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Babylon 5 is the only correct answer here.
January 17, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Babylon 5 is the only correct answer here.
Because you are a fairy godmother, with the wand and everything. That is just a simple fact.
January 17, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Because you are a fairy godmother, with the wand and everything. That is just a simple fact.
PISS (KISS)
The Smashing Bumpkins
The Smashing Bumpkins
January 15, 2026 at 1:36 AM
PISS (KISS)
The Smashing Bumpkins
The Smashing Bumpkins
I can't imagine they would even understand most of his jokes. Sad he turned into an evil MAGAt, since his comics were good back in the day.
January 14, 2026 at 12:47 PM
I can't imagine they would even understand most of his jokes. Sad he turned into an evil MAGAt, since his comics were good back in the day.
Reposted
“Thanks to our latest findings, we now know that early citizens of the United States had a more nuanced system of government than previously thought,” said Professor Lee Somers, director of the site excavation
Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating
WASHINGTON—Calling the discovery the “clearest proof yet” of how the U.S. government was originally designed to function, archaeologists published new evidence Thursday that suggests the Capitol build...
theonion.com
January 13, 2026 at 12:30 AM
“Thanks to our latest findings, we now know that early citizens of the United States had a more nuanced system of government than previously thought,” said Professor Lee Somers, director of the site excavation
So sorry for your loss
January 6, 2026 at 7:05 PM
So sorry for your loss
Sending best wishes for your little one
January 6, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Sending best wishes for your little one
I miss when Conan used to do something special for the Central time zone since his show came on after NYC was done.
January 1, 2026 at 9:09 AM
I miss when Conan used to do something special for the Central time zone since his show came on after NYC was done.
We don't like explode-y things.
December 25, 2025 at 6:45 AM
We don't like explode-y things.
That is brilliant!
December 20, 2025 at 5:59 AM
That is brilliant!
That guy really should avoid the Amazon.
December 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
That guy really should avoid the Amazon.
And for 3 people in a theater, I had that for Rogue One. We waited until after it had almost finished its run so that it would be less crowded. Then the power went out during it, but luckily came back after a while. I got a voucher for a free movie as a result, but then my dog ate it.
December 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
And for 3 people in a theater, I had that for Rogue One. We waited until after it had almost finished its run so that it would be less crowded. Then the power went out during it, but luckily came back after a while. I got a voucher for a free movie as a result, but then my dog ate it.
The original Jurassic Park comes to mind for me. I was of course young, and as a result raptors still make my blood pressure go up a lot lol.
December 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The original Jurassic Park comes to mind for me. I was of course young, and as a result raptors still make my blood pressure go up a lot lol.
At least be sure to do some pullups before the flight.
December 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
At least be sure to do some pullups before the flight.
Tesla used to be the best option if you wanted an electric car, but they have really fallen since then. The competition has caught up. I purchased a Kia EV6 last year and love it, and there are tons of other great options now. Tesla is simply better known, but no longer an innovator or leader.
December 11, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Tesla used to be the best option if you wanted an electric car, but they have really fallen since then. The competition has caught up. I purchased a Kia EV6 last year and love it, and there are tons of other great options now. Tesla is simply better known, but no longer an innovator or leader.
I think mine burst into flames from overload about a week into the term.
December 11, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I think mine burst into flames from overload about a week into the term.
I literally have a bottle in my refrigerator that I purchased and am saving for this day. To make it better, I went with pink champagne from California since I know that would piss him off the most.
December 6, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I literally have a bottle in my refrigerator that I purchased and am saving for this day. To make it better, I went with pink champagne from California since I know that would piss him off the most.
Send them to the ICC
November 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Send them to the ICC
Neosporin and I'll guess 2010
November 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Neosporin and I'll guess 2010
1996 I'm guessing
November 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
1996 I'm guessing
Sounds like he is saying all those J6 pardons are not valid...right?
November 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Sounds like he is saying all those J6 pardons are not valid...right?
A little orca-ish
November 24, 2025 at 7:10 AM
A little orca-ish
And we were just talking about that film on Friday
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 AM
And we were just talking about that film on Friday