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Used to sing now I am a hermit. Songs still on Spotify though (Petra Taylor).
Breaking News.
November 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Breaking News.
My mum is visiting for a few days and we were chatting…she’s just told me she doesn’t believe in evolution. I can’t. What. She said, don’t believe everything scientists say. WHAT.
November 19, 2025 at 1:08 PM
My mum is visiting for a few days and we were chatting…she’s just told me she doesn’t believe in evolution. I can’t. What. She said, don’t believe everything scientists say. WHAT.
I’d like to confirm that I am *not* nor ever have been the walrus. Goo goo ga joob.
I'd just like to confirm that I am *not* the reflex. Ta na na na.
I'd just like to confirm that I am *not* the one. Nor am I the only.
November 5, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I’d like to confirm that I am *not* nor ever have been the walrus. Goo goo ga joob.
If you happen to be going down some wet stairs, I would advise you to do it carefully and not slip on your arse like I just did.
November 5, 2025 at 11:04 AM
If you happen to be going down some wet stairs, I would advise you to do it carefully and not slip on your arse like I just did.
That’s me stuck here for the day. How can I move him. Too cosy.
November 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
That’s me stuck here for the day. How can I move him. Too cosy.
Happy Sue Pollard Sunday.
November 2, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Happy Sue Pollard Sunday.
Just to be clear the first time I listened to West End Girl, I cried a lot. It’s a stunning album, lyrically and musically. She’s a fantastic songwriter.
October 30, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Just to be clear the first time I listened to West End Girl, I cried a lot. It’s a stunning album, lyrically and musically. She’s a fantastic songwriter.
Me and my wife are Madeleine.
October 30, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Me and my wife are Madeleine.
Lily Allen has taught me that I love music that also contains gossip.
October 30, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Lily Allen has taught me that I love music that also contains gossip.
Happy Bernard Bresslaw Day!
October 30, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Happy Bernard Bresslaw Day!
I really want to find the scene in Phoenix Nights where I can spot the old poster of my mate Barry Santana, but to do this I would need to rewatch every episode and that’s gunna take fucking ages. Tried Google, he did not help. Barry Huffingley Santana, you have no online footprint!
October 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I really want to find the scene in Phoenix Nights where I can spot the old poster of my mate Barry Santana, but to do this I would need to rewatch every episode and that’s gunna take fucking ages. Tried Google, he did not help. Barry Huffingley Santana, you have no online footprint!
Right that’s it, no one is allowed to drive anymore apart from me, I’ve had enough.
October 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Right that’s it, no one is allowed to drive anymore apart from me, I’ve had enough.
I once had the same agent as Bob Carolgees.
October 29, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I once had the same agent as Bob Carolgees.
I wish I had a penis palace.
October 28, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I wish I had a penis palace.
In 2005 I worked at Mundesley Holiday Park with Barry Santana/Barry Huffingley/Ernest Huffingley. The original drummer on Superman by Black Lace. His old club act poster is in Phoenix Nights. I’ve lost touch but last I heard was he was still doing well. I loved that man. ‘Thou’ll do for me love’
October 28, 2025 at 11:32 AM
In 2005 I worked at Mundesley Holiday Park with Barry Santana/Barry Huffingley/Ernest Huffingley. The original drummer on Superman by Black Lace. His old club act poster is in Phoenix Nights. I’ve lost touch but last I heard was he was still doing well. I loved that man. ‘Thou’ll do for me love’
Today I am thinking about Horace from The Mrs Merton Show.
October 28, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Today I am thinking about Horace from The Mrs Merton Show.
Morning Bovis lovers.
October 28, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Morning Bovis lovers.
This is how I look at fajitas.
October 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
This is how I look at fajitas.
My favourite photo that I found this year. Look at that tache. Rip Paul Bovis Shane.
October 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
My favourite photo that I found this year. Look at that tache. Rip Paul Bovis Shane.
I love Lily Allen’s new album. It’s fucking brilliant.
October 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I love Lily Allen’s new album. It’s fucking brilliant.
There’s something about being still awake at 5.11am and doomscrolling that really doesn’t help my mental health. Have found a dozen new things to worry about. Fucking hell.
October 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
There’s something about being still awake at 5.11am and doomscrolling that really doesn’t help my mental health. Have found a dozen new things to worry about. Fucking hell.
