Right but Walton's Goggins as the new host of the Twilight Zone AMIRITE?!? Make it happen, TV moguls!

“waahhhh egg prices are too high” just lay the eggs yourself you lazy prick

What really gets me about Elon Musks nazi salute is that it had all the energy of a jumped up, over-sugared child. Like he's so excited to finally get to play a game of fascism with all his little tech buddies. Minging.

Deleting Twitter will be the NEXT most satisfying moment.

Blocking Elon Musk on Twitter was a very satisfying moment recently.

every day I have to remind myself there's only so much astonishment I have each day and I cannot spend it all on The Horrors

Something I never put enough stock into, with music, was learning to sing covers in a different key to the original. I always sung "Where Is My Mind?" By Pixies way too low in the original key. However I've now changed it and it's MUCH easier.

Zuckerberg is gonna throw three sig heils now, just to prove he has masculine energy.

Guess I'm making protest music in the form of covers. Check out the full song at soundcloud.com/phears_music

Melania looks like a combination of the Babadook and the Quaker Oats man

Somebody fire up the Luigi-Signal for fucks sake.

Like seriously? The Gulf of America? The only genders are male and female? Mass deportation? Not to MENTION the fact that most of the people attending and closest are the richest social media magnates the world has right now. Fuck this timeline.

Trying really freaking hard not to feel utterly depressed at the inauguration of Donald Fart.

So this is basically Twitter/Threads? I can dig it.