🚨 BREAKING: Illinois Governor JB Pritzker says he’s going to rename Lake Michigan to “Lake Illinois.”

EPIC TRUMP TROLL!!! 🤣

Here in Iowa, for schools to delay or cancel, the feels-like temperature has to be -30 or below. Maybe Iowa schoolchildren are just hardier than oligarchs. 🤷‍♀️

All of these nomination hearings in a nutshell:

Congress: “Will you break the law if the President tells you to?”

Nominee: “That’s for me to know and you to find out.”