Phil
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Phil
@philjokes.bsky.social
ex-chef, mental health worker, recovering curmudgeon, urban herbivore, agnostic atheist, rabble-rouser, and really good at sitting.
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To Poilievre's friends.

Lay off Carney's kid. Stop being a bunch of bullies and jerks.

It's not okay.
March 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
"In 1994, Ukraine agreed to transfer these weapons to Russia for dismantlement in exchange for economic compensation and security assurances from Russia, the United States, United Kingdom and France to respect the Ukrainian independence and sovereignty in the existing borders."

Failed states.
March 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
If someone argued Trump wasn't a Russian stooge at any time over the last 8 years, I can almost understand their ignorance or simplicity.
But what's their excuse now?

I hope every drink they have for the rest of their life is above room temperature but also somehow contains urine
February 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Trump said Ukraine started the war against Russia. Rapists always blame the victim
February 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Telling people to stop bringing politics into a sporting event that Russia wasn't invited to because of politics is some silly shit
February 16, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Just a reminder that this is the 2nd time Trump has been president where he could release the Epstein list or find out what happened to him in prison but he won't because he's on the list and helped Epstein "kill himself"
February 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Just so you all know, we hate your cheetoh in chief and we think you’d be a lot better with a Hawkins Cheezie in Chief
February 3, 2025 at 5:01 AM
You gotta be a real shit U.S. President to get Conservatives to compliment Trudeau
February 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Babe, wake up new Cold War just dropped
February 2, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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If you share my deep concern that a fascist like Elon Musk could use the X algorithm to interfere with the upcoming Canadian election please write to Elections canada and demand a full investigation into X's interference in Canada.

stephane.Perrault@elections.ca
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
NDP MP Angus calls for investigation into Elon Musk over potential election interference | CBC News
New Democrat MP Charlie Angus is calling on Elections Canada to launch an investigation into Elon Musk and his social media platform X, saying he is concerned about potential interference by the tech ...
www.cbc.ca
January 25, 2025 at 12:27 PM
That's not a guillotine for Elon Musk, that's a Roman letter opener
January 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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🔥👍👏👊💪🙏

#ForeignInterferenceReport #cdnpoli 👇
January 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
If you know, you know

youtu.be/cBo_ijfKVRM?...
The Only Good Fascist Is a Very Dead Fascist
YouTube video by Propagandhi - Topic
youtu.be
January 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Someone told me they unfollowed me cause of my political takes and I just want to remind y'all that I am unlikable for a multitude of reasons, not just politics, thank you very much.
January 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I've heard it isn't safe to wear headphones playing loud music while at an ATM.

Which is why every time I use an ATM I yell out "oh you think I won't kill you?" headphones or not.
January 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Pierre Poilievre is really disliked in Quebec because Russian propaganda is in English and they don't bother with French
January 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Which new Geneva Conventions will they create because of my friends if the USA wants to try to take Canada?

Blame us all you want, but you couldn't even take Afghanistan
January 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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November: We right wingers are actually anti-war and anti-interventionalist. We're just nationalists who want to focus on securing our borders.

January: WE MUST INVADE CANADA AND LIBERATE GREENLAND! MORE BLOOD FOR BLOOD KING!
January 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
If you're a dude who is opposed to abortion and wants to make it illegal, you should be forced to get the ol' snippity snip.

And I don't mean a vasectomy, I mean we should cut your dick off
November 24, 2024 at 1:46 AM