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Prediction: Congress urgently forms a bipartisan agreement to defund the Justice Department.

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Feds charge 3 with running high-end brothels allegedly frequented by politicians
Brothels were allegedly located in Fairfax and Tysons, Va.
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November 12, 2023 at 5:31 AM
Israel bombs “safe routes” murdering 70 people including children.

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October 14, 2023 at 9:47 PM
Capitalist’s make more money when you don’t.

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October 7, 2023 at 2:20 AM
Congress tries to do their job. Matt Gaetz throws tantrum.

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October 3, 2023 at 2:06 AM
Newsom picks Laphonza Butler as Feinstein replacement

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October 2, 2023 at 3:13 AM
Rep. Jamaal Bowman files motion to delay.
Representative Jamaal Bowman, Democrat of New York, pulled a fire alarm on Saturday as his party was trying to delay a vote on a stopgap spending bill, prompting an evacuation of the House Cannon office building and investigations by the Capitol Police and the House Administration Committee.
Rep. Jamaal Bowman Pulls Fire Alarm in House Office Building
Mr. Bowman, a Democrat, pulled the alarm ahead of a rushed vote on a stopgap funding measure. Two investigations have been opened in the incident.
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October 1, 2023 at 8:32 AM
If the right to bribery is made illegal, only criminals will own Congress members.
Senator Robert Menendez of New Jersey made a defiant and impassioned speech to his fellow Senate Democrats on Thursday, maintaining his innocence and repeating that he had no intention of stepping down after being indicted on bribery charges, despite calls from many of his colleagues to do so.
Menendez Rejects Democrats’ Calls to Resign, Prompting Talk of Expulsion
In a speech to fellow senators, the New Jersey Democrat maintained his innocence and reiterated his refusal to resign, causing one colleague to float the idea of forcing him out.
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October 1, 2023 at 8:25 AM
White South African immigrant wants to stop southern immigrates without airfare. Live stream fails after firing all employees that knew more than he did.
October 1, 2023 at 6:54 AM
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Use duct tape!!!!
September 30, 2023 at 5:35 PM
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Breaking news: With hours to spare, the Senate approved the House-passed continuing resolution that would fund the government for about 45 days.

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Live updates: Government shutdown averted after Senate passes bill with just hours to spare
Just hours before a potential government shutdown, Republicans and Democrats in the Senate passed a roughly 45-day continuing resolution.
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October 1, 2023 at 1:21 AM