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I am a goddamn delicate flower! Retail PharmD, vodkaholic, boy mom. So don’t be a dick @genX she/her🎀🧬🐿
This dude was holding this Trump flag with his hand in sub-zero temps. He wasn’t wearing a glove. His license plate was KPTKIRK. All I could see was a sneaky K__K__K. I’m so confused about his followers.
January 22, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I am today years old before realizing that the sandstorm in ‘The Mummy’ has a phallic design, and at one point Brendan Frazier even comments about it’s size. 🤦🏻‍♀️
January 22, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Had the weirdest call tonight at work. A father called to ask me how to proceed after his 13yo son had accidentally taken a dose of the father’s Sildenafil 50mg prescription. He was somewhat graphic about the state of his son’s condition.
How would you respond?
December 17, 2024 at 6:04 AM
Had the weirdest call tonight at work. A father called to ask me how to proceed after his 13yo son had accidentally taken a dose of the father’s Sildenafil 50mg prescription. He was somewhat graphic about the state of his son’s condition.
How would you respond?
December 17, 2024 at 5:55 AM
I’m watching “The Proposal” tonight and once again my heart hurts because we no longer have Betty White
an elderly woman in a red cape stands in the woods with her arms outstretched
Alt: an elderly woman in a red cape stands in the woods with her arms outstretched
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November 30, 2024 at 5:27 AM
What is the highest dose you have prescribed/dispensed of Quetiapine? (know that the manf max recommended dose is 800mg/day)
November 20, 2024 at 4:43 AM
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November 20, 2024 at 4:13 AM
#wackywordwed
Did this work?
November 20, 2024 at 3:50 AM
To all my new friends: I post weird shit, mostly pertaining to my teens and pharmacy knowledge. I will derail with the occasional rant against for-profit healthcare and shitty policies. My goal is to inform and amuse.
November 17, 2024 at 8:24 AM
Just wanted to share something beautiful
November 15, 2024 at 5:52 AM
Teaching soon to be 16yo how to drive with a manual transmission. We actually got out of the parking lot and onto the streets. He didn’t stall the car today. 😁
This is his key chain.
November 11, 2024 at 6:02 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #500,147!
October 7, 2024 at 5:06 AM
Just a friendly reminder that 2nd gen antipsychotics are prone to abuse (specifically quetiapine).
October 2, 2024 at 5:16 AM
I think I did something wrong. I have a whole bunch of cat ‘things’ suggestions, but I’m not a cat person. I respect their hatred of being ‘domesticated’ but I’m horribly allergic and avoid them IRL at all costs (I enjoy unlabored breathing)
a white cat is sitting on a box with the words `` why why '' written above it .
ALT: a white cat is sitting on a box with the words `` why why '' written above it .
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October 2, 2024 at 5:07 AM
@maryscottoconnor.com Maryscott, Maryscott quite contrary, sat on a tuffet eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider, sat down beside her
Said what's in the bowl, bitch?*
*modified music lyric 🤷🏻‍♀️
October 27, 2023 at 6:23 AM
This might be a sore subject, but I have ADHD & am medicated for it WHEN I WORK. If I need to pay attention to live or work, I take it. I don’t have any withdrawal on my off days, nor does my 13yo. I would argue it’s only addictive if you get a noticeable boost (high). We just function better.
October 27, 2023 at 6:10 AM
I can’t decide whether I’m more upset that I can’t find my olive fork, or the fact that I think I own an olive fork 🤦🏻‍♀️
October 19, 2023 at 6:00 AM
This is me in 3 years 🤦🏻‍♀️
18: omg mom, why are you always sitting in the bathroom with no lights on?!
Me: *doomscrolling* why are you opening bathroom doors without knocking is the real question. Shut the door plz.
18 walking away: jfc weirdo
October 18, 2023 at 3:51 AM
Sometimes there is no alternative to saying “motherfucker” out loud.
October 13, 2023 at 6:44 AM
Look at this little girl living her best life among pillows and blankets. (She still yelled at me tonight until I paid my tithe with pizza crust)
October 13, 2023 at 6:42 AM
Yesterday 14yo tried for the HS soccer team & didn’t make the cut. We watched Rudy, & so he submitted his name for team mgr. He’d make a 60 sec video about why he should get the slot.
Today they’d a team meeting & varsity coach specifically texted him. They want him (a freshman) to be varsity mgr💜
August 11, 2023 at 6:24 AM
While watching soccer tonight, 14yo just said “He’s just upset that he got called out for his shenanigans!”
I am so proud!
August 9, 2023 at 4:20 AM
I’m so happy to be here! Thank you @drawstickpeople.bsky.social and @alanakinrich.bsky.social!
August 7, 2023 at 7:02 AM