Kree!
@periodfarts.bsky.social
30something ~ they/them ~ appalachia ~ singularly delightful terror
Writing and yelling and collecting XXX stuff on dead media formats
Writing and yelling and collecting XXX stuff on dead media formats
how do I get Brennan Lee Mulligan to 1. Come to WV and 2. sign this xs version of the jazzy tazzy tentacle I now own, hmmm
Took me less than 5 minutes on temu to find the same model of tentacle that appeared in the most recent dimension 20 episode 🫡
September 23, 2025 at 5:09 AM
how do I get Brennan Lee Mulligan to 1. Come to WV and 2. sign this xs version of the jazzy tazzy tentacle I now own, hmmm
TWO people hmu about vintage porn related endeavors today and I am thrilled that hashtag my brand is flourishing
September 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
TWO people hmu about vintage porn related endeavors today and I am thrilled that hashtag my brand is flourishing
Combination curated sex toy box & body piercing business, call that shit 'Solely Holes' hello sharks today I am asking for one William dollars
September 21, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Combination curated sex toy box & body piercing business, call that shit 'Solely Holes' hello sharks today I am asking for one William dollars
enclave of bears outside the gay, t4t, satanic wedding reception is discussing meatloaf recipes
September 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
enclave of bears outside the gay, t4t, satanic wedding reception is discussing meatloaf recipes
conventional monog relationships are so gross bc the women in this regional 'are we dating the same guy' group were SO pissy about an anon's bf going to an erotic massage joint that they were all telling OP to narc on the place, directly putting working women's lives and livelihoods at risk.
September 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
conventional monog relationships are so gross bc the women in this regional 'are we dating the same guy' group were SO pissy about an anon's bf going to an erotic massage joint that they were all telling OP to narc on the place, directly putting working women's lives and livelihoods at risk.
jesus fuckin christ I'm so glad I got fixed and don't have to worry about explaining any of this to a child.
September 13, 2025 at 5:49 AM
jesus fuckin christ I'm so glad I got fixed and don't have to worry about explaining any of this to a child.
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The unreality of fascism requires martyrs and Kirk is now a martyr for the fascist state that is being built around us.
I would expect he gets a state funeral as well as all the pageantry that would go along normally with the death of a head of state because the fascist are building myths.
I would expect he gets a state funeral as well as all the pageantry that would go along normally with the death of a head of state because the fascist are building myths.
They‘re legit gonna have this guy lie in state.
HE WAS JUST A GUY.
What is going on.
HE WAS JUST A GUY.
What is going on.
September 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The unreality of fascism requires martyrs and Kirk is now a martyr for the fascist state that is being built around us.
I would expect he gets a state funeral as well as all the pageantry that would go along normally with the death of a head of state because the fascist are building myths.
I would expect he gets a state funeral as well as all the pageantry that would go along normally with the death of a head of state because the fascist are building myths.
Working theory- Google photos app forces manually deleting original screenshot after you've cropped it purely to inflate the data used in storage & push users towards paying for more cloud bullshit. No other reason to not have that as an option even in the more obscure folds of settings menus.
September 13, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Working theory- Google photos app forces manually deleting original screenshot after you've cropped it purely to inflate the data used in storage & push users towards paying for more cloud bullshit. No other reason to not have that as an option even in the more obscure folds of settings menus.
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
Something about a cup of coffee unkissed by my hands own labor really gets the GI tract humming. probably because the shitty drip coffee I make at the house does not have quad shot of espresso in it.
September 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Something about a cup of coffee unkissed by my hands own labor really gets the GI tract humming. probably because the shitty drip coffee I make at the house does not have quad shot of espresso in it.
Lotta fear mongering in the neighborhood Facebook groups about 'porch pirates' but I've had pretty good luck with my deliveries getting delivered. Would be REALLY funny if the two alien tentacle dildos that got delivered today were the first to get snagged by an opportunistic passerby.
September 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Lotta fear mongering in the neighborhood Facebook groups about 'porch pirates' but I've had pretty good luck with my deliveries getting delivered. Would be REALLY funny if the two alien tentacle dildos that got delivered today were the first to get snagged by an opportunistic passerby.
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Hooting and hollering like a pervert any time this bitch shows up on the screen
July 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Hooting and hollering like a pervert any time this bitch shows up on the screen
Took me less than 5 minutes on temu to find the same model of tentacle that appeared in the most recent dimension 20 episode 🫡
September 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Took me less than 5 minutes on temu to find the same model of tentacle that appeared in the most recent dimension 20 episode 🫡
Weird year. Good year? Tires.
August 28, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Weird year. Good year? Tires.
You can take my joke but you can't un-put my finger in your ass: and other such tales from the time before I was a lovepilled partnerchad who dont drink no more
August 28, 2025 at 5:03 AM
You can take my joke but you can't un-put my finger in your ass: and other such tales from the time before I was a lovepilled partnerchad who dont drink no more
the degree of excitement I'm feeling in advance of showering with a tomato vine scented soap is honestly precious, love this for me.
June 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
the degree of excitement I'm feeling in advance of showering with a tomato vine scented soap is honestly precious, love this for me.
look I'm an ardent atheist but sometimes! Sometimes the patterns! Are kinda weeeird!
June 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
look I'm an ardent atheist but sometimes! Sometimes the patterns! Are kinda weeeird!
weird to me when very conventionally hot girls use filters that end up dragging their visage into the uncanny zone. like babes, you're already a 9 on an off day pls post a single blemish and you'll actually get even hotter for having done so.
June 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
weird to me when very conventionally hot girls use filters that end up dragging their visage into the uncanny zone. like babes, you're already a 9 on an off day pls post a single blemish and you'll actually get even hotter for having done so.
this write up on a new strain of fungus ID'd by a WVU student going around and that's so fucking cool but the fact of the fungus occurring on morning glory seed pods (LSA source) doesn't make the the fact of the fungus containing or processing ergot alkaloids or whatever that surprising?
June 2, 2025 at 4:37 PM
this write up on a new strain of fungus ID'd by a WVU student going around and that's so fucking cool but the fact of the fungus occurring on morning glory seed pods (LSA source) doesn't make the the fact of the fungus containing or processing ergot alkaloids or whatever that surprising?
I forgot that having one job means half or less monies. This shit sux I want two job again. Or one really really ok one.
May 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I forgot that having one job means half or less monies. This shit sux I want two job again. Or one really really ok one.
one time a dental student did a cold test on a tooth and I very nearly swung on him. now another malevolent dentist is about to crack that tooth open like a walnut and make an incoherent stained toothglass piece about the complicated legacy of lobotomies in the state of WV.
May 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
one time a dental student did a cold test on a tooth and I very nearly swung on him. now another malevolent dentist is about to crack that tooth open like a walnut and make an incoherent stained toothglass piece about the complicated legacy of lobotomies in the state of WV.
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going to go full reddit atheist for a moment but at the end of the day any pope is still the pope of a horrific global religious institution
May 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
going to go full reddit atheist for a moment but at the end of the day any pope is still the pope of a horrific global religious institution
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The resurgence of popularity of R. Crumb really says something about how culture is — *sees a big ole crosshatched ass and plump healthy calves* what was I talking about
May 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The resurgence of popularity of R. Crumb really says something about how culture is — *sees a big ole crosshatched ass and plump healthy calves* what was I talking about
Rlly into describing relationships between things as osmotic. things be swapping juices with other things.
May 8, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Rlly into describing relationships between things as osmotic. things be swapping juices with other things.
Had a street preacher on my block last wk (uncommon in my wee city in general!) who declared it the end times and y'know what American pope is a pretty compelling piece of evidence in favor
May 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Had a street preacher on my block last wk (uncommon in my wee city in general!) who declared it the end times and y'know what American pope is a pretty compelling piece of evidence in favor