All I want for Christmas is for all Premier League footballers to shave that pubey shit off their chin.
October 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM
All I want for Christmas is for all Premier League footballers to shave that pubey shit off their chin.
Best bit of business of the entire window IMO.
Villarreal have agreed a deal to sign Manor Solomon on a season-long loan from Tottenham Hotspur.
Crystal Palace had been in talks to sign Solomon on loan from Spurs earlier on Monday.
Crystal Palace had been in talks to sign Solomon on loan from Spurs earlier on Monday.
Villarreal agree Solomon loan deal
Villarreal have agreed a deal to sign Manor Solomon on a season-long loan from Tottenham Hotspur.Solomon is available to leave Spurs after they signed Randal Kolo Muani on a season-long loan from Pari...
www.nytimes.com
September 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Best bit of business of the entire window IMO.
As someone who always tries to stay positive about Tottenham, I am really looking forward to getting Timo Werner on loan for a third consecutive season.
August 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
As someone who always tries to stay positive about Tottenham, I am really looking forward to getting Timo Werner on loan for a third consecutive season.
Does Enrique have one of those little calculator watches?
August 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Does Enrique have one of those little calculator watches?
I was Spurs long before Son, but as an expat living in SK, my experience watching Spurs is going to change significantly. There is always a Son goal highlights show pregame (Super Son Time). His face is always on the score bug (even when he's not playing). He is the main topic of conversation ...
August 13, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I was Spurs long before Son, but as an expat living in SK, my experience watching Spurs is going to change significantly. There is always a Son goal highlights show pregame (Super Son Time). His face is always on the score bug (even when he's not playing). He is the main topic of conversation ...
So I decided to sign up for FPL this year (against my better judgement). I saw some people advertising leagues, but cannot remember who. If anyone has any open leagues, please send them my way.
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August 11, 2025 at 12:01 PM
So I decided to sign up for FPL this year (against my better judgement). I saw some people advertising leagues, but cannot remember who. If anyone has any open leagues, please send them my way.
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As a history buff, I'm a big fan of this passive aggressive snobbery.
August 10, 2025 at 5:35 AM
As a history buff, I'm a big fan of this passive aggressive snobbery.
My brother-in-law offered me a free ticket to the Tottenham/Newcastle friendly three times, but I kept turning him down because I couldn't be bothered to fly to/from Seoul on a Sunday. Now I'm obviously full of regret knowing I could have watched his last game live.
August 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
My brother-in-law offered me a free ticket to the Tottenham/Newcastle friendly three times, but I kept turning him down because I couldn't be bothered to fly to/from Seoul on a Sunday. Now I'm obviously full of regret knowing I could have watched his last game live.
I knew it was going to happen and I watched it anyway. It's stuck in my head again.
August 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I knew it was going to happen and I watched it anyway. It's stuck in my head again.
The lengths to which people will go will never cease to amaze me ...
July 20, 2025 at 12:34 PM
The lengths to which people will go will never cease to amaze me ...
Grabbed a pack of toothbrushes without paying too much attention to the package. Just noticed the Tottenham branding as I was about to change my toothbrush, but upon closer inspection, I'm wondering if toothbrushes have an expiration date...
July 17, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Grabbed a pack of toothbrushes without paying too much attention to the package. Just noticed the Tottenham branding as I was about to change my toothbrush, but upon closer inspection, I'm wondering if toothbrushes have an expiration date...
My top 3 are probably fuck, bastard, and balls.
Britons are more regular swearers than Australians or Americans, but what are their top swear words?
Britons
F*ck: 67% use regularly
Sh*t: 65%
Bloody: 54%
Australians
Sh*t: 61%
F*ck: 56%
Bullsh*t: 52%
Americans
Damn: 55%
Sh*t: 54%
F*ck: 47%
👇 more in chart below
yougov.co.uk/society/arti...
Britons
F*ck: 67% use regularly
Sh*t: 65%
Bloody: 54%
Australians
Sh*t: 61%
F*ck: 56%
Bullsh*t: 52%
Americans
Damn: 55%
Sh*t: 54%
F*ck: 47%
👇 more in chart below
yougov.co.uk/society/arti...
July 15, 2025 at 12:40 PM
My top 3 are probably fuck, bastard, and balls.
Love a yellow third kit. Love love love a retro badge. But I really hate the central badge placement on 2 of the 3 kits this season.
July 11, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Love a yellow third kit. Love love love a retro badge. But I really hate the central badge placement on 2 of the 3 kits this season.
A hill I will die on.
I have a hot take, VERTICALLY BIG BURGERS ARE BAD. They're always too messy, they're always too wet, they always leave you feeling gross, you can never get the perfect bite of everything. Horizontally large burgers are good though.
July 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
A hill I will die on.
What's an athlete's expression that will stay with you for the rest of your life?
June 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
What's an athlete's expression that will stay with you for the rest of your life?
What's an actor's expression in a movie that will stay with you for the rest of your life?
June 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
What's an actor's expression in a movie that will stay with you for the rest of your life?
I agree with every single point in this thread.
After a few days of reflection, I'll start by staying, fair play to the board / Levy for sticking with Ange during the season. I assume they felt his position was untenable, yet they didn't fire him and in return he won the Europa League.
Yet, I am still irked by the board's decision, because;
Yet, I am still irked by the board's decision, because;
June 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I agree with every single point in this thread.
I waste far too much of my emotional energy on Tottenham Fucking Hotspur.
June 7, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I waste far too much of my emotional energy on Tottenham Fucking Hotspur.
CFT taking credit for Donna Cullen leaving is the funniest (desperate/pathetic) shit ever.
June 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM
CFT taking credit for Donna Cullen leaving is the funniest (desperate/pathetic) shit ever.
My entire life post Europa League final is in disarray because there is so much content and I need to see all of it. I've had Freed from Desire stuck in my head for 3 days straight. I have dozens and dozens of photos on my phone from all of the celebrations.
May 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
My entire life post Europa League final is in disarray because there is so much content and I need to see all of it. I've had Freed from Desire stuck in my head for 3 days straight. I have dozens and dozens of photos on my phone from all of the celebrations.
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This shit goes so unbelievably hard. Goosebumps.
May 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
This shit goes so unbelievably hard. Goosebumps.
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Still here. Even if we finish 15th. Don't care. If Ange stays true and brings us a trophy it will be worth it. It's like Spurs fans have forgotten that the suffering makes the joy that much better.
Honestly not bothered about the league. Europa is the priority for me. Trophy + CL qualification. 5th-7th is about where we're hovering at the moment and that's about where our squad is. I'm at peace with all of it. Frustrating draw but we move forward.
December 27, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Still here. Even if we finish 15th. Don't care. If Ange stays true and brings us a trophy it will be worth it. It's like Spurs fans have forgotten that the suffering makes the joy that much better.
My favourite moment of the night.
May 22, 2025 at 2:08 AM
My favourite moment of the night.
Didn't know refs got medals, but to be fair, I've never watched this far.
May 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Didn't know refs got medals, but to be fair, I've never watched this far.