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Periyathambi
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A Rememberance Sunday comedy show is oxymoronic. Like, why have a laugh for an hour or 2 when Rememberance Day is fast approaching? Yes, it's for charity - but still, departed souls aren't with the audience. They're elsewhere, numpty.
#comedy #rememberancesunday #oxymoronic #rant
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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To make milk more organic for attracting customers:
Just say "the cow kicked down the bucket of milk", spilling all over the grass for a fresh, green taste.
#milk #organic #cow #animal #bucket #chutney #music #Caribbean #cringe #cringey #joke #IDEA #concept #excuses #relatable
November 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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🎵Let's gather 'round the bonfire and sing our bonfire song.
Our B-O-N-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G bonfire song.🎵 The OG version's equal.
#bonfirenight #SpongeBobSquarepants #spongebob #campfire #song #music #cartoon #Nickelodeon #fiction #fictional #character #uk #parody #spoof #relatable
November 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Passion fruit exists. I mean, why's this fruit so passionate? Looks? Taste? Flavour? I wanna know why this fruit's called a passion fruit & what make this fruit so passionate!
#passionfruit #Passion #passionate #fruit #food #looks #TASTE #flavour #questions #confusion #relatable
November 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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@samreich.bsky.social 's @dropout.tv show Game Changer doing Baller League would have the same theme tune as Baller League's Game Changer theme tune. Seriousness over comedy.
#SamReich #Dropout #GameChanger #BallerLeague #football #soccer #sports #themetune #music #SERIOUS #comedic #comedy
November 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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'Liar, liar, pants on fire' is a METAPHORICAL phrase, NOT LITERAL. If someone ACTUALLY set fire to a liar's pants, that person's well & truly arrested.
#lies #Liar #pants #clothes #FIRE #phrase #liarliarpantsonfire #metaphorical #literal #ARREST #arrested #jail #prison #relatable
November 2, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Pen pals chat via letters, emails & social media. They're NOT pens who are friends with each other & NOT friends liking pens, albeit likely. NEVER take it LITERALLY.
#penpals #pen #pals #chat #Letters #emails #socialmedia #friends #friendship #likes #literal #literally #relatable
November 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Trick or Treat! If trick, 1 friend can be a magician who trick & scam sweets & money from victims. Hard, but try it!
#Halloween #Halloween2025 #TrickOrTreat #trick #treat #magic #magician #Scam #victim #Sweets #money #hard #try #relatable #daft #idea #concept #friends #friendship
October 31, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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History on Biting the Thumb...
21st Century: Unfazed.
Tudor England: TRIGGERED!
Swearing gestures changing historically & geographically? Wow.
#History #geography #bite #biting #thumb #swear #swearing #gestures #MODERN #21stcentury #tudor #England #niche #unfazed #Triggered #Wow
October 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Gandalf teaching would be horror Misbehave too often & he'll say: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" near exam time. Oof.
#Gandalf #LordOfTheRings #teacher #school #Education #horror #Students #misbehave #misbehaviour #fail #fails #failure #Exams #oof #relatable #IDEA #concept #iconic #quote
October 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Not all Monicas wear a red dress & not all red dress lovers are Monicas. As a Tamil, saying this might wind someone up.
#Monica #red #dress #reddress #clothing #clothes #Coolie #Rajinikanth #PoojaHegde #Tamil #Kollywood #film #movies #cinema #windup #name #Irony #ironic #opposite
October 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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FOLLOW UP: Crying over spilled milk exists. But if water is spilled, surely it's mooing over spilled water.
#followup #idiom #spilled #milk #food #drink #cry #crying #water #moo #mooing #cow #animal #statement #Random #stupid #deep #philosophical #rhetorical #idea #concept #daft
October 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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You know what is unfortunate? Spilling milk all over the surface. Tearful. Oh wait, I think my eyes are swelling up with tears! I SWEAR MEN DON'T CRY! 😭😭😭
#unfortunate #spilling #milk #food #drink #Surface #tears #tearful #cry #crying #sad #idiom #men #masculinity #masculine
October 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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How to make Stratford LESS bait.
The Answer: slap an 'upon-Avon' next to its name.
The Side Effect: makes it more Shakespearean.
#Stratford #StratfordUponAvon #less #bait #lessbait #location #Place #London #UK #name #more #Shakespeare #Shakespearean #question #answer #sideeffect
October 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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The world on cowboys.
Most people: guns, rodeos, lassos, ranches, etc.
South Asians: MUKKALA MUKKABULA LAILA OH LAILA!
#world #people #Cowboys #guns #Rodeo #lasso #ranch #SouthAsia #SouthAsian #Brown #music #song #Kollywood #Bollywood #Tollywood #movies #films #cinema #relatable
October 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Team chemistry exists. People act like elements - together they can really stir up a reaction. Maybe EXPLOSIVE. Oh, wait, what? It's about team unity? Bruh.
#team #Teamwork #chemistry #people #act #acting #elements #Reaction #explosion #explosive #Unity #teamunity #teamchemistry
October 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Meanwhile in Westminster, California...
Kid: Dad, can we go & see Westminster?
Dad: We're already in Westminster, kid.
Kid: 🤦‍♂️
#UK #USA #London #California #dad #jokes #dadjokes #cringe #cringey #daft #IDEA #concept #geography #places #locations #names #relatable #copycat #repeat
October 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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FYI: Never call Sita mama, you'll go all 'ARRIBA! ARRIBA! VAMOS! BAILA! ANDALE! ANDALE! SEÑORITA!'. In fact, playing the song Mamacita on Diwali just ruins it to be honest.
#fyi #Sita #MAMA #mamacita #spanish #Diwali #Deepavali #ruin #honest #Honesty #tbh #music #song #relatable
October 20, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Who agrees on this one: when feeling sick, does it suck to productively/non-productively cough when laughing at something funny? Reminds me of sickness.
#sick #sickness #cough #funny #laugh #laughter #reminder #question #view #response #answer #Opinion #discuss #debate #relatable
October 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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FYI: Not all Doras are Latinas. Not all Latinas are Dora. Saying "¿Cómo estás?" might not give a "muy bien" answer.
#fyi #dora #name #people #LATINA #latino #LatinAmerican #LatinAmerica #hispanic #spanish #spaniard #Spain #question #response #answer #comoestas #muybien #relatable
October 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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TRUE STORY: I made chicken curry alone for the 1st time. Then I tasted it & my tongue turned into hell for a while. Turns out I used chilli powder instead of curry powder. Sacreligious, no?
#TrueStory #Curry #cooking #food #hell #hot #spicy #chilli #burns #sacreligious #relatable
October 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Back to Lucky Luke: I say Joe Dalton has an odd phobia of Lucky Luke in general. Quite a spectacle. Oh yeah, I realise something, he's fictional. DAMN IT!
#LuckyLuke #JoeDalton #Daltons #odd #phobia #scared #scary #spectacle #fictional #Cowboys #WildWest #Western #comics #cartoon
October 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Sora: Kingdom Hearts' heroic main character demoted to an AI bot is defamation! Also, AI is improving its realism. What a dangerous game right there. IYKYK.
#sora #AI #videogames #Disney #kingdomhearts #heroic #maincharacter #defamation #realism #dangerous #game #relatable #IYKYK
October 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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If a group of maths teachers hang out, their go-to song would be Night Math. DO NOT ask me what this song is on. It is for your own good.
#group #friends #friendship #music #song #hangout #motive #maths #night #math #nightmath #teachers #cringe #cringey #idea #Concept #relatable
October 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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October 10th: the year's ONLY perfect day. 10/10. 100%. Full marks. Faultless. Flawless. Infallible. Perfection. But I don't feel human though.
#October #October10 #October10th #perfect #perfection #day #year3interrogation #human #mistakes #relatable #cringe #cringey #Joke #daft
October 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM