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Phathead
@phathead.bsky.social
· Nov 8
Since we're doing intros, who am I?
You can call me Phathead. Or Jorseph. Or even Marie.
NR2003 people know me from RuRa
NASCAR Twitter knows me from The Paul Menard Empire
I used to sling drugs for a living, but I am tired of the public. So so tired of the public.
You can call me Phathead. Or Jorseph. Or even Marie.
NR2003 people know me from RuRa
NASCAR Twitter knows me from The Paul Menard Empire
I used to sling drugs for a living, but I am tired of the public. So so tired of the public.
If Micheal Jordan was in victory lane in Daytona
February 15, 2026 at 10:53 PM
If Micheal Jordan was in victory lane in Daytona
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Doing just fine
February 15, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Doing just fine
Man Reddick faked his ass out
February 15, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Man Reddick faked his ass out
Yes Jamie. Bring his sick child into this interview.
February 15, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Yes Jamie. Bring his sick child into this interview.
Oh I thought it was like 20 to go
February 15, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Oh I thought it was like 20 to go
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How is that helping mcdowell he still has to pit, nobody else does lol
February 15, 2026 at 10:27 PM
How is that helping mcdowell he still has to pit, nobody else does lol
Fully convinced that if Cody Wear wins the 500, the sport decides to completely rethink the drafting package
February 15, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Fully convinced that if Cody Wear wins the 500, the sport decides to completely rethink the drafting package
Man you can tell how much Harvick does not like Bowyer and it's fantastic
February 15, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Man you can tell how much Harvick does not like Bowyer and it's fantastic
The Joie of Seating Cuck Chair™
I hope Lajoie is enjoying this race from the comfort of the cuck chair.
February 15, 2026 at 7:57 PM
The Joie of Seating Cuck Chair™
Amazing work by FOX. Three boxes for viewing and it's all the same shot.
February 15, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Amazing work by FOX. Three boxes for viewing and it's all the same shot.
NASCAR's vibe for the last 25 year has been, "I'm cool right? Please tell me I'm cool. Please."
February 15, 2026 at 6:37 PM
NASCAR's vibe for the last 25 year has been, "I'm cool right? Please tell me I'm cool. Please."
Who's this nerd in a suit speaking like William Shatner?
February 15, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Who's this nerd in a suit speaking like William Shatner?
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the driver had to throw his race suit and helmet in the bin because they were so soaked in kangaroo, which you have to say is less than ideal
February 15, 2026 at 12:48 AM
the driver had to throw his race suit and helmet in the bin because they were so soaked in kangaroo, which you have to say is less than ideal
New foster has arrived. Meet Benny.
February 14, 2026 at 3:31 PM
New foster has arrived. Meet Benny.
When I go to order a chili cheese burrito at Taco Bell and they said they can't make them anymore
February 13, 2026 at 10:31 PM
When I go to order a chili cheese burrito at Taco Bell and they said they can't make them anymore
One of the benefits of the shift in societal discourse over the past decade is the conformation of my theory that a significant proportion of people use religion to absolve themselves as being hurtful, terrible individuals
February 13, 2026 at 7:21 PM
One of the benefits of the shift in societal discourse over the past decade is the conformation of my theory that a significant proportion of people use religion to absolve themselves as being hurtful, terrible individuals
Is the 3 on the 36 different than the 38 or am I seeing things?
February 13, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Is the 3 on the 36 different than the 38 or am I seeing things?
This showed up in the mail today and I never got an email it shipped
February 12, 2026 at 8:11 PM
This showed up in the mail today and I never got an email it shipped
Next foster pup looks like a baby cow
February 11, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Next foster pup looks like a baby cow
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@varcracing.com - National Series VII - Atlanta
New season, new paints, new drivers, Nat'l Series giving on Day 1. Got stuck in traffic and fell down the board and then... a couple good breaks. The damn Kid got me at the line on the G/W/C to steal a T5. Best non-super finish in a year.
S: P9
F: P6
New season, new paints, new drivers, Nat'l Series giving on Day 1. Got stuck in traffic and fell down the board and then... a couple good breaks. The damn Kid got me at the line on the G/W/C to steal a T5. Best non-super finish in a year.
S: P9
F: P6
February 11, 2026 at 4:59 AM
@varcracing.com - National Series VII - Atlanta
New season, new paints, new drivers, Nat'l Series giving on Day 1. Got stuck in traffic and fell down the board and then... a couple good breaks. The damn Kid got me at the line on the G/W/C to steal a T5. Best non-super finish in a year.
S: P9
F: P6
New season, new paints, new drivers, Nat'l Series giving on Day 1. Got stuck in traffic and fell down the board and then... a couple good breaks. The damn Kid got me at the line on the G/W/C to steal a T5. Best non-super finish in a year.
S: P9
F: P6