Apes
@pettyprincessapes.bsky.social
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I love dogs, cats, and crocodilians 🐊
I take pictures of trash
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I love dogs, cats, and crocodilians 🐊
I take pictures of trash
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
One of my besties just beat MGS5 and she said that it felt like weird midrash of how Big Boss survived the other games. Honestly my favourite take ever of MGS5
November 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
One of my besties just beat MGS5 and she said that it felt like weird midrash of how Big Boss survived the other games. Honestly my favourite take ever of MGS5
Binding of Issac but Labubu, I am so gooped and gagged
I hope you’re all happy, for I have paid with my soul
November 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Binding of Issac but Labubu, I am so gooped and gagged
I am obsessed with period dramas which my real life friends are definitely not rooted in - Please give me recommendations if you have them
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I am obsessed with period dramas which my real life friends are definitely not rooted in - Please give me recommendations if you have them
Monday I get to tell my boss I need to log off before 5 pm on Fridays until February 😅😅😅😅
Shabbos coming in at 4:30 feels low-key antisemitic
November 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Monday I get to tell my boss I need to log off before 5 pm on Fridays until February 😅😅😅😅
Omg Sami and Van Goth absolutely gagged
The official cast of Canada's Drag Race season 6, premiering Nov. 20 on Crave and WOWPresents+. #DragRace #CanadasDragRace
October 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Omg Sami and Van Goth absolutely gagged
How many times do you think I've played vroom vroom in my new (to me) electric Beckia Soul? ⚡💅🚗
July 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
How many times do you think I've played vroom vroom in my new (to me) electric Beckia Soul? ⚡💅🚗
Fun with my new (to me) camera!
June 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Fun with my new (to me) camera!
So ashamed of myself
June 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
So ashamed of myself
Attempt 2.5. last attempt was soooo bad that I had to give up halfway. Sticky dough is a sensory nightmare for me 😭😭😭
June 7, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Attempt 2.5. last attempt was soooo bad that I had to give up halfway. Sticky dough is a sensory nightmare for me 😭😭😭
Playing the game of "is it COVID?" Or is it "We had the worst air quality in the world yesterday and I choked on a piece of arugula for 20 minutes" as the reason why I have a sore throat today
June 7, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Playing the game of "is it COVID?" Or is it "We had the worst air quality in the world yesterday and I choked on a piece of arugula for 20 minutes" as the reason why I have a sore throat today
In this picture I'm literally hiding under a table to avoid an icebreaker at a company off-site 😂😂
May 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
In this picture I'm literally hiding under a table to avoid an icebreaker at a company off-site 😂😂
My bosses surname is Deadman, my new skip-level manager is Terror. What kind of Halloween ass company am I working for?
May 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
My bosses surname is Deadman, my new skip-level manager is Terror. What kind of Halloween ass company am I working for?
I just had to pull focus during my friends drag promo shoot 😂😂
April 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I just had to pull focus during my friends drag promo shoot 😂😂
Loveeeeeee high tea 🫖✨✨
April 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Loveeeeeee high tea 🫖✨✨
Me during Pesach nauseated saying "if only there was something extremely bland around the house to settle my stomach 🤷♀️"
April 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Me during Pesach nauseated saying "if only there was something extremely bland around the house to settle my stomach 🤷♀️"
Chag pesach sameach
April 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Chag pesach sameach
The 99.9% of coworkers who don't share the same brainrot as me are very confused by my slack on-call statuses
March 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The 99.9% of coworkers who don't share the same brainrot as me are very confused by my slack on-call statuses
Love playing the game "Am I literally dying or do I just need to let out a little burp?"
March 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Love playing the game "Am I literally dying or do I just need to let out a little burp?"
It's supposed to look like a tree lol
February 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
It's supposed to look like a tree lol
I'm getting a CPAP machine and lip filler tomorrow. Just hot girl shit
February 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I'm getting a CPAP machine and lip filler tomorrow. Just hot girl shit
Plastic surgery themed party for my friend getting yassified
February 1, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Plastic surgery themed party for my friend getting yassified