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Peter Smith
@petermsmiths.bsky.social
I’m just this guy, you know?

I ain’t no follow back boy.

He/him
START THE CLOCK!

24h brisket has started.
January 1, 2026 at 12:28 AM
“Now I have an SCA.

HO HO HO”

@coelliptic.bsky.social
December 31, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Stupid LEGO website, putting up cool things to separate my money from me.
December 31, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Remind me which page in the NFL rulebook I can find it on?
DOES THE RULE OF COOL MEAN NOTHING TO YOU REFS
December 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Sat down in the recliner.
Tossed on a blanket.
Started keeping an eye on things.
Woke up three hours later.
Peak dad.
December 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I’m ready to ring in the new year!
December 30, 2025 at 1:18 AM
This is a huge fucking step. There is still a lot more work that needs to happen, but this is a massive milestone.
GOOD NEWS! Researchers have shown Alzheimer’s disease can be REVERSED- not just prevented. Using a potent neuroprotective compound called P7C3-A20, they found RESTORING balance to a central cellular energy molecule (NAD+) not only PREVENTED disease features but REVERSED them, EVEN at late stages.
December 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Hey! Purdy had six total touchdowns tonight!
December 29, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Well that sucked.

Time to do the dishes.
December 29, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I think I’m #TeamBen
December 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Hope so.
....scored too fast?
December 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Now that’s how you start the game!
December 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Eagles are making a statement today.
December 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
We signed up for it when we hit the Follow button. 😆😝😂
But (and oh gosh, sorry for the ramble you did not sign up for LOL 🫠) I think this season suffers a bit from the fact that the first chunk was fantastic, and high energy pacing, this second chunk felt quuuite different

Some of the monologues were way too much
December 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Oh that Sam Darnold.
December 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Your WTF!?!?!?! air disaster post of the day (it happened in 2014, it’s not a current event):
Indonesia AirAsia Flight 8501 - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
A meal so nice my kids want me to make it again. So this time I picked up an 11lb ham, twice as big as the first one.
You’ve had pulled pork. But have you ever made pulled ham?

Psst: get the Hawaiian roll-style sandwich buns.
December 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
This reminds me of a summer job I had in college. I worked in a factory making chess pieces. I was on the knight shift.
Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
December 27, 2025 at 6:57 AM
First stage is complete.
December 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Me communicating with the new Japanese users.
December 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
So, so very true.
As you gather around the table with your families today, please keep this in mind.

You'll be with your friends again soon. Promise.
December 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Haven’t done one of these in a long while.

Merry Christmas @legalminimum.bsky.social
Santa Claus Pikachu at the Shibuya Pokemon Center in Tokyo
December 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Do you have a KitchenAid stand mixer @dkbell0.bsky.social ?
3d-printed unicorn horn for KitchenAid hole
December 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
My daughter’s Taekwondo class opened with the students lining up for flying side kicks at the Master (he was wearing a giant padded wrap). Did I ditch my shoes-socks-hoodie as fast as I could and join the class?

You bet your ass I did!
December 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Are we talking a top loader or a front loader here?
having blusky's set to make you click-through to see anything flagged as "adult content" is great, because it's like a little surprise present.
90% of the time its an anime girl in a bikini
the remaining 10% someone is trying to insert an entire washing machine into their ass
December 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM