JR
@pdxbrocialite.bsky.social
Wednesday is the best night to go out. 10:59 lunch gang. The Blazers are going to win the championship.
📍San Francisco, CA
📍San Francisco, CA
It’s been really considerate of the Blazers to spend the last four years sucking so I could focus on raising a child
November 20, 2025 at 5:03 AM
It’s been really considerate of the Blazers to spend the last four years sucking so I could focus on raising a child
At any given time there are at least 3 broke down Teslas pulled over on I-280
November 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
At any given time there are at least 3 broke down Teslas pulled over on I-280
Would you rather have Josh Giddey or Deni Avdija
November 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Would you rather have Josh Giddey or Deni Avdija
THE TIMBERS ARE GOING TO WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
THE TIMBERS ARE GOING TO WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP
Imagine if the Timbers had one player that could kick a ball into the ocean
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Imagine if the Timbers had one player that could kick a ball into the ocean
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Cancel every streaming subscription, stream illegally, get a library card, spend that money on more burritos.
November 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Cancel every streaming subscription, stream illegally, get a library card, spend that money on more burritos.
Well go Blue Jays I guess
October 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Well go Blue Jays I guess
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Read here open.substack.com/pub/blazerba...
Why Portland needs to start Shaedon Sharpe + Erik's Top 10 Over-Unders
Erik tries to put preseason hoops into perspective before going into his 4th annual over-under picks.
open.substack.com
October 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Read here open.substack.com/pub/blazerba...
For me it’s the wave at the end
83 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just tripped and fell while being asked about ICE
October 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
For me it’s the wave at the end
8:45 am Diet Coke is absolutely despicable
October 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
8:45 am Diet Coke is absolutely despicable
Seattle dog supporters need to realize that leading with the cream cheese aspect is a losing strategy. Start by mentioning the caramelized onions. That’s how you win the propaganda war.
October 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Seattle dog supporters need to realize that leading with the cream cheese aspect is a losing strategy. Start by mentioning the caramelized onions. That’s how you win the propaganda war.
4 shots of espresso and the most unhinged baile funk playlist you’ve ever heard in your goddamn life
October 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
4 shots of espresso and the most unhinged baile funk playlist you’ve ever heard in your goddamn life
Shoutout to everyone booking a conference room just to watch Ducks vs Them right now
October 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Shoutout to everyone booking a conference room just to watch Ducks vs Them right now
Did anyone ask Scoot if he's had any good food lately
September 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Did anyone ask Scoot if he's had any good food lately
I’m not doing all that just let me know when the playoffs start
September 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I’m not doing all that just let me know when the playoffs start
Nothing’s topping “this is my impression of a guy in Los Angeles wearing a hat”
September 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Nothing’s topping “this is my impression of a guy in Los Angeles wearing a hat”
Bluesky is stuck in 2017 and Twitter is stuck in 1817
September 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Bluesky is stuck in 2017 and Twitter is stuck in 1817
How's everyone doing? I'm bad.
September 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
How's everyone doing? I'm bad.
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"But I thought Dame would go ring chase!"
BITCH HE IS.
BITCH HE IS.
July 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
"But I thought Dame would go ring chase!"
BITCH HE IS.
BITCH HE IS.
If the Pacers really do this it will be the happiest I’ve ever been for another team since 2011, while also being so freaking mad it isn’t my team
June 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
If the Pacers really do this it will be the happiest I’ve ever been for another team since 2011, while also being so freaking mad it isn’t my team
Indiana’s crowd is like if the OKC crowd knew the rules of basketball
June 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Indiana’s crowd is like if the OKC crowd knew the rules of basketball
NBA ratings are not my problem and they aren’t yours either. The fact that anyone is buying that propaganda is proof of widespread and profound societal illness.
June 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
NBA ratings are not my problem and they aren’t yours either. The fact that anyone is buying that propaganda is proof of widespread and profound societal illness.
I still can’t believe the Blazers extended Billups. Our team has been hijacked by a bunch of losers.
June 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I still can’t believe the Blazers extended Billups. Our team has been hijacked by a bunch of losers.
Boy I’d hate to be a Cracker Barrel waitress in Oklahoma right about now
June 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Boy I’d hate to be a Cracker Barrel waitress in Oklahoma right about now