Fell off the map thanks to work and weather combining to create absolute hell in my life, get back to find that I've made 68 posts here.

My 69th should be something... witty, something hilarious and profound and insightful...

It should be...

Nice. #personal #look-I-don't-make-the-rules [...]

Woke up to find one of my pbp groups is rapidly barrelling towards a TPK (two of us down, two of us a hit or two away from going down), so today's morning coffee time is going to be spent strategising and hoping the dice gods are with us... #personal #ttrpg #dnd5e #it-was-looking-bad-befor[...]

Nothing like crouching down at work and having both knees let loose a crack that can be heard clear across the store xD #personal #why-yes-I-do-have-the-skeleton-of-someone-forty-years-older-thank-you-for-asking #but-wow-it-is-not-normally-that-bad #thankfully-more-funny-than-painful #and-[...]

Ah yes, my favourite thing to do on my days off, destroy my sleep schedule.

You'd think I'd have learned this lesson by now. But no. I have not. #personal #the-cons-of-a-being-a-permanently-exhausted-pigeon-as-opposed-to-an-early-bird-or-a-night-owl #and-having-a-job-that-mostly-consists-[...]

We've hit the point where the weather is hot enough that -20c (part of my job requires working inside an industrial size freezer) feels like a good and welcome respite.

We're not even into summer yet. And also, this is Scotland.

This doesn't bode well for actual summer weather at all! #p[...]

Da fungus. A fungus. Le fungus. 🍄

Hello? The confetti??

It pleases the 'ooh shiny things' part of my brain

Spite hours are finally over.

I guess now we're in ttrpg obsession hours? I have notes to catch up on for two campaigns and have to do some planning for a third.

Much better than spite! #personal #ttrpg #four-active-campaigns-and-one-that-I'm-supposed-to-start-running-soon-is-A-Lot #I-ne[...]

4:17am

No one should be awake at this time unless by their own choice.

Spite is alive again.

...if slightly undercaffienated! #personal #time-to-be-a-hater-for-nine-more-hours #and-once-those-hours-are-over-I-can-be-happy-I-don't-have-to-wake-up-so-early-again-for-a-few-days

练习

(studying the blade) ow that's the sharp side

It is 7am.

I have been at work for 1 hour.

I walked 5km to get here before that.

I woke up at 3:45am.

There is only one thing keeping me going, one motivational saying that shines through it all:

**Through spite, anything is possible.** #personal #I-sincerely-hate-my-job #but-then-I-d[...]

Pleasantly surprised to see the Oblivion remaster actually looks really good.

Unpleasantly surprised to see the price.

I shall live vicariously through play-throughs and wait five years or so until I'm better able to afford it xD #does-anyone-else-remember-games-being-just-£20? #also-sur[...]

I'd just been assuming that 'the jank' here was a thing spoken of by folks far more technologically adept than me, a myth that the average (below average in this case, let's face it!) user wouldn't experience.

...and then I went to work and opened this on my phone. It is definitely An Exp[...]