Mr. Twix
@mrtwix.bsky.social
He/Him or a slur
If you dm me I'll likely respond faster then I should
I need to pick a lane on what to be a loser about
Sorry girls I suck dick
Furfag
If you dm me I'll likely respond faster then I should
I need to pick a lane on what to be a loser about
Sorry girls I suck dick
Furfag
Dude, they don't make promotional stuff like cut the rope anymore. Om Nom is so cute omg
January 26, 2026 at 7:15 AM
Dude, they don't make promotional stuff like cut the rope anymore. Om Nom is so cute omg
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January 26, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Why does Grove Dark Places have a more complicated combat system than most turn-based rpgs
January 26, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Why does Grove Dark Places have a more complicated combat system than most turn-based rpgs
If they don't like Kill Bill you know you have to drop em
January 24, 2026 at 5:13 AM
If they don't like Kill Bill you know you have to drop em
Played amorous for a moment because I wanted to play something funny bad, but then I felt like my brain was actually rotting, so I finished my book. Learned something valuable today.
January 23, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Played amorous for a moment because I wanted to play something funny bad, but then I felt like my brain was actually rotting, so I finished my book. Learned something valuable today.
Pissayonme please would've been a better name
January 22, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Pissayonme please would've been a better name
Does anyone remember BanBan? Hello?
January 22, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Does anyone remember BanBan? Hello?
Sometimes, I think I'm bad with money, and then I realize that all I did was buy food or purchase an indie game that was less than $5
January 16, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Sometimes, I think I'm bad with money, and then I realize that all I did was buy food or purchase an indie game that was less than $5
Flexing my butt to the rhythm of my heart beating loudly in my ears
January 14, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Flexing my butt to the rhythm of my heart beating loudly in my ears
Every time I see a childish post of someone freaking out about seeing or someone mentioning porn I think about when Holden Caulfield called himself a sex maniac and then couldn't get himself to have sex with a prostitute
January 14, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Every time I see a childish post of someone freaking out about seeing or someone mentioning porn I think about when Holden Caulfield called himself a sex maniac and then couldn't get himself to have sex with a prostitute
Now hobby unlocked. I call into a pizza place and order 20 pizzas for pickup and then don't pick them up so that all the workers can eat them
January 10, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Now hobby unlocked. I call into a pizza place and order 20 pizzas for pickup and then don't pick them up so that all the workers can eat them
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Guy who says "ooo yeah" after every brap
January 4, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Guy who says "ooo yeah" after every brap
8,011 songs I have to get through before the end of this year
January 1, 2026 at 8:42 PM
8,011 songs I have to get through before the end of this year
All the new music I listened to this year
Kofi Young
Elton John
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Led Zeppelin
Fleetwood Mac
Pink Floyd
Nirvana
Iron Maiden
Paramore
Eminem
Peter, Paul and Mary
Franz Ferdinand
Focus
The Jon Spencer's Blues Explosion
The Prodigy
Friday Pilots Club
Brick + Mortar
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Kofi Young
Elton John
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Led Zeppelin
Fleetwood Mac
Pink Floyd
Nirvana
Iron Maiden
Paramore
Eminem
Peter, Paul and Mary
Franz Ferdinand
Focus
The Jon Spencer's Blues Explosion
The Prodigy
Friday Pilots Club
Brick + Mortar
-->
December 31, 2025 at 7:10 PM
All the new music I listened to this year
Kofi Young
Elton John
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Led Zeppelin
Fleetwood Mac
Pink Floyd
Nirvana
Iron Maiden
Paramore
Eminem
Peter, Paul and Mary
Franz Ferdinand
Focus
The Jon Spencer's Blues Explosion
The Prodigy
Friday Pilots Club
Brick + Mortar
-->
Kofi Young
Elton John
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Led Zeppelin
Fleetwood Mac
Pink Floyd
Nirvana
Iron Maiden
Paramore
Eminem
Peter, Paul and Mary
Franz Ferdinand
Focus
The Jon Spencer's Blues Explosion
The Prodigy
Friday Pilots Club
Brick + Mortar
-->
I think we need to redesign the pride flag
December 31, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I think we need to redesign the pride flag
My jaw hurts from sucking off my own writing. I'm gonna wake up and think this is shit but for rn, I'm gonna bust for the 4th time
December 30, 2025 at 7:10 AM
My jaw hurts from sucking off my own writing. I'm gonna wake up and think this is shit but for rn, I'm gonna bust for the 4th time
Currently thinking abt biting on 15 pop-its and hoping that my teeth shoot straight up into my brain
December 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Currently thinking abt biting on 15 pop-its and hoping that my teeth shoot straight up into my brain
L christmas I got victim blamed 😔
December 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
L christmas I got victim blamed 😔
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Merry Rizzmas, everyone. I got 20 male hookers this year, yet no archway.. sigh...
December 25, 2024 at 3:30 PM
Merry Rizzmas, everyone. I got 20 male hookers this year, yet no archway.. sigh...
Does anyone think that the release of the epstein files was planned with the rising use of ai so that suspects could claim the pictures are fake and were generated
December 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Does anyone think that the release of the epstein files was planned with the rising use of ai so that suspects could claim the pictures are fake and were generated
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Only reason I would ever fuck with a femboy is because estrogen hasn't made their feet stop stinking yet
December 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Only reason I would ever fuck with a femboy is because estrogen hasn't made their feet stop stinking yet
Trying to learn a new tabletop system while only knowing how to play 5e makes me feel like wotc has brainwashed me
December 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Trying to learn a new tabletop system while only knowing how to play 5e makes me feel like wotc has brainwashed me
Brap all over my poopfly babe I'm feelin' CRAZY tonight
December 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Brap all over my poopfly babe I'm feelin' CRAZY tonight