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🍍🍍🤖 | 🏳️‍🌈 | *drunken lightsaber noises*
a rat scurrying off a sinking ship is still a rat*

*metaphorically speaking of course, rats are precious creatures who do not deserve this comparison
BASH: We have seen these attacks from the president at other people. It's not new. And I haven't heard you speak out about it until it was directed at you.

MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: I think that's fair criticism. And I would like to say, humbly, I'm sorry for taking part in the toxic politics.
November 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
when I say pet instagram is weirdly gendered this is what I’m talking about
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I went to CVS last night to pick up a prescription and they had signs on every register that people must have exact change or use another form of payment because of a penny shortage
After 232 years, the U.S. mint has made the last Penny.
November 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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The feminine urge to move to a mysterious town with a lot of suspected animal attacks
October 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
you know that scene in thunderbolts+ where Ava was like "we get it you were in the military shut up" to walker? that's me whenever Eddie 9-1-1 opens his mouth
October 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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I am literally fucking sick. This travesty of a President has literally, IS literally, destroying everything. Disgusting doesn’t even begin to describe it. Trump has taken apart every ounce of dignity, respect, history, and brick by brick foundation this country was built on and wanted to achieve
October 21, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Giant copy of the Constitution being carried down Pennsylvania Avenue.
October 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
my no king's day anthem #NoKingsInAmerica
Church & State
YouTube video by Brandi Carlile - Topic
www.youtube.com
October 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
never blocked an account faster in my life
The White House has created an official Bluesky account.

[ @whitehouse-47.bsky.social ]
October 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
apropos of nothing I'm wearing my @effinbirds.com "don't be a racist piece of shit" shirt today
Trump on Charlie Kirk: "He was able to fight people that were enemies. And he didn't necessarily love those enemies so much. You know, I heard 'he loved his enemies' and I said, 'Wait a minute, is that the same Charlie that I knew? I'm not sure.' But I didn't want to get into it."
October 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
lmao
‘Tron: Ares’ grossed $14.3M in the film’s domestic opening day

That’s less than ‘Morbius’
October 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
looking forward to CVS paying me $1000 to pick up my prescriptions
Trump: "Drug prices are going to be going down 100%, 400%, 600%, 1,000% in some cases."
October 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
October 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
the superior ashmore
Happy birthday to Aaron Ashmore, born on this day in 1979 in Richmond, BC! He has appeared in many productions including as Jimmy Olsen in Smallville, Steve in Warehouse 13 and Johnny in Killjoys. He is a Canadian Screen Award nominee. His twin brother is Shawn Ashmore.
October 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
bold of you to assume he has a reflection
How does Speaker Johnson look at himself in the mirror?

He said this seriously
He has shut the House down

His own district in Louisiana will be hit as one of the hardest
Over 288K people there are on Medicaid

Ask them Mike
About Healthcare
#TrumpsHealthCareShutdown
October 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
something very poetic about Toronto kicking the Yankees’ ass
Babe, wake up. Yankees are getting demolished, and it’s only the fourth inning.
October 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
considering he’s partly responsible for giving us trump in 2016 with that stupid hair tussling I’m not at all surprised he’s being a cowardly little bitch now
Jimmy Fallon says ‘The Tonight Show’ has “never really been political” and he plans to “keep [his] head down” amid disruptions caused to his peers’ shows.

(youtu.be/QmsP_qBBz_Q?si…)
October 1, 2025 at 12:13 PM
September 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I bet he cries when he has a cold
Hegseth: "I don't want me son serving alongside troops who are out of shape or in combat units with females who can't meet the same combat arms physical standards as men"
September 30, 2025 at 12:39 PM
someone definitely called that shit tacky to his face
Trump: “Some of the highest quality 24 Karat Gold used in the Oval Office and Cabinet Room of the White House. Foreign Leaders, and everyone else, “freak out” when they see the quality and beauty. Best Oval Office ever, in terms of success and look!!! President DJT”
September 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
September 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
good to know after four and a half years and a hundred viewings I’ll still spend the last 20 minutes of 4x12 sobbing #WynonnaEarp
September 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
need @drannieandrews.com to punch him square in the ballot box
What the fuck is wrong with these people
September 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
sure why not
EXCLUSIVE: Athena Grant is going to space in the new season of ‘9-1-1.’
September 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM