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Periyathambi
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I feel sorry for the most cringiest people born on June 7th or 6th July at 6:07am/pm. It's sad but fateful - not sure who & when their birthday and time is.
#sorry #empathy #SYMPATHY #june7th #6thjuly #birthday #time #sixseven #genalpha #brainrot #sad #fateful #MYSTERY #relatable
November 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Counting from 0 to 10 sucks. You cannot say the 2 numbers between 5 & 8 next to Gen Alphas AND people following the trend. Luckily, this is brief - no need to wait forever then.
#counting #numbers #genalpha #Brainrot #Trending #Trends #trend #sixseven #cringe #cringey #relatable
November 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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A standard die has 6 faces. But if, on my life, a pair of dice has an extra face & Gen Alphas play a board game with me, I WILL END THE GAME & THE HANGOUT! IYKYK.
#boardgames #games #dice #die #hangout #friendship #friends #genalpha #cringe #cringey #Brainrot #sixseven #relatable
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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I like how Apple's tablet is called the iPad as it only belongs to 1 person. There's no such thing as a uPad, hePad, shePad, wePad & theyPad. Just an iPad: selfish but memorable.
#Apple #technology #tablet #ipad #upad #hepad #shepad #wepad #theypad #selfish #memorable #relatable
November 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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To make Mario Kart Indian, just replace items in item boxes with item songs. Let's be honest, Indian cinema is notorious for making these kinds of songs. True.
#videogames #Nintendo #MarioKart #Mario #supermario #Racing #music #SONGS #itemboxes #itemsongs #IndianCinema #relatable
November 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Hyrule using Rupees must be a South Asian country. Or maybe an employee working on The Legend of Zelda loved South Asia SO MUCH that its popular currency IS the game's currency.
#Hyrule #Nintendo #Zelda #TheLegendOfZelda #videogames #SouthAsia #Currency #money #rupees #relatable
November 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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2025 marks 20 years of Smosh on YouTube. Those born in 2005, does it feel odd to be born on the same year as the veteran YouTube channel? Anyway, happy 20th anniversary, Smosh!
#Smosh #YouTube #20thAnniversary #History #milestone #achievement #celebration #PopCulture #relatable
November 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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My ideal New York combo would be to go to any comedy show & have Shah's Halal Food after the show. You don't believe me? FORGET ABOUT IT!
#view #Opinion #POV #ideal #NewYork #America #USA #combo #combination #comedy #show #comedyshow #shahshalalfood #shahs #halal #food #relatable
November 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Your dad's a waiter at an Indian restaurant...
You: I would like chutney, please.
Dad: Sure!
(He cues chutney music on the speakers.)
Dad: Et voilá, your chutney.
You: 🤦‍♂️
#dad #jokes #dadjokes #cringe #cringey #daft #restaurant #food #Indian #chutney #music #Caribbean #relatable
November 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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A Rememberance Sunday comedy show is oxymoronic. Like, why have a laugh for an hour or 2 when Rememberance Day is fast approaching? Yes, it's for charity - but still, departed souls aren't with the audience. They're elsewhere, numpty.
#comedy #rememberancesunday #oxymoronic #rant
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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To make milk more organic for attracting customers:
Just say "the cow kicked down the bucket of milk", spilling all over the grass for a fresh, green taste.
#milk #organic #cow #animal #bucket #chutney #music #Caribbean #cringe #cringey #joke #IDEA #concept #excuses #relatable
November 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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🎵Let's gather 'round the bonfire and sing our bonfire song.
Our B-O-N-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G bonfire song.🎵 The OG version's equal.
#bonfirenight #SpongeBobSquarepants #spongebob #campfire #song #music #cartoon #Nickelodeon #fiction #fictional #character #uk #parody #spoof #relatable
November 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Passion fruit exists. I mean, why's this fruit so passionate? Looks? Taste? Flavour? I wanna know why this fruit's called a passion fruit & what make this fruit so passionate!
#passionfruit #Passion #passionate #fruit #food #looks #TASTE #flavour #questions #confusion #relatable
November 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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@samreich.bsky.social 's @dropout.tv show Game Changer doing Baller League would have the same theme tune as Baller League's Game Changer theme tune. Seriousness over comedy.
#SamReich #Dropout #GameChanger #BallerLeague #football #soccer #sports #themetune #music #SERIOUS #comedic #comedy
November 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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'Liar, liar, pants on fire' is a METAPHORICAL phrase, NOT LITERAL. If someone ACTUALLY set fire to a liar's pants, that person's well & truly arrested.
#lies #Liar #pants #clothes #FIRE #phrase #liarliarpantsonfire #metaphorical #literal #ARREST #arrested #jail #prison #relatable
November 2, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Pen pals chat via letters, emails & social media. They're NOT pens who are friends with each other & NOT friends liking pens, albeit likely. NEVER take it LITERALLY.
#penpals #pen #pals #chat #Letters #emails #socialmedia #friends #friendship #likes #literal #literally #relatable
November 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Trick or Treat! If trick, 1 friend can be a magician who trick & scam sweets & money from victims. Hard, but try it!
#Halloween #Halloween2025 #TrickOrTreat #trick #treat #magic #magician #Scam #victim #Sweets #money #hard #try #relatable #daft #idea #concept #friends #friendship
October 31, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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History on Biting the Thumb...
21st Century: Unfazed.
Tudor England: TRIGGERED!
Swearing gestures changing historically & geographically? Wow.
#History #geography #bite #biting #thumb #swear #swearing #gestures #MODERN #21stcentury #tudor #England #niche #unfazed #Triggered #Wow
October 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Gandalf teaching would be horror Misbehave too often & he'll say: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" near exam time. Oof.
#Gandalf #LordOfTheRings #teacher #school #Education #horror #Students #misbehave #misbehaviour #fail #fails #failure #Exams #oof #relatable #IDEA #concept #iconic #quote
October 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Not all Monicas wear a red dress & not all red dress lovers are Monicas. As a Tamil, saying this might wind someone up.
#Monica #red #dress #reddress #clothing #clothes #Coolie #Rajinikanth #PoojaHegde #Tamil #Kollywood #film #movies #cinema #windup #name #Irony #ironic #opposite
October 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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FOLLOW UP: Crying over spilled milk exists. But if water is spilled, surely it's mooing over spilled water.
#followup #idiom #spilled #milk #food #drink #cry #crying #water #moo #mooing #cow #animal #statement #Random #stupid #deep #philosophical #rhetorical #idea #concept #daft
October 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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You know what is unfortunate? Spilling milk all over the surface. Tearful. Oh wait, I think my eyes are swelling up with tears! I SWEAR MEN DON'T CRY! 😭😭😭
#unfortunate #spilling #milk #food #drink #Surface #tears #tearful #cry #crying #sad #idiom #men #masculinity #masculine
October 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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How to make Stratford LESS bait.
The Answer: slap an 'upon-Avon' next to its name.
The Side Effect: makes it more Shakespearean.
#Stratford #StratfordUponAvon #less #bait #lessbait #location #Place #London #UK #name #more #Shakespeare #Shakespearean #question #answer #sideeffect
October 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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The world on cowboys.
Most people: guns, rodeos, lassos, ranches, etc.
South Asians: MUKKALA MUKKABULA LAILA OH LAILA!
#world #people #Cowboys #guns #Rodeo #lasso #ranch #SouthAsia #SouthAsian #Brown #music #song #Kollywood #Bollywood #Tollywood #movies #films #cinema #relatable
October 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Team chemistry exists. People act like elements - together they can really stir up a reaction. Maybe EXPLOSIVE. Oh, wait, what? It's about team unity? Bruh.
#team #Teamwork #chemistry #people #act #acting #elements #Reaction #explosion #explosive #Unity #teamunity #teamchemistry
October 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM