Peaky Polly
@peakypolly.bsky.social
Introvert. Usually hangry. Yeay! Stephen King is here! 🙌
Yes!
Here’s the deal: Make reading your hobby this year. It’ll expand your mind, grow your perspective, and if you grab a library card, you’ll be supporting authors too (yes, in places like the UK, AU, NZ, and Canada, libraries pay authors!). Reading isn’t just fun—it’s a win for everyone.
January 2, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Yes!
I love that we Brits are so mad, we're standing in queues in Christmas markets to pay £8 for a cardboard tub of apple crumble and custard that we could make at home.
In the warm. For pennies.
You mad, greedy bastards.
In the warm. For pennies.
You mad, greedy bastards.
November 27, 2024 at 1:09 PM
I love that we Brits are so mad, we're standing in queues in Christmas markets to pay £8 for a cardboard tub of apple crumble and custard that we could make at home.
In the warm. For pennies.
You mad, greedy bastards.
In the warm. For pennies.
You mad, greedy bastards.
Is it even Christmas unless Jamie Oliver is lacing Gennaro Contaldos food or drink with chilli?
November 27, 2024 at 12:57 PM
Is it even Christmas unless Jamie Oliver is lacing Gennaro Contaldos food or drink with chilli?
Me, when my husband places his empty mug precariously close to the edge of the kitchen worktop..
a man in a suit and tie is standing next to another man in a yellow shirt and tie .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing next to another man in a yellow shirt and tie .
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November 26, 2024 at 12:22 PM
Me, when my husband places his empty mug precariously close to the edge of the kitchen worktop..
Alison Hammond, you are so naughty. You know Charlotte Church is going to make a voodoo doll of you now and bash it with her wind chimes, don't you? 😆 #ThisMorning
November 22, 2024 at 11:36 AM
Alison Hammond, you are so naughty. You know Charlotte Church is going to make a voodoo doll of you now and bash it with her wind chimes, don't you? 😆 #ThisMorning
Me "what kind of naan do you want?"
Husband "I'll have a pashmina"
..........
Husband "it's not pashmina, is it?"
No. No, it isn't.
Husband "I'll have a pashmina"
..........
Husband "it's not pashmina, is it?"
No. No, it isn't.
November 21, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Me "what kind of naan do you want?"
Husband "I'll have a pashmina"
..........
Husband "it's not pashmina, is it?"
No. No, it isn't.
Husband "I'll have a pashmina"
..........
Husband "it's not pashmina, is it?"
No. No, it isn't.
I feel ya lil' guy.
When you wake up after a half hour nap and don't know what year it is.
November 21, 2024 at 5:57 PM
I feel ya lil' guy.
My husband: "Why are these carrots beige?"
Me: "Because they're parsnips".
Me: "Because they're parsnips".
November 19, 2024 at 6:01 PM
My husband: "Why are these carrots beige?"
Me: "Because they're parsnips".
Me: "Because they're parsnips".
Hahaha
November 19, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Hahaha
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November 18, 2024 at 12:21 PM
😍😁
November 19, 2024 at 5:54 PM
😍😁
Ooh, it's like starting a fresh, new exercise book at school...
Won't be long before it's dog eared and covered in scribbles and Um Bongo, which by the way, I know all the words to.
Won't be long before it's dog eared and covered in scribbles and Um Bongo, which by the way, I know all the words to.
November 17, 2024 at 7:08 AM
Ooh, it's like starting a fresh, new exercise book at school...
Won't be long before it's dog eared and covered in scribbles and Um Bongo, which by the way, I know all the words to.
Won't be long before it's dog eared and covered in scribbles and Um Bongo, which by the way, I know all the words to.