being a running back in shotgun formation has to be such a vibe
January 1, 2026 at 3:19 AM
being a running back in shotgun formation has to be such a vibe
when ciara wrote level up she knew it was exclusively for low effort tiktoks and commercials
January 1, 2026 at 3:07 AM
when ciara wrote level up she knew it was exclusively for low effort tiktoks and commercials
should be MEGA ILLEGAL (sincerely) to post like this
January 1, 2026 at 12:54 AM
should be MEGA ILLEGAL (sincerely) to post like this
12 team playoff? Pac-2? Sherrone Moore? You hit your head really hard back there, but if you’re still up for it we’re gonna take the train into Qualcomm and watch Kedon Slovis and USC take Iowa in the holiday bowl
December 31, 2025 at 6:47 PM
12 team playoff? Pac-2? Sherrone Moore? You hit your head really hard back there, but if you’re still up for it we’re gonna take the train into Qualcomm and watch Kedon Slovis and USC take Iowa in the holiday bowl
I haven't showered since last year!
December 31, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I haven't showered since last year!
iShowSpeed at the cinema
December 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
iShowSpeed at the cinema
it's really interesting what stays on twitter vs. what gets to bluesky bc this guy ran over someone with his car last week and no one is talking about that over here
Decades of the white nationalist movement evolving to adapt to current political trends has brought them to this moment.
December 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
it's really interesting what stays on twitter vs. what gets to bluesky bc this guy ran over someone with his car last week and no one is talking about that over here
I know one guy from hs who was a little chubby and got super obsessed with the gym and I'm 90% sure he was on steroids at one point and he got super buff and stuff but I really need to give him credit bc he still posts democrat stuff on his instagram story and most people like that become crazy
December 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I know one guy from hs who was a little chubby and got super obsessed with the gym and I'm 90% sure he was on steroids at one point and he got super buff and stuff but I really need to give him credit bc he still posts democrat stuff on his instagram story and most people like that become crazy
I feel like there's a tacit agreement that "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" is reserved for commercials. Like I've never even heard it in a STORE let alone at a Christmas social event. It's like they decided to just sacrifice one song to the corporate gods and now we all hate it
December 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I feel like there's a tacit agreement that "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" is reserved for commercials. Like I've never even heard it in a STORE let alone at a Christmas social event. It's like they decided to just sacrifice one song to the corporate gods and now we all hate it
reheated fudge on this. can we PLEASE get back to "can a man eat breadsticks?" and "nineteen is a feminine age"
December 25, 2025 at 4:58 AM
reheated fudge on this. can we PLEASE get back to "can a man eat breadsticks?" and "nineteen is a feminine age"
I am a Jolly Specialist at the Nuuk, Greenland campus of Santa's workshop, applying for the position of North American Regional Reindeer Wrangler. I'm excited at the prospect of ensuring Christmas cheer for the wonderful people.
December 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I am a Jolly Specialist at the Nuuk, Greenland campus of Santa's workshop, applying for the position of North American Regional Reindeer Wrangler. I'm excited at the prospect of ensuring Christmas cheer for the wonderful people.
they should add mazda cx-5s into fortnite
December 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
they should add mazda cx-5s into fortnite
if you buy a nintendo switch 2 you are a scab
December 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
if you buy a nintendo switch 2 you are a scab
we are who they thought we were!!
December 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
we are who they thought we were!!
progressive brings out the best in football player acting. better than statefarm for sure. baker in that system was like malik willis being coached by lafleur
December 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
progressive brings out the best in football player acting. better than statefarm for sure. baker in that system was like malik willis being coached by lafleur
people actually want me dead for liking this movie. like I've never seen a movie illicit more rage in my letterboxd moots than this one and I thought it was pretty good and I've seen it twice
December 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
people actually want me dead for liking this movie. like I've never seen a movie illicit more rage in my letterboxd moots than this one and I thought it was pretty good and I've seen it twice
these guys are lowkey the weenie hut jr. of the wire
December 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
these guys are lowkey the weenie hut jr. of the wire
the reason why thursday night football feels second-rate is because the announcing makes it feel like a pre-season game
December 19, 2025 at 4:41 AM
the reason why thursday night football feels second-rate is because the announcing makes it feel like a pre-season game
draymond green releasing a cologne called Fragrant Two
December 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
draymond green releasing a cologne called Fragrant Two
kind of insane that amy ryan is in more episodes of the wire than she is in the office
December 18, 2025 at 12:58 AM
kind of insane that amy ryan is in more episodes of the wire than she is in the office
someone making this is really funny to me. like whatever demographic that did this - 3 year-old who can use photoshop or 15 year-old who cares for some reason
December 16, 2025 at 4:49 AM
someone making this is really funny to me. like whatever demographic that did this - 3 year-old who can use photoshop or 15 year-old who cares for some reason
I think I'm about 4 years younger than glamdemon which makes her eternally wise to me. like I look back at the stuff she said 5 years ago and I'm like "wow I thought that was insightful? that's dumb af" but as long as I keep up with the current posts I think she's smart
December 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I think I'm about 4 years younger than glamdemon which makes her eternally wise to me. like I look back at the stuff she said 5 years ago and I'm like "wow I thought that was insightful? that's dumb af" but as long as I keep up with the current posts I think she's smart
I listen to NPR, not NFR
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I want a husband who will BEAT ME!!!
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December 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I listen to NPR, not NFR
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I want a husband who will BEAT ME!!!
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when people say "my laptop camera and mic are broken" on zoom I can't believe them. like I'll believe you if ONE if broken but not both
December 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
when people say "my laptop camera and mic are broken" on zoom I can't believe them. like I'll believe you if ONE if broken but not both