Gimme that flavor, “Dead Billionaire”

#liquiddeath

It weirds me out that I don’t feel as stressed as I really ought to in this political climate.

If @mountainmikespizza.bsky.social calls your business offering to deliver a free pizza and coupons for the staff—don’t believe it. The caller is real, the pizza is fictitious.

Things I would have loved to have known about pregnancy: train for it like you'd train for a marathon, keep SUPER active throughout, prepare to significantly work on your abdominal muscles if you have to have a C-section. Decades later I'm paying dearly for the info no one told me.

Any zinesters in Sonoma County, CA? I have a club for you.

Less counting calories, more awareness of defensiveness.

Pentagon Warns China Developing Love, The Greatest Weapon Of All
theonion.com/pentago...

Snakes up Witches.

Back watching carpet cleaning videos—I’m either unprecedentedly chill or back on my old anxiety nonsense.

New details released by the NYPD indicate the shooter may be a type of dryad, or wood nymph

Can an arrangement of sounds (like a song, an album) induce changes in the brain (like a psychedelic)?

i reject black friday (exploitative, capitalist, wasteful) in favour of black phillip (cool goat, definitely satan, lives deliciously)

Here’s some sage advice: find out where your bundle of herbs came from for your smoke cleansing.

I always find Thanksgiving such a strange concept. Everyone in the USA gets together EVERY YEAR to celebrate the time white people were starving migrants and the Native Americans saved them.

So you'd think most Americans would love & appreciate both Native Americans and migrants.

Right??

Can we please not forget #Palestine? After a year, and after the US election, the world seems to have closed the door and walked away to celebrate holidays or political wins/losses ...

... yet Netanyahu has ramped *up* the bombings on Gaza. Because the world is turning away.

Don't. 🇵🇸

I’m starting to think this daily headache that started last Tuesday night isn’t lack of hydration.

Why do men hate women so, so much?