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June 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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You know restaurant waiting lists? They call your name twice. Then you're just... gone. Like the Dufranes. Poof. No one asks. I bet they're in a trunk, with duct tape. And they're hungry. Bad combo. "Bush, search party of three!" Find the Dufranes. Then eat.
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#MitchHedberg
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#MitchHedberg
June 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
You know restaurant waiting lists? They call your name twice. Then you're just... gone. Like the Dufranes. Poof. No one asks. I bet they're in a trunk, with duct tape. And they're hungry. Bad combo. "Bush, search party of three!" Find the Dufranes. Then eat.
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#MitchHedberg
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#MitchHedberg
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June 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Idea: a projection screen for my backyard, but it only plays Craig Heyward highlights
June 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Idea: a projection screen for my backyard, but it only plays Craig Heyward highlights
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I want to hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations I've traveled to, but first I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map, so it won't fall down.
June 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I want to hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations I've traveled to, but first I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map, so it won't fall down.
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June 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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I order the club sandwich all the time. And I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.
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June 13, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I order the club sandwich all the time. And I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.
#comedy
#mitchhedberg
#comedy
#mitchhedberg
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June 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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June 12, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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One time a guy handed me a picture, he said "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is when you were younger.
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#MitchHedberg
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#MitchHedberg
June 12, 2025 at 12:06 PM
One time a guy handed me a picture, he said "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is when you were younger.
#comedy
#MitchHedberg
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#MitchHedberg
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June 11, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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I find that a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced over whether or not I have bread.
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June 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I find that a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced over whether or not I have bread.
#comedy
#mitchhedberg
#comedy
#mitchhedberg
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Every book is a children's book if the kid can read.
June 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Every book is a children's book if the kid can read.
