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Philip Ardagh
@philipardagh.bsky.social
Award-winning children's author, poet, reviewer & commentator. Lifetime Ambassador CILIP School Libraries Group, ambassador Stratford-upon-Avon Literary Festival and Northern Children's Book Festival. Co-writer 'High in the Clouds' with Paul McCartney
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Still funny.
October 28, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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October 29, 2025 at 12:29 PM
The blue one in the Tweenies.
October 18, 2025 at 1:00 PM
All novels are really menus in which the characters are offered as dishes to cannibals.
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
AI DEEPFAKE OF ME SPEWING RUSSIAN PROPAGANDA.
This is very disturbing because, with the exception of the moving image of me at the beginning of my segment, the words and images are not mine. My voice is AI generated and - I assume - sounds very like me. (I can't hear the join) Disgraceful.
Also featured in the latest batch of Russian disinformation videos are comedian @geoffnorcott.bsky.social and children's author @philipardagh.bsky.social, again with their voices being deepfaked to attack Armenia.
October 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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“Show us your warrant!”

“Ma’am, you’ve been watching too many movies. We’ll show you the warrant after we’re done.” 🤔

*busts in the door with babies crying*
September 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Occam's Razor always rules. Always.
September 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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This popped up on my timeline this morning. With my constant philanthropy and radiating goodness and selflessness 24/7, even I forget sometimes just HOW giving I am.
September 4, 2025 at 10:34 AM
When you have a platform and use it for good. The wonderful Hugh Bonneville. The skill is to move on before the interviewer can say, "Yes, but..."
Iconic moment at the Downton Abbey premiere
September 4, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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Iconic moment at the Downton Abbey premiere
September 4, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Hmmm. So the low birth rate and migration means that there won't be enough people in the west do do all the jobs to keep the infrastructures working for the older generations. Hmmmm. I wonder what the solution might be?

Increased immigration?
September 2, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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Who did this?
August 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Especially if that room was at IBM headquarters and you only went there to clean it, once in a while.
things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes
August 22, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Gavin Newsom responds to Fox's OBSESSION with him
August 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Kitty trolling. 😸😸😸😸
August 20, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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💯
August 20, 2025 at 10:22 AM
There's a real possibility that not only was Thomas Hardy's heart briefly kept in a biscuit tin but that a cat ate it. This can be neither proved nor disproved because authorities have refused an exhumation, despite the fact that the rest of Hardy's remains are 115+ miles away in Westminster Abbey.
The toilet on Apollo 10 broke and poo floated around while the astronauts argued about whose it was, based on consistency eg that one's too sticky it's not mine
Ok folks: what is your favorite fact that you share with people (maybe a bit too) eagerly?
August 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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So true. So very true.
August 16, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Mine in today’s @newyorker.com
August 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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August 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Texas in 2025.
August 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Like you I've seen all the pics people post here abt the steady increase of tacky gold crap he keeps adding to the oval office. But somehow it wasn't until I saw this picture that it just hit me. What the actual fuck. Like a Vegas whorehouse.
August 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM
So true. So very true.
August 16, 2025 at 1:18 PM
The lengths I go to, @Waterstones.bsky.social See? Even my jacket matches the sun and clouds on this Moomin bag I'm bringing to tonight's Moomin Superfan panel at @WaterstonesPicc.bsky.social! # Moomins @macmillankidsuk.bsky.social
August 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM