Why didn't I stick to being a sea witch? Nooooooooo, I had to stick my nose in business I had no business sticking my nose into. Fuck.

Indeed.

Fuck no. Get her out of the garden or she might accidentally kill all the plants or whatever it is you have planted.

Boss just texted me. Said I should wear red????? The fuck is this?

Sorry. I've been busy... Tomorrow is the big party!! Yeeeee!! And I was invited for some reason??? Not suspicious at all. Does anyone know a good hunter's number, just in case? Thx

Another day, another fight with the local vampire junkie

//Hello everyone! This is an open #RP account, feel free to interact. Penelope is a mermaid, who works for a Blood Bank, which is ran by vampires.

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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.