philTHEvoid
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"Repent, Harlequin!" Said the Ticktockman
That's fun, by the standards of AI news.
February 7, 2026 at 5:52 AM
That's fun, by the standards of AI news.
Wait. Everything else aside, why would you say he's a really bad linguist?
February 4, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Wait. Everything else aside, why would you say he's a really bad linguist?
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2020 Academy of American Poets Prize
On Learning to Dissect Fetal Pigs by RenΓ©e Nicole Macklin
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January 9, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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We've analysed this video of the shooting of Renee Nicole Good yesterday in Minneapolis frame-by-frame to highlight the positioning of the gun and phone in the ICE agent's hands.
Video: @minnesotareformer.com with annotations by Bellingcat
Video: @minnesotareformer.com with annotations by Bellingcat
January 8, 2026 at 6:38 PM
We've analysed this video of the shooting of Renee Nicole Good yesterday in Minneapolis frame-by-frame to highlight the positioning of the gun and phone in the ICE agent's hands.
Video: @minnesotareformer.com with annotations by Bellingcat
Video: @minnesotareformer.com with annotations by Bellingcat
I grew a neck stache. On like day four. I didn't do well.
January 3, 2026 at 4:25 AM
I grew a neck stache. On like day four. I didn't do well.
I've been enjoying sleep long, sleep well recently
November 21, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I've been enjoying sleep long, sleep well recently
"We're rounding up, imprisoning, and brutalizing people who look like you, without regard to their legal status.
Praise us, or else."
Praise us, or else."
October 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
"We're rounding up, imprisoning, and brutalizing people who look like you, without regard to their legal status.
Praise us, or else."
Praise us, or else."
No-one's right to exist is negotiable, and if your platform insists otherwise, fuck your platform.
October 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
No-one's right to exist is negotiable, and if your platform insists otherwise, fuck your platform.
I used to be of the mind that we only get one ride on Planet Earth and I wanted to see it all, until I saw what might be the only real snuff film.
It shook me for weeks. All I could think about was its senseless cruelty, evil for its own sake.
I'm now more selective about what I choose to witness.
It shook me for weeks. All I could think about was its senseless cruelty, evil for its own sake.
I'm now more selective about what I choose to witness.
September 13, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I used to be of the mind that we only get one ride on Planet Earth and I wanted to see it all, until I saw what might be the only real snuff film.
It shook me for weeks. All I could think about was its senseless cruelty, evil for its own sake.
I'm now more selective about what I choose to witness.
It shook me for weeks. All I could think about was its senseless cruelty, evil for its own sake.
I'm now more selective about what I choose to witness.
Check out Clarence Carter over here...
September 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Check out Clarence Carter over here...
Thank-you. I'll shed no tears for an asshole who stumbled into a bonfire he helped light.
September 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Thank-you. I'll shed no tears for an asshole who stumbled into a bonfire he helped light.
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Letβs make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. β Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.
September 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Letβs make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. β Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.
Fine, I'll take down my meme.
September 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Fine, I'll take down my meme.
I'm just kidding when I say "Trump had Charlie Kirk killed to distract from the Epstein files," but someone out there isn't.
September 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I'm just kidding when I say "Trump had Charlie Kirk killed to distract from the Epstein files," but someone out there isn't.
Lil' Bits | Rick and Morty | Adult Swim
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September 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I like (and by like I mean hate) the way this guy's like "Look at me, I'm a pedophile who pimps out children to very powerful people!" and all of his friends are like "You sure are Jeff! lol!" and also at least two of those friends have been or are POTUS.
September 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I like (and by like I mean hate) the way this guy's like "Look at me, I'm a pedophile who pimps out children to very powerful people!" and all of his friends are like "You sure are Jeff! lol!" and also at least two of those friends have been or are POTUS.
Welcome back, Dramatic Chipmunk.
August 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Welcome back, Dramatic Chipmunk.
I want to be excited about Mr. Mamdani's candidacy but there have been so many instances (Sinema, Fetterman, Gallego) of folks that are progressive on the campaign trail before pivoting towards the center once they're elected.
Can someone please tell me that this guy's sincere, and explain why?
Can someone please tell me that this guy's sincere, and explain why?
July 12, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I want to be excited about Mr. Mamdani's candidacy but there have been so many instances (Sinema, Fetterman, Gallego) of folks that are progressive on the campaign trail before pivoting towards the center once they're elected.
Can someone please tell me that this guy's sincere, and explain why?
Can someone please tell me that this guy's sincere, and explain why?
To his credit, establishment Democrats seem threatened and hostile to his presence, but what are the odds that Zohran Mamdani pulls a Sinema / Fetterman / Gallego and pivots towards the center after running on their progressive bonafides?
July 12, 2025 at 5:46 AM
To his credit, establishment Democrats seem threatened and hostile to his presence, but what are the odds that Zohran Mamdani pulls a Sinema / Fetterman / Gallego and pivots towards the center after running on their progressive bonafides?
Wouldn't that be after his first conviction in Florida?
July 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Wouldn't that be after his first conviction in Florida?
I've run the data, I've crunched the numbers, I've done tests in the field, and finally feel ready to answer a timeless question that has surely weighed heavily on all of us:
No, cats are not fans of Aztec death whistles.
No, cats are not fans of Aztec death whistles.
July 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I've run the data, I've crunched the numbers, I've done tests in the field, and finally feel ready to answer a timeless question that has surely weighed heavily on all of us:
No, cats are not fans of Aztec death whistles.
No, cats are not fans of Aztec death whistles.
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I could be eating caviar with foie gras if I had all my ducks in a roe.
May 31, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I could be eating caviar with foie gras if I had all my ducks in a roe.
But like... isn't everything but omniscience a form of ignorance?
May 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
But like... isn't everything but omniscience a form of ignorance?
When you think about it, cats are nature's fidget spinners.
I will not elaborate.
I will not elaborate.
May 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
When you think about it, cats are nature's fidget spinners.
I will not elaborate.
I will not elaborate.
May you both reap what you've sewn.
May 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
May you both reap what you've sewn.