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Expert Shrek Viewer
Arc Raiders has a grip on me like no other shooter has had for a very long time.

I'm sat thinking about it at work.
November 5, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I saw this last night, and the remnants of my teenager-Playstation-fanboy brain got activated and I genuinely had to take a minute to process it.

Is this what it felt like when the Berlin wall fell?
ign.com IGN @ign.com · Oct 25
Halo, once the flagship Xbox exclusive, the video game Microsoft launched its first console with, has finally jumped ship. Microsoft has announced Halo: Campaign Evolved — a remake of the original game’s campaign — and it’s coming to PlayStation 5 day one.
Halo: Campaign Evolved Is the Final Nail in the Coffin for the Xbox Exclusive — but in Truth the PS5 Version Comes as No Surprise
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October 25, 2025 at 11:12 AM
playing some valheim until I'm bored www.twitch.tv/paulwastook
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October 5, 2025 at 11:06 AM
September 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Another for the shreklection. Absolute bangers on this.
September 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Worth it so far.
September 23, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I've spent far too much money on Shrek merchandise today.
September 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The fact that the guy in Good Will Hunting is literally named Will Hunting feels like a joke, but it isn’t.
September 18, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I love how doctor-patient confidentiality is this sacred thing anywhere else but your pharmacist expects you to shout your full name, date of birth, address, and what type of arsehole cream you need in a room full of other people.
September 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Google photos showed me a "on this day" memory and it was just a scene from Shrek.
September 4, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I built @happyfuntime.bsky.social a wee website during my break because I'm allergic to not being productive, it's quite nice tho if I do say so myself (the server's pretty good too...) www.happyfuntime.uk
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September 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I feel like "la bubus" are a prank getting pulled on me to see how accepting I am of a completely made up, insanely popular thing that I've heard nothing about until it's everywhere.
August 31, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I had to reset the robohoover to the new WiFi network and it kept twitching and trying to escape while I held the buttons, felt like I was trying to kill it.
August 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Holiday day 1: I had a stress dream that all the systems and apps crashed, with realistic error messages in the dream.

I don't think I'm doing holidaying very well.
August 25, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Reposted by Paul
Check out this clip of HFT's first news broadcast that went live this week! We love the creativity within the HFT community, its one of its biggest strengths 🐝

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August 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I had to watch 2 films last night, one with slightly misaligned subtitles I couldn't fix and spoiled a couple of things, and the other with no subtitles at all so I had to figure out the mumbling.

I was distraught.
August 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I'm gonna let you into a little known Glasgow secret that barely anyone is aware of: did you know they're filming the new Spiderman in Glasgow?

Literally no one is talking about it, it's mad. Not a single photo or video has been posted of it, anywhere. Complete media blackout on it.
August 8, 2025 at 2:24 PM
We're dog sitting for a week, and as nice as it is to have a dog around the house, it's definitely bittersweet because I'm expecting Luke to be behind me when I hear the footsteps. It's breaking my brain a wee bit.

It's also hard to think it's been over 6 months without him.
August 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
It's funny to me that despite all the big, dramatic, high budget TV shows I've watched in the past few years, the one episode I think most about is the "Sully" episode of The Rehearsal season 2.

It was absolute genius.
a man in a suit and vest sits on the ground
ALT: a man in a suit and vest sits on the ground
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August 1, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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July 28, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Reposted by Paul
Eddie Murphy revealed that after the voice cast finishes recording Shrek 5, they'll start working on a Donkey spinoff movie.

For more from @screenrant.bsky.social's coverage: bit.ly/4kZYri6
July 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Still thinking about this movie, still completely horrified at the sights and sounds I experienced.
I watched "bring her back" last night and it was one of the most fucked up movies I've ever seen and I loved it.
July 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I watched "bring her back" last night and it was one of the most fucked up movies I've ever seen and I loved it.
July 19, 2025 at 12:53 AM
If you ask me if I'm "enjoying the good weather" I will scream at you and start crying x
July 13, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Regardless of your opinion on the Jurassic World movies, you gotta hand it to them, it's impressive how they managed to make movies about dinosaurs so unbelievably boring. A genuine feat.
July 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM