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Pauli the Cat
@paulithecat.bsky.social
1st feline member and official mascot of Brighton St Pauli. Likes football, eating & napping. Hates racists, bagpipes and the hoover.
The human has prepared us a Spieltag breakfast. Ham and black pudding in a bun. 🤤 Have received my fair share after a short but intense campaign. Inspected the plate afterwards to make sure no food is wasted. #meow
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I recommend you all do this puzzle today. #meow

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Errate das gesuchte Jahr mit Hilfe von 4 historischen Ereignissen. Ein von Wordle und Geschichte inspiriertes Spiel.
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November 9, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Moin! Spieltag!

After the poor performance of the last few weeks a draw would feel like a win. Paws crossed that those of you heading to Freiburg get a result worth the long trip. #meow

#scffcsp #fcsp #StPauli
November 9, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Spotted a four-legged trespasser in my garden earlier - the neighbour’s dog. The audacity! 😾 Have been conducting border surveillance from inside ever since. Then the human started cooking lamb cutlets. I’m keeping a close eye on both situations. Nothing evades my watchful eyes. #meow #multitasking
November 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Moin! Spieltag!

The humans are still sulking about my cup prediction. Can’t deal with those sad faces and their disapproving looks again. So today I’m predicting a Heimsieg. #meow

#fcspgla #StPauli
November 1, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Moin! Spieltag!

Predicting another loss, unfortunately. 😿 The humans are not happy and suggested to instead reuse my Hoffenheim prediction from a couple of weeks ago where I predicted a win. But that would be cheating and I am a thoroughly honest cat. #meow

#tsgfcsp
October 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Moin! Spieltag!

I’m sorry my people but I’m not very optimistic for today’s game. The humans already regret not adding any special treats to the prediction bowls like last week. Not that it would have worked. I’m incorruptible, of course. #meow

#sgefcsp
October 25, 2025 at 9:49 AM
St. Pauli!
St.Pauli !!!!!!!
October 19, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Moin! Spieltag!

The humans’ bribery has reached new heights. They have prepared the prediction plates with leftover pork roast, a dash of my favourite lickie treats and little fish-shaped biscuits. Don’t worry though, I’m totally incorruptible… Heimsieg was always the plan. #meow

#fcsptsg #StPauli
October 19, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Holding paws with the human because we’re both a bit anxious about tomorrow’s game. I’d say ‘paws crossed’ but the human is holding on like I’m the good luck charm. #meow
October 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Had freshly cooked organic chicken for dinner. The humans tried to get close, and I may have growled a bit. They backed off and I devoured the chicken. Currently using one of them as a heated mattress to help my digestion while they’re talking about ‘food aggression’. 10/10 would growl again. #meow
October 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
So apparently it’s a crime now to explore your neighbours’ house. They caught me strutting around like I owned the place - filmed the whole thing, too. Called my humans with the ‘evidence’. Humans not happy - treats have been revoked. I regret nothing. A cat’s gotta patrol its territory. #meow
October 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Moin! Spieltag!

The spare human had to do the prediction alone with me. So I got a 4th decoy plate in the kitchen while she set up the other three. Sadly I don’t think we’ll be successful today. #meow

#svwfcsp #StPauli
October 4, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Belly full of coq au vin. Obviously this will not prevent me from screaming for my tin in precisely 43 minutes and inhaling it like an urchin in a Dickens novel. #meow
September 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Moin! Spieltag!

We’ve had a fantastic start this season. I am therefore predicting an optimistic win.

In other great news - the humans mentioned it’s coq au vin for dinner tonight. I’ll be circling the kitchen like a tiny shark in socks!!! #meow

#StPauli #fcspb04
September 27, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Moin! Spieltag!

Drawli is back! The humans will be watching the game at the Eddie - join them if you’re in Brighton. Although I am very supportive of the humans watching football ball, they better be back in time to feed me my dinner. #meow

#vfbfcsp #StPauli
September 19, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Guess what? Dinner is late. I’ve been pestering the human for a full two hours and he doesn’t want to get up from the sofa to give me my tin. 😾 If I hadn’t had that piece of stinky fish as a reward for correctly predicting today’s result, I would be fading away right now. Not happy. #meow
September 14, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Heimsieg, and now 4th in the table, as I predicted. 😼 I heard there’s an Ocado delivery coming later, with lots of meaty treats. A suitable reward for my excellent forecasting. #meow
September 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Moin! Spieltag!

I’m well enough to predict today’s game. It’ll be a win of course.
There shouldn’t actually be a prediction today - my humans should still be on holiday. But thanks to me getting sick we’re all stuck at home… and you get your match forecast after all. You’re welcome. #meow

#FCSPfca
September 14, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Me sleeping soundly on the human‘s lap with a belly full of finest chicken filet, knowing that we could end up 4th after tomorrow‘s game, while HSV is stuck on the 17th. #meow
September 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Good news! The humans think that I’ve overcome my little illness. Everything is back to normal - I’m meowing at the humans for food when they’re cooking and eating. Sadly, they still refuse to share, so I had to conduct a kitchen counter inspection for left overs. Humans not happy. #meow
September 11, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Didn’t eat yesterday. Human panicked and brought home chicken filets. Now I’m feasting like royalty and refusing everything else - especially the other bowl that is laced with medicine. Demanding fresh chicken on meow, and fully exploiting this arrangement. Zero shame. #meow
September 7, 2025 at 10:28 AM
I’m home from the hospital! Vet gave me a fur cut for the IV drips - do you like my new fancy boots?

Thanks to my little illness the humans had to cancel their holiday. They should be on a plane to Prague now. Instead they will be spending the next week at home, tending to my many needs. #meow
September 6, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Have been in cat hospital since yesterday as I was not getting better. Humans at home stressing, meanwhile I’m making besties with the nurses (they fell for my charm instantly). They offered tuna, I accepted…but growled to remind them it’s MINE now. I might get released tomorrow. Paws crossed! #meow
September 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
2nd trip to the vet and some more tests as I‘m still feeling poorly. Vet reckons it’s just virus. Paws crossed I‘m back to my old self soon. Humans are trying to get back in the good books by delivering some chicken to my hiding spot. But 2 vet visits in 2 days is really a bit much to forgive. #meow
September 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM