To @holland-tom.bsky.social, courtesy of goalhanger and @theresthistory.bsky.social..., an skaldic account of Harald Hadraga's mutilation of Michael V.

Warning: this gets graphic... Harald Hardrada doesn't mince words! I'll 🧵 the verses below, there are 12 verses to

**The Orbs of Oraltes**

It looks like my kayaking through the slushy lake earlier this winter has a curious effect on the way the ice formed near my putin spot. I had fun playing with Gimp to enhance to make the rings more apparent.

#Gimp #IceFormation

your tired, your poor (in health)

A fun take on the rise of disinformation and reversion to more unenlightened times. I give you... the Four Horsemen of the Epistemocalypse!

And it feels like they are, mostly, men. 🙄

Best Movies ever:
Pulp Fiction
Oh Brother Where Art though (any cohen bros)
Empire Strikes Back
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Wicked

Now... reverse the order.

Go see Wicked.

#Oz #Wicked

Furry friends are out and about

Winter

Monday. Saturday. Winter done come and put its feet up on the table. This is already more winter than the past two years together. And it's not even January (20) yet 🙄

Is the barnier a new unit of measure in the calculus of political misfortune? 1 barnier ~= 2 liz truss ~= 8 scaramucci.

The rest is history is my favorite podcast right now. Almost fell out of my kayak a listening to episode 156. Brits face off against Spanish 122-gun 3-deckers, largest ships in the world. Excited British officer's reaction: "by my soul, they are thumpers!" @theresthistory.bsky.social #AiArt

#BeholderKinType 😆 ... at first I thought this was cthuloid but it's def a some kind of beholderkin...

I love the typebars as teeth. Might want to be careful clearing them when they jam!

I'm staying by a lake that started to freeze two days ago, then 30cm of snow fell, creating sheets of icy slush. Overnight, a massive sheet of iceslush drifted from the south side of the lake to the north side, and this happened...
#FirstPost #WinterIsHere #WinterKayaking