Katie 🐳👽
@phalanges1121.bsky.social
Xfiles lover, Thelma(cat) basically owns me. Gishie for life. Feed Store is a way of life.
Looks like I’ll be finding my yearbooks from high school so the twins can get off my back. They don’t understand why I can’t remember someone. 1) that was almost 24 years ago and 2) if she went by a nickname I wouldn’t know her real name. I don’t go by my legal name.
January 21, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Looks like I’ll be finding my yearbooks from high school so the twins can get off my back. They don’t understand why I can’t remember someone. 1) that was almost 24 years ago and 2) if she went by a nickname I wouldn’t know her real name. I don’t go by my legal name.
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You’re doing brave things.
Some days that just means showing up, especially when the world feels so chaotic and heavy.
#handlettering
#letteringart
#digitallettering
#wordsmatter
Some days that just means showing up, especially when the world feels so chaotic and heavy.
#handlettering
#letteringart
#digitallettering
#wordsmatter
January 20, 2026 at 5:05 PM
You’re doing brave things.
Some days that just means showing up, especially when the world feels so chaotic and heavy.
#handlettering
#letteringart
#digitallettering
#wordsmatter
Some days that just means showing up, especially when the world feels so chaotic and heavy.
#handlettering
#letteringart
#digitallettering
#wordsmatter
I knew my sister didn’t really pay attention to me and my life but she gave me my Christmas gifts this weekend and I’m confused. Gave me a makeup organizer because “you wear a lot of makeup”, I wear it maybe 5 times a year. And chocolate chip cookies, I absolutely hate chocolate chip cookies.
January 20, 2026 at 2:24 AM
I knew my sister didn’t really pay attention to me and my life but she gave me my Christmas gifts this weekend and I’m confused. Gave me a makeup organizer because “you wear a lot of makeup”, I wear it maybe 5 times a year. And chocolate chip cookies, I absolutely hate chocolate chip cookies.
Nephews went to spend time with a friend this weekend. Apparently their aunt knows me. Says we went to school together and were even cheerleaders together. I don’t remember her at all. The name doesn’t sound familiar and they don’t have a pic or know her maiden name. Now I’m wondering who she is.
January 19, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Nephews went to spend time with a friend this weekend. Apparently their aunt knows me. Says we went to school together and were even cheerleaders together. I don’t remember her at all. The name doesn’t sound familiar and they don’t have a pic or know her maiden name. Now I’m wondering who she is.
Still no order. Called the store and got put on hold for 30 minutes before I hung up. Tried their chat option. One asked for name and then ended the chat. One told me they couldn’t help me. And the last one said to call the store and press 9, which isn’t even an option!
My nephew really wanted to go hang out with friends for the weekend instead of working. That’s fine. He needs to be a kid. Thought I’d throw some coffee and breakfast on my Safeway order that was supposed to be ready at 8am. It is now 9am, I need to be work and nothing from them. Fun times.
January 17, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Still no order. Called the store and got put on hold for 30 minutes before I hung up. Tried their chat option. One asked for name and then ended the chat. One told me they couldn’t help me. And the last one said to call the store and press 9, which isn’t even an option!
My nephew really wanted to go hang out with friends for the weekend instead of working. That’s fine. He needs to be a kid. Thought I’d throw some coffee and breakfast on my Safeway order that was supposed to be ready at 8am. It is now 9am, I need to be work and nothing from them. Fun times.
January 17, 2026 at 5:03 PM
My nephew really wanted to go hang out with friends for the weekend instead of working. That’s fine. He needs to be a kid. Thought I’d throw some coffee and breakfast on my Safeway order that was supposed to be ready at 8am. It is now 9am, I need to be work and nothing from them. Fun times.
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Yes, it absolutely is barbaric!
January 17, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Yes, it absolutely is barbaric!
One nephew is visiting for a week & said he would try to see me. The twins were arguing so much about who HAD to go with me that I just left without them. & my sister is here and uninvited me from dinner & said she would try to see me. Guess who the least liked member of the family is?
a man says it 's me in front of a bulletin board
ALT: a man says it 's me in front of a bulletin board
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2026 at 2:59 AM
One nephew is visiting for a week & said he would try to see me. The twins were arguing so much about who HAD to go with me that I just left without them. & my sister is here and uninvited me from dinner & said she would try to see me. Guess who the least liked member of the family is?
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I have noticed a disturbing number of calls for violence against ICE agents. One word:
DON'T!
Around the world, dictators WANT violence because it provides cover for them to launch massive militarized retaliation. Dictators even stage false-flag operations to provide themselves with an excuse.
DON'T!
Around the world, dictators WANT violence because it provides cover for them to launch massive militarized retaliation. Dictators even stage false-flag operations to provide themselves with an excuse.
January 17, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I have noticed a disturbing number of calls for violence against ICE agents. One word:
DON'T!
Around the world, dictators WANT violence because it provides cover for them to launch massive militarized retaliation. Dictators even stage false-flag operations to provide themselves with an excuse.
DON'T!
Around the world, dictators WANT violence because it provides cover for them to launch massive militarized retaliation. Dictators even stage false-flag operations to provide themselves with an excuse.
My coworker just came up and asked if I thought the world was round..yes. He then proceeded to tell me he didn’t and all the photos of the world from space were fake. And if you’re wondering: yes, he voted for the carrot.
January 16, 2026 at 9:55 PM
My coworker just came up and asked if I thought the world was round..yes. He then proceeded to tell me he didn’t and all the photos of the world from space were fake. And if you’re wondering: yes, he voted for the carrot.
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It’s been reported locally, but I’m not sure how much national notice this has gotten. As part of this invasion by shithead goons, they are putting ICE agents in jetbridges and other parts of the airport at Minneapolis-Saint Paul. If you are flying Delta via MSP, you are putting yourself at risk.
ICE agents to begin checking documents at MSP airport, patrol jet bridges - Minneapolis / St. Paul Business Journal
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents will begin checking documents of travelers and workers at MSP airport, with patrols inside jet bridges.
www.bizjournals.com
January 16, 2026 at 4:11 AM
It’s been reported locally, but I’m not sure how much national notice this has gotten. As part of this invasion by shithead goons, they are putting ICE agents in jetbridges and other parts of the airport at Minneapolis-Saint Paul. If you are flying Delta via MSP, you are putting yourself at risk.
Letting the petty side of me takeover. When the neighbor I don’t like gets home, her car is closer to my front door than hers. I turn off my front door sensor light so when she gets out of her car and walks up to her house it’s in pure darkness. Have fun!
January 16, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Letting the petty side of me takeover. When the neighbor I don’t like gets home, her car is closer to my front door than hers. I turn off my front door sensor light so when she gets out of her car and walks up to her house it’s in pure darkness. Have fun!
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If you don’t want to read Edgar Allan Poe together by the fireplace whilst sharing a vintage bottle of Chenin Blanc and a basket of midnight croissants in a quaint château in the French countryside during a raging snowstorm, then please don’t tell me you’re “open to trying new things."
January 15, 2026 at 4:46 PM
If you don’t want to read Edgar Allan Poe together by the fireplace whilst sharing a vintage bottle of Chenin Blanc and a basket of midnight croissants in a quaint château in the French countryside during a raging snowstorm, then please don’t tell me you’re “open to trying new things."
Having a game night next weekend. Last time I had one the neighbor called the cops on us and they sat outside my house waiting. Only thing she didn’t anticipate is I have a very strict rule of you don’t drink and drive. Everyone had a sober driver. Let’s see if she does it again.
January 16, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Having a game night next weekend. Last time I had one the neighbor called the cops on us and they sat outside my house waiting. Only thing she didn’t anticipate is I have a very strict rule of you don’t drink and drive. Everyone had a sober driver. Let’s see if she does it again.
I know I’m PMSing but damn did the guys pick the wrong day to be asses.
January 15, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I know I’m PMSing but damn did the guys pick the wrong day to be asses.
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Gillian Anderson & David Duchovny
Have A Good Day!
Have A Good Day!
January 14, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Gillian Anderson & David Duchovny
Have A Good Day!
Have A Good Day!
Ordered something almost a month ago that I haven’t received. Emailed the company and got no reply. Went on their instagram yesterday(I was the only one saying this) and said I was going to be issuing a chargeback. Surprise surprise, got an email that my product was being by shipped.
January 14, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Ordered something almost a month ago that I haven’t received. Emailed the company and got no reply. Went on their instagram yesterday(I was the only one saying this) and said I was going to be issuing a chargeback. Surprise surprise, got an email that my product was being by shipped.
Happy birthday @dontpanicface.bsky.social
January 14, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Happy birthday @dontpanicface.bsky.social
Planning a game night. I was looking at the shopping list trying to figure out what I forgot. Goldfish! How could I forget the damn Goldfish?!
January 13, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Planning a game night. I was looking at the shopping list trying to figure out what I forgot. Goldfish! How could I forget the damn Goldfish?!
I think I hurt Thelma’s feelings. She stretched and I told her that it was almost a big kitty stretch but more like a medium kitty stretch. She turned and faced the wall😢 and yes, I gave her snacks after that.
January 13, 2026 at 5:18 PM
I think I hurt Thelma’s feelings. She stretched and I told her that it was almost a big kitty stretch but more like a medium kitty stretch. She turned and faced the wall😢 and yes, I gave her snacks after that.
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Drink coffee and pretend you know what you’re doing.
One phrase, lots of ways to see it! Love this lettering for a co-working space or coffee shop.
One phrase, lots of ways to see it! Love this lettering for a co-working space or coffee shop.
January 13, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Drink coffee and pretend you know what you’re doing.
One phrase, lots of ways to see it! Love this lettering for a co-working space or coffee shop.
One phrase, lots of ways to see it! Love this lettering for a co-working space or coffee shop.
Two of us got called for jury duty on the same day. I’m mailing back mine saying I have work hardship. The other employee asked me what to do. I told him what I did. Guess since I didn’t offer to fill out the paper for him he’s just going to go. He is 70 & can’t do it himself…?
January 13, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Two of us got called for jury duty on the same day. I’m mailing back mine saying I have work hardship. The other employee asked me what to do. I told him what I did. Guess since I didn’t offer to fill out the paper for him he’s just going to go. He is 70 & can’t do it himself…?
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America is turning into the nightmare people crossed oceans and deserts to escape.
January 12, 2026 at 10:57 PM
America is turning into the nightmare people crossed oceans and deserts to escape.