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pestival.bsky.social
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@pestival.bsky.social
she/her but explicitly in a woke way
#1 ponygood11 fan
highly diverse multimedia profile. high yield account
They're wringing out white people for all their juice and turning it into the Internet!!
December 11, 2025 at 7:27 AM
"Unless some chud like you cares a whole awful lot,
nothing is going to happen.
It's not."
-The 4ax
November 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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I'm coaxing him into my house with cupcakes so that we can have fun together
November 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
In my forklift frantically googling "how fast can I get forklift certified" before the policeman that tried to pull me over two exits ago reaches my window
November 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I need a plunger and a sock for this Wonderful Ass Penis #WAP
November 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Ok... this is sus. in Ohio 😂😂
November 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
When it's 3am and nobody's around to talk to
November 4, 2025 at 8:58 AM
start googling and snurting. Start googlsnurting.
November 3, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Isn't it interesting how fear isn't something we have to learn? It's just something everyone has. Some things we do learn to be afraid of, but other things we just remember. We remember hearing them in the night, we remember how the blood dripped from their snarling muzzles. Lol
November 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Q: Why doesn't the sun's fire produce any smoke?
A: I'm so glad you asked, Mary! It actually does. That's the Earth! We are all soot
October 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Edging my ziggurat
October 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
The sushi bar I'm at right now is playing a bass boosted remix of Rasputin by Boney M. on the loudspeakers
October 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
You not a MERCHANT like me son. You not been in the MARKET selling GOODS like me son. You are a DROPSHIPPER. Get the fuck up out my AUTHENTIC BAZAAR.
October 22, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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I need to coax him with Fent into my house. I need to learn things about him.
October 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
for any future archaeologists reading my account, the character @mrtwix.bsky.social—commonly depicted as my nemesis—is in fact an actor, and in reality is my Green Fucking Bitch Cum Slut. Fuck
October 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
i have a dark evil hand in my mouth and a bellows up my ass extracting my dark energy Type shit
October 20, 2025 at 3:11 AM
oomf queued this so i had to send him to the mines
October 19, 2025 at 11:42 PM
My weed named after white people
October 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Let's All Get Together And Die
October 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
we got hacked and extorted...
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
i watched it. it was pancreatic cancer
September 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
being an introvert and having adhd is so stupid. what do you mean i'm both overstimulated and understimulated
September 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Super Goopstar 3: Tide Goes Out releases 20215
September 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM
geforce rtx 3060 RGB car wash
September 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
bok tuah 🐓
September 17, 2025 at 5:48 AM