𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍!
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Oh! Hi there, little red thing!
😁
😁
Peter Griffin. 👹
August 1, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Oh! Hi there, little red thing!
😁
😁
Oh my god, am *I* about to introduce you to football!?
I’ve gotta teach you everything about it!
To the Peter-copter!!!
[WHERE DID THAT COME FROM. 💀.]
I’ve gotta teach you everything about it!
To the Peter-copter!!!
[WHERE DID THAT COME FROM. 💀.]
What is football ? 💧
Does someone have a ball for a foot ?!
Does someone have a ball for a foot ?!
Only the BEST football team to ever exist!!!
[He seems so excited 😭]
[He seems so excited 😭]
August 1, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Oh my god, am *I* about to introduce you to football!?
I’ve gotta teach you everything about it!
To the Peter-copter!!!
[WHERE DID THAT COME FROM. 💀.]
I’ve gotta teach you everything about it!
To the Peter-copter!!!
[WHERE DID THAT COME FROM. 💀.]
…Hey. We agreed on ONE question.
August 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
…Hey. We agreed on ONE question.
Only the BEST football team to ever exist!!!
[He seems so excited 😭]
[He seems so excited 😭]
.. Perhaps I am mistaken, then. I do not know what such a thing is. 😦
Eh, I don’t think so?
I was briefly on the New England Patriots, though!
I was briefly on the New England Patriots, though!
August 1, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Only the BEST football team to ever exist!!!
[He seems so excited 😭]
[He seems so excited 😭]
Ummmm…
[Counting in his head. Give him a minute. Or two.]
…
Twenty-four!
[Counting in his head. Give him a minute. Or two.]
…
Twenty-four!
August 1, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Ummmm…
[Counting in his head. Give him a minute. Or two.]
…
Twenty-four!
[Counting in his head. Give him a minute. Or two.]
…
Twenty-four!
Eh, I don’t think so?
I was briefly on the New England Patriots, though!
I was briefly on the New England Patriots, though!
A pleasure to meet you, Peter — ! That name sounds awfully familiar..
Are you a celebrity, perhaps ? 😦
Are you a celebrity, perhaps ? 😦
Oh, of course! My apologies, Miss Evelyn.
My name’s Petah. Petah Griffin!
My name’s Petah. Petah Griffin!
August 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Eh, I don’t think so?
I was briefly on the New England Patriots, though!
I was briefly on the New England Patriots, though!
Oh, of course! My apologies, Miss Evelyn.
My name’s Petah. Petah Griffin!
My name’s Petah. Petah Griffin!
You are welcome, I am always happy to help — ! ✨
[ she smiles. ]
And please, call me Evelyn.
[ she smiles. ]
And please, call me Evelyn.
[Peter’s eyes light up as the tankard is given to him. He quickly takes a sip, and grins.]
Wow!!! This is amazin’!!! Thank ya, kind lady!!!
Wow!!! This is amazin’!!! Thank ya, kind lady!!!
August 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Oh, of course! My apologies, Miss Evelyn.
My name’s Petah. Petah Griffin!
My name’s Petah. Petah Griffin!
[Peter’s eyes light up as the tankard is given to him. He quickly takes a sip, and grins.]
Wow!!! This is amazin’!!! Thank ya, kind lady!!!
Wow!!! This is amazin’!!! Thank ya, kind lady!!!
Um… are you asking for an earth beer ? Oh, silly of me to ask, of course, you are.
[ Evelyn summons a fancy ahh tankard filled with beer. She hands it over to 👹Peter 👹]
[ Evelyn summons a fancy ahh tankard filled with beer. She hands it over to 👹Peter 👹]
Oh!!! Oh!!! Can ya summon me a beer?
[😭.]
[😭.]
August 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
[Peter’s eyes light up as the tankard is given to him. He quickly takes a sip, and grins.]
Wow!!! This is amazin’!!! Thank ya, kind lady!!!
Wow!!! This is amazin’!!! Thank ya, kind lady!!!
Oh!!! Oh!!! Can ya summon me a beer?
[😭.]
[😭.]
I used magic, of course — !
[ Evelyn softly giggles, taking a small sip of her tea. ]
I can summon just about anything, though I prefer to summon simple things.
[ Evelyn softly giggles, taking a small sip of her tea. ]
I can summon just about anything, though I prefer to summon simple things.
Oh my god!!!
How’d you do that!?!?
[He’s easily impressed also. 💀]
How’d you do that!?!?
[He’s easily impressed also. 💀]
August 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Oh!!! Oh!!! Can ya summon me a beer?
[😭.]
[😭.]
I’m not THAT bad!
Go on, ask me a question only a smart guy would know.
[This can only end well. 💀]
Go on, ask me a question only a smart guy would know.
[This can only end well. 💀]
August 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I’m not THAT bad!
Go on, ask me a question only a smart guy would know.
[This can only end well. 💀]
Go on, ask me a question only a smart guy would know.
[This can only end well. 💀]
//I thought I was gonna suck at writing him but it’s fucking FLOWING THROUGH MY FINGERS
August 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
//I thought I was gonna suck at writing him but it’s fucking FLOWING THROUGH MY FINGERS
That’s what you get for insultin’ my intelligence!
[Sticking his tongue out at her. 💀]
[Sticking his tongue out at her. 💀]
August 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
That’s what you get for insultin’ my intelligence!
[Sticking his tongue out at her. 💀]
[Sticking his tongue out at her. 💀]
Oh, yeah!? Well, see THIS, buster!
[Bro just flipped her off. With BOTH HANDS. 😭😭😭.]
[Bro just flipped her off. With BOTH HANDS. 😭😭😭.]
August 1, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Oh, yeah!? Well, see THIS, buster!
[Bro just flipped her off. With BOTH HANDS. 😭😭😭.]
[Bro just flipped her off. With BOTH HANDS. 😭😭😭.]
Oh my god!!!
How’d you do that!?!?
[He’s easily impressed also. 💀]
How’d you do that!?!?
[He’s easily impressed also. 💀]
. . I do not think I am strange, whatever do you mean ?
[ Girl, you're dressed like the 1900s. 💀]
This is what I mean by magic.
[ Evelyn summons cup of tea that appears in her hands. ]
[ Girl, you're dressed like the 1900s. 💀]
This is what I mean by magic.
[ Evelyn summons cup of tea that appears in her hands. ]
It’s not?
Well whaddaya mean, then, strange lady?
[This man. 😭.]
Well whaddaya mean, then, strange lady?
[This man. 😭.]
August 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Oh my god!!!
How’d you do that!?!?
[He’s easily impressed also. 💀]
How’d you do that!?!?
[He’s easily impressed also. 💀]
It’s not?
Well whaddaya mean, then, strange lady?
[This man. 😭.]
Well whaddaya mean, then, strange lady?
[This man. 😭.]
. . So this merely happens, I see. This is a fact that I must accept. 💧
[ She blinks 😭. ]
That is not the type of magic I am referring to.
[ She blinks 😭. ]
That is not the type of magic I am referring to.
Magic?
Oh, I know some magic tricks!
My card tricks don’t work very well for the blind, though…
[Cutaway 3. 👹.]
Oh, I know some magic tricks!
My card tricks don’t work very well for the blind, though…
[Cutaway 3. 👹.]
August 1, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It’s not?
Well whaddaya mean, then, strange lady?
[This man. 😭.]
Well whaddaya mean, then, strange lady?
[This man. 😭.]
Magic?
Oh, I know some magic tricks!
My card tricks don’t work very well for the blind, though…
[Cutaway 3. 👹.]
Oh, I know some magic tricks!
My card tricks don’t work very well for the blind, though…
[Cutaway 3. 👹.]
[ SHE DOESN'T KNOW 💀]
Right . . . 💧
[ The Mezillian trails off. ]
I sense no magical presence from you, so I do not think you are experiencing visions.
Right . . . 💧
[ The Mezillian trails off. ]
I sense no magical presence from you, so I do not think you are experiencing visions.
Um…
I don’t know.
[He’s dumb, Evelyn, you can’t expect him to know what you’re talking about.]
I don’t know.
[He’s dumb, Evelyn, you can’t expect him to know what you’re talking about.]
August 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Magic?
Oh, I know some magic tricks!
My card tricks don’t work very well for the blind, though…
[Cutaway 3. 👹.]
Oh, I know some magic tricks!
My card tricks don’t work very well for the blind, though…
[Cutaway 3. 👹.]
FOOL!?
Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an IDIOT.
[Crossing his arms angrily.]
Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an IDIOT.
[Crossing his arms angrily.]
August 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
FOOL!?
Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an IDIOT.
[Crossing his arms angrily.]
Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an IDIOT.
[Crossing his arms angrily.]
Um…
I don’t know.
[He’s dumb, Evelyn, you can’t expect him to know what you’re talking about.]
I don’t know.
[He’s dumb, Evelyn, you can’t expect him to know what you’re talking about.]
... Are you referring to visions ? Your words confuse me. 💧
What, you mean my flashbacks?
They’re random memories of mine that sometimes come to mind very vividly!
They’re random memories of mine that sometimes come to mind very vividly!
August 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Um…
I don’t know.
[He’s dumb, Evelyn, you can’t expect him to know what you’re talking about.]
I don’t know.
[He’s dumb, Evelyn, you can’t expect him to know what you’re talking about.]
😦
Whaddaya mean by that?
Whaddaya mean by that?
I'm Raven and I know what you ARE 👺
That’s me! 😁
Who might you be, little child?
Who might you be, little child?
August 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
😦
Whaddaya mean by that?
Whaddaya mean by that?
What, you mean my flashbacks?
They’re random memories of mine that sometimes come to mind very vividly!
They’re random memories of mine that sometimes come to mind very vividly!
But what on Earth were those strange scenes played out before me . . . ? 🙁
[ She gracefully rises to her feet. 💀]
[ She gracefully rises to her feet. 💀]
Geez, pal, calm down! No one’s here to hurt ya!
August 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
What, you mean my flashbacks?
They’re random memories of mine that sometimes come to mind very vividly!
They’re random memories of mine that sometimes come to mind very vividly!
That’s me! 😁
Who might you be, little child?
Who might you be, little child?
PETER GRIFFIN FAMILY GUY???
August 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
That’s me! 😁
Who might you be, little child?
Who might you be, little child?
Geez, pal, calm down! No one’s here to hurt ya!
[ After the second cutaway, Evelyn is on the ground shaking in genuine terror. 💀]
C- Cease t- this utter madness -- ! P- Please, I beg of you -- ! 😨
C- Cease t- this utter madness -- ! P- Please, I beg of you -- ! 😨
What was what?
[Peter looks confused.]
You look more scared than I was during the Silence of the Lamb!
[Cutaway 2. 👹👹👹.]
[Peter looks confused.]
You look more scared than I was during the Silence of the Lamb!
[Cutaway 2. 👹👹👹.]
August 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Geez, pal, calm down! No one’s here to hurt ya!
//I should put a disclaimer out before this goes much further— please be aware that this will be a much more explicit/raunchy account than the others, with some potentially offensive jokes— this IS Peter after all— no slurs or anything though I can promise you that
August 1, 2025 at 1:56 AM
//I should put a disclaimer out before this goes much further— please be aware that this will be a much more explicit/raunchy account than the others, with some potentially offensive jokes— this IS Peter after all— no slurs or anything though I can promise you that
What was what?
[Peter looks confused.]
You look more scared than I was during the Silence of the Lamb!
[Cutaway 2. 👹👹👹.]
[Peter looks confused.]
You look more scared than I was during the Silence of the Lamb!
[Cutaway 2. 👹👹👹.]
[ After the cutaway, Evelyn looks utterly terrified. 💀]
W- What just happened !? W- What in Mezillia was that !? 😨
W- What just happened !? W- What in Mezillia was that !? 😨
Sure I am! Why, I’m happier than bullfrogs on vacation in Ethiopia!
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August 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
What was what?
[Peter looks confused.]
You look more scared than I was during the Silence of the Lamb!
[Cutaway 2. 👹👹👹.]
[Peter looks confused.]
You look more scared than I was during the Silence of the Lamb!
[Cutaway 2. 👹👹👹.]
Sure I am! Why, I’m happier than bullfrogs on vacation in Ethiopia!
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My, that gentlemen certainly seems happy ..
August 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Sure I am! Why, I’m happier than bullfrogs on vacation in Ethiopia!
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