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Phathead
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You can call me Jorseph
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Since we're doing intros, who am I?

You can call me Phathead. Or Jorseph. Or even Marie.

NR2003 people know me from RuRa
NASCAR Twitter knows me from The Paul Menard Empire

I used to sling drugs for a living, but I am tired of the public. So so tired of the public.
Holy shit this scheme kicks ass
December 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Fuck you OneDrive, no one wants you
Living with Windows has always been a calculus of how useful it is professionally vs. the amount of unbearable shit you gotta disable with a script and I think we reached a tipping point where it’s majority unbearable shit.
December 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
We're often asked if all of our animals get along. I think this summarizes everything.
December 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Go vote for my Ross Chastain 80s scheme (and ignore the really good ones that @phathead.bsky.social, @mooncraft.racing, and @mwoodski.bsky.social made)!
December 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Well this is random as hell
December 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
For almost 20 years I can't get away from this shit head
December 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Hey, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from the entire league to you!

Force your entire family to vote on the December Paint of the Month while you're all stuck in the same room together. Voting open until 11:59pm, January 1.
Paint of the Month Voting - December 2025
This month's Paint of the Month theme was 'CUP ANACHRONISM' brought to you by Admin Kyle. Show us your take on a modern NASCAR Cup scheme using the 1987 Legends cars (Buick Regal, Chevrolet Monte Car...
forms.gle
December 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The boy has been playing the new, to us, Nintendo Wii all morning while the girl has been playing the new, to us, Nintendo 3DS.

Welcome back 2009!
December 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Meh it's okay
December 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Hey. It's not me on Christmas Eve realizing I bought the wrong DS version for the girl.

Woot.
December 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Final @varcracing.com Season IV stats - Part 1
December 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
@varcracing.com Position heat map for Gateway
December 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Little team practice
December 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
WTF kind of hot take is this
Column: The Kennedy Center board voted to rename the living monument to the 35th president as the “Trump Kennedy Center” and a nationwide freak-out ensued.

The name-change stunt feels needlessly provocative and strangely timed.
Column | Trump renaming calls the Kennedy Center’s legacy into question
The sudden rebranding will only deepen problems faced by the National Symphony Orchestra and Washington National Opera.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The 2003 Pepsi 400 was the first Daytona race I had missed watching in a decade and I was literally dumbfounded when I hopped online and saw Biffle won
December 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Why is that his job to confirm?
#NASCAR Garrett Mitchell, aka Cleetus McFarland has posted that Greg Biffe, his wife, daughter and son have passed away.
December 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Still not Marcos year
December 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
@wookiedrives.bsky.social what's your preferred streaming platform?
December 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
It felt inevitable. Also, this stat is just mindboggling.

Martin had 26 Top Tens and only beat Gordon 10 times that year
December 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Happy Birthday Alan Kulwicki. You definitely would have been a very vocal Trump supporter.
December 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Paul Menard is a car
December 15, 2025 at 3:52 PM
@varcracing.com's paint of the month contest is to re-imagine a modern scheme on an 1987 car.

Took Blaney's PPG scheme and converted the paint splats to 1980s style graphics.

All sponsors are from Penske's 1986-88 IndyCar sponsors. Used the IndyCar Penske font because their Cup team didn't exist.
December 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Meet Poptart everyone!
December 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
New foster pup day
December 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
One of the truly most impressive things the Trump Administration has done is make the prevention of antisemitism a bad thing.

Like what the fuck.
December 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM