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Phathead
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You can call me Jorseph
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Since we're doing intros, who am I?

You can call me Phathead. Or Jorseph. Or even Marie.

NR2003 people know me from RuRa
NASCAR Twitter knows me from The Paul Menard Empire

I used to sling drugs for a living, but I am tired of the public. So so tired of the public.
@varcracing.com suspended me for Pocono this week (something about money laundering) but joked on you assholes I would be able to race any way!
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
@varcracing.com suspended me for Pocono this week (something about money laundering) but joked on you assholes I would be able to race any way!
November 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The fact I immediately knew the answer means I'm old. He repeatedly explained this when he went to Hendrick initially.
Anyone know why Dale Jr almost always had a black rear bumper? (via u/Mike_Hawkhurts69) reddit.com/comments/1or6rfk #NASCAR
November 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Why didn't SVG run the 97 this year? I'm even more confused now that they went with 88 for 2025
November 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Working my way through the 1980 Cup season as I rerun every race in NR2003, but I updated the full stats file last night so if anyone is curious I have drive specific data now. Call out who you'd want to see and I'll share.
November 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
This is such a disappointing set
November 6, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Hamilton is such a tremendous and beautiful human being
In Mexico, I asked Lewis Hamilton about what pet ownership taught him about himself. A simple question... but one with a LOT of baggage in the #F1 paddock.

This is your sign to ask your questions, no matter what others think.

open.substack.com/pub/deadlypa...
November 6, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Top 5 in the boys @cortracing.bsky.social debut. Still better than I have ever done.
November 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Finished up the boy's paint scheme for @cortracing.bsky.social. Adapted my original NR2003 scheme to a brighter version per his requested.
November 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Pretty
November 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Found an interesting horizontal lock up of the old Mello Yello logo that I'm doing a half ass job recreating for the boy's CORT car
November 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Very excited because I've had some hoodies die recently and it is time to purchase some new ones.
November 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
was looking for fonts on the trading paints number builder and
November 4, 2025 at 2:19 AM
It's pretty cool I live in an area with a million people and have LTE coverage at home now
November 4, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Finished rerunning the 1981 season this morning.

Congrats to Dale Earnhardt on his third championship
November 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Really miss Davey Allison today
November 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
First time since 1992 I didn't watch a single lap of the Cup finale and honestly I am okay with that
November 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Signing the boy up for CORT and learned his oval iRating is 3218 lmao
November 1, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Reminder, this kind of season required him to go 7 wide with two to go to win the championship
November 1, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Mamba Smith will be hired by FOX News come morning
November 1, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Heim is going to the Cup Series full time?
November 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Lol we're about to get the funniest possible outcome
November 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Ah yes, an announcer for a national series relying on text messages from others to understand what happened.

Totally normal.
November 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Jamie Little may be the worst play-by-play announcer in any sport. It's infuriating.
November 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
4 tricks clearly in a pile by the wall.

Jamie Little, "I think there was one or two other trucks involved."
November 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM