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phantomdoodler.bsky.social
🔞 Doodler
@phantomdoodler.bsky.social
30-something demi chick who draws dicks. No wank, just wanking.
Also known as p_doodler and p_lewdler
日本語を鍛えたいから、会話練習させてくれ
Magyarul is probálok tanulni.
Once again thinking about Hubert and Jeritza having a strange, indecipherable form of sibling level drama
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Neurodivergent friendship is a funny thing. You can find your people and have amazing connections with them, but be too overwhelmed with life to stay in touch, but miss them dearly and feel lonely, but be too burnt out to even send a text. 😩
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
maybe it is time to draw cock
perhaps even balls
November 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Dorothea and Constance could make such chaotic exes
November 7, 2025 at 7:09 PM
medically mandated prostate massage
November 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
brb, gotta let my neurologist know I'm still sick in the head
November 6, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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a few finishing touches to go, but almost there
November 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
anyways, this is how medical malpractice kink can win-
November 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
excuse me, doctor, can someone please tell me how many more appointments and tests and years of not living my life I need to budget for before you can figure out what the hell is wrong with me?
November 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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So many people have asked me why I don’t try and be a full time writer/creative and the blunt answer is always that I am a single-by-choice woman who needs health insurance and a steady paycheck for her mortgage. A full time job is the only way. I just sacrifice sleep and free time to write.
Many full time creatives have “invisible safety nets” like bread-winning partners, trust funds, external support, etc. No shame on anyone, but it creates a false vision of success. The cost of going to cons alone on top of hoping to eat as a freelancer are untenable, IMO.
When people hear that I'm returning to part time work they often ask "are things not going well with your art?"

The problem really is things are going well, but the world is so unstable that I long for some consistency and income that I don't have to pay quarterly taxes on
November 3, 2025 at 1:44 PM
unfortunately, I want to do all of the things all of the time, but sometimes I can't even do one of the things
November 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
On Hiatus
Zoom in and the first tag you see is how your November will go
November 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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We're helping Mutsumi Natsuo-sensei spread the Yuri love! ♥️

Both "My Date is a Total Ike woman" and "Boyish²" will soon be available for sale online via the Manga Mavericks Store AND sold by us at conventions in the US next year!

Stay tuned for when order pages go live!
October 31, 2025 at 5:59 PM
inspiration and motivation haven't been overlapping much lately, but I AM making progress dissemvling a bunch of torn jeans so I can salvage the material
November 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
チャーハン
November 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Last chance sale for remaining stock! I drew the Queen of Swords :)

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Fat Folks Tarot
Tarot card deck featuring fat folks created by fat artists.
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October 31, 2025 at 4:10 PM
anyways, I've spent the last two weeks diplomatically handling a passive-aggressive customer who refused to acknowledge anything I actually said in favor of writing another 3 to 10 paragraphs every day about how the problem is obvious and she looks forward to me resolving it.
October 31, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I try not to complain, but everytime I see a post about "why do people obsess over THOSE characters who are BORING like MY blorbo who is COMPELLING and IGNORED BY EVERYONE" I have to chew off one of my fingers to avoid making a scene
October 31, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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For this week's WIP Wednesday... an official announcement!
Me and Blue @smolowl.bsky.social are working on a zine, "A Little Bird Told Me..." 🐥
It is about a Ferdibert AU where they are birds (Ferdibirds if you will) featuring short stories with illustrations 🕊️
October 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I think Dorothea and Constance should have some dubcon science experiment yuri
October 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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🥂
October 29, 2025 at 11:26 AM
forcefem this, forcefem that
where's my magic accidental ranma 1/2 fem
October 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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I painted ur dog
October 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I love fics about a disaster not-quite-couple fucking nasty at/during/after someone else's wedding because they suck at processing emotions
October 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM