Edgar Allan Paul Loughrey
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Edgar Allan Paul Loughrey
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'Lock-ree.' Aging misfit. Guitarist, illustrator, husband, father. Possibly autistic, definitely Mancunian. Ex graphic designer. Love comics, games, movies, dinosaurs, Man City and a good cup of tea. Dislikes include HP sauce, 'AI', and Tories.
Stop asking me to change my password. I have no more passwords left to give. I just want to go to the movies. Fuck you.
November 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
For most of the day I've had 'Turtle Power' by Partners in Kryme stuck in my head. Now you do too. Enjoy
October 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Apropos of nothing: be kind to your delivery driver today.
October 4, 2025 at 9:57 AM
"The road to the Superbowl is long and pointless."
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 2, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Burn the flags. Burn them all
September 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Seeing loads of flags everywhere. I'm ashamed of this country's basic lack of humanity
August 22, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Happy fantasy football deadline day to all who celebrate
August 15, 2025 at 1:43 PM
DEFUND THE BBC
August 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
So if we now have the ai you, then no one needs the real you anymore do they?

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
Introducing the first AI prototype of a British MP🇬🇧🤖

When constituent and local business owner, Jeremy Smith, approached me with this idea, I was very excited to work with him. The AI revolution is happening and we must embrace it to see how it can be useful, in all sectors.
Speak to Mark Sewards 24/7
Connect with Mark Sewards, your AI assistant, anytime.
www.neural-voice.ai
August 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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"i just use AI for-" say no more, i already think less of you
August 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
What is common knowledge in your field, but shocks outsiders?

Speaking as a graphic designer of 20+ years: everyone, and I mean, fucking EVERYONE, thinks they can do your job better than you can.
August 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Sounds like it's back to looking for old porno mags on Urmston Meadows lads. I'll get my BMX ready.
July 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Let me tell you something Mean Gene! Watcha gonna do, brother, when the grim reaper comes all over you?
July 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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26. the coolest people in the world are the ones who are truly sincere about the things they love and do

irony is for losers
July 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
We've always been in the meat grinder. But now we are teaching the handle to turn itself.
Netflix boss Ted Sarandos says they used generative AI for the first time to cut costs on their sci-fi show 'The Eternaut'

"AI represents an incredible opportunity to help creators make films and series better — not just cheaper"
July 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I knew the guy from Disturbed was a cunt the first time I heard his dreadful 'version' of The Sound of Silence. Glad everyone else is catching on.
July 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Disappointed to find out that until now Tebbit was still alive. Let's bury him in a silver coffin just in case.
July 8, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Darth KitKat Chunky.
May 1, 2025 at 11:42 AM
FREE KNEECAP
April 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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i’m not an artist, i’m not an illustrator, but a stupider third thing: i’m a cartoonist
April 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
We need Alan Sugar to choose the new Pope through a series of group business tasks.
April 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Post your comfort album
April 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Bracing myself for a potentially infuriating phone call regarding my repeat prescription. "In an effort to reduce NHS wastage, no one can have any fucking medicine", is a pretty ballsy move.
April 22, 2025 at 7:18 AM
About to introduce the boy to Mortal Kombat, which depending on your point of view makes me either the worst parent in the world or the fuckin coolest. Nothing in between.
April 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
List 5 famous people you've met, but one is a lie.

Fran Healy
Louise Wener
Georgi Kinkladze
Pope John Paul II
Bez
List 5 famous people you've met, but one is a lie

1. Richard D James
2. Bradley Cooper
3. Noel Gallagher
4. Björk
5. Nenah Cherry
List 5 famous people you've met but one is a lie.

1. Harry Redknapp
2. Jamie Redknapp
3. Louise Redknapp
4. Neil Tenant
5. Stefan Dennis
April 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM