Pauli the Cat
@paulithecat.bsky.social
1st feline member and official mascot of Brighton St Pauli. Likes football, eating & napping. Hates racists, bagpipes and the hoover.
The human has prepared us a Spieltag breakfast. Ham and black pudding in a bun. 🤤 Have received my fair share after a short but intense campaign. Inspected the plate afterwards to make sure no food is wasted. #meow
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 AM
The human has prepared us a Spieltag breakfast. Ham and black pudding in a bun. 🤤 Have received my fair share after a short but intense campaign. Inspected the plate afterwards to make sure no food is wasted. #meow
Update! Had to abandon my surveillance operation because the human managed to set off the smoke alarm with our lamb cutlets. I am surrounded by fools. 😾😾😾 Hiding under the table now. #meow
November 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Update! Had to abandon my surveillance operation because the human managed to set off the smoke alarm with our lamb cutlets. I am surrounded by fools. 😾😾😾 Hiding under the table now. #meow
Spotted a four-legged trespasser in my garden earlier - the neighbour’s dog. The audacity! 😾 Have been conducting border surveillance from inside ever since. Then the human started cooking lamb cutlets. I’m keeping a close eye on both situations. Nothing evades my watchful eyes. #meow #multitasking
November 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Spotted a four-legged trespasser in my garden earlier - the neighbour’s dog. The audacity! 😾 Have been conducting border surveillance from inside ever since. Then the human started cooking lamb cutlets. I’m keeping a close eye on both situations. Nothing evades my watchful eyes. #meow #multitasking
Moin! Spieltag!
The humans’ bribery has reached new heights. They have prepared the prediction plates with leftover pork roast, a dash of my favourite lickie treats and little fish-shaped biscuits. Don’t worry though, I’m totally incorruptible… Heimsieg was always the plan. #meow
#fcsptsg #StPauli
The humans’ bribery has reached new heights. They have prepared the prediction plates with leftover pork roast, a dash of my favourite lickie treats and little fish-shaped biscuits. Don’t worry though, I’m totally incorruptible… Heimsieg was always the plan. #meow
#fcsptsg #StPauli
October 19, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Holding paws with the human because we’re both a bit anxious about tomorrow’s game. I’d say ‘paws crossed’ but the human is holding on like I’m the good luck charm. #meow
October 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Holding paws with the human because we’re both a bit anxious about tomorrow’s game. I’d say ‘paws crossed’ but the human is holding on like I’m the good luck charm. #meow
Had freshly cooked organic chicken for dinner. The humans tried to get close, and I may have growled a bit. They backed off and I devoured the chicken. Currently using one of them as a heated mattress to help my digestion while they’re talking about ‘food aggression’. 10/10 would growl again. #meow
October 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Had freshly cooked organic chicken for dinner. The humans tried to get close, and I may have growled a bit. They backed off and I devoured the chicken. Currently using one of them as a heated mattress to help my digestion while they’re talking about ‘food aggression’. 10/10 would growl again. #meow
So apparently it’s a crime now to explore your neighbours’ house. They caught me strutting around like I owned the place - filmed the whole thing, too. Called my humans with the ‘evidence’. Humans not happy - treats have been revoked. I regret nothing. A cat’s gotta patrol its territory. #meow
October 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
So apparently it’s a crime now to explore your neighbours’ house. They caught me strutting around like I owned the place - filmed the whole thing, too. Called my humans with the ‘evidence’. Humans not happy - treats have been revoked. I regret nothing. A cat’s gotta patrol its territory. #meow
Guess what? Dinner is late. I’ve been pestering the human for a full two hours and he doesn’t want to get up from the sofa to give me my tin. 😾 If I hadn’t had that piece of stinky fish as a reward for correctly predicting today’s result, I would be fading away right now. Not happy. #meow
September 14, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Guess what? Dinner is late. I’ve been pestering the human for a full two hours and he doesn’t want to get up from the sofa to give me my tin. 😾 If I hadn’t had that piece of stinky fish as a reward for correctly predicting today’s result, I would be fading away right now. Not happy. #meow
Moin! Spieltag!
I’m well enough to predict today’s game. It’ll be a win of course.
There shouldn’t actually be a prediction today - my humans should still be on holiday. But thanks to me getting sick we’re all stuck at home… and you get your match forecast after all. You’re welcome. #meow
#FCSPfca
I’m well enough to predict today’s game. It’ll be a win of course.
There shouldn’t actually be a prediction today - my humans should still be on holiday. But thanks to me getting sick we’re all stuck at home… and you get your match forecast after all. You’re welcome. #meow
#FCSPfca
September 14, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Me sleeping soundly on the human‘s lap with a belly full of finest chicken filet, knowing that we could end up 4th after tomorrow‘s game, while HSV is stuck on the 17th. #meow
September 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Me sleeping soundly on the human‘s lap with a belly full of finest chicken filet, knowing that we could end up 4th after tomorrow‘s game, while HSV is stuck on the 17th. #meow
Good news! The humans think that I’ve overcome my little illness. Everything is back to normal - I’m meowing at the humans for food when they’re cooking and eating. Sadly, they still refuse to share, so I had to conduct a kitchen counter inspection for left overs. Humans not happy. #meow
September 11, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Good news! The humans think that I’ve overcome my little illness. Everything is back to normal - I’m meowing at the humans for food when they’re cooking and eating. Sadly, they still refuse to share, so I had to conduct a kitchen counter inspection for left overs. Humans not happy. #meow
Didn’t eat yesterday. Human panicked and brought home chicken filets. Now I’m feasting like royalty and refusing everything else - especially the other bowl that is laced with medicine. Demanding fresh chicken on meow, and fully exploiting this arrangement. Zero shame. #meow
September 7, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Didn’t eat yesterday. Human panicked and brought home chicken filets. Now I’m feasting like royalty and refusing everything else - especially the other bowl that is laced with medicine. Demanding fresh chicken on meow, and fully exploiting this arrangement. Zero shame. #meow
I’m home from the hospital! Vet gave me a fur cut for the IV drips - do you like my new fancy boots?
Thanks to my little illness the humans had to cancel their holiday. They should be on a plane to Prague now. Instead they will be spending the next week at home, tending to my many needs. #meow
Thanks to my little illness the humans had to cancel their holiday. They should be on a plane to Prague now. Instead they will be spending the next week at home, tending to my many needs. #meow
September 6, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I’m home from the hospital! Vet gave me a fur cut for the IV drips - do you like my new fancy boots?
Thanks to my little illness the humans had to cancel their holiday. They should be on a plane to Prague now. Instead they will be spending the next week at home, tending to my many needs. #meow
Thanks to my little illness the humans had to cancel their holiday. They should be on a plane to Prague now. Instead they will be spending the next week at home, tending to my many needs. #meow
2nd trip to the vet and some more tests as I‘m still feeling poorly. Vet reckons it’s just virus. Paws crossed I‘m back to my old self soon. Humans are trying to get back in the good books by delivering some chicken to my hiding spot. But 2 vet visits in 2 days is really a bit much to forgive. #meow
September 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
2nd trip to the vet and some more tests as I‘m still feeling poorly. Vet reckons it’s just virus. Paws crossed I‘m back to my old self soon. Humans are trying to get back in the good books by delivering some chicken to my hiding spot. But 2 vet visits in 2 days is really a bit much to forgive. #meow
Maybe eating that tortilla wasn’t my smartest move. Feeling a bit unwell. When I didn’t eat my breakfast today, the humans got very concerned, put me in the dreaded bag and took me to the vet. They promised me the finest organic chicken breast filets from Waitrose to help me get better. #meow
September 2, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Maybe eating that tortilla wasn’t my smartest move. Feeling a bit unwell. When I didn’t eat my breakfast today, the humans got very concerned, put me in the dreaded bag and took me to the vet. They promised me the finest organic chicken breast filets from Waitrose to help me get better. #meow
The humans finally had their Derbysieg celebration steaks! And they had the audacity to lock me out while eating. Apparently, I can’t be trusted after the tortilla incident. They even waved the steak in front of me while I was stuck outside! But don’t worry… I did get my share in the end. #meow 🤎🤍
August 31, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The humans finally had their Derbysieg celebration steaks! And they had the audacity to lock me out while eating. Apparently, I can’t be trusted after the tortilla incident. They even waved the steak in front of me while I was stuck outside! But don’t worry… I did get my share in the end. #meow 🤎🤍
Shops were closed after the game - sadly no celebratory rump steak. But I guild-tripped the spare human into handing over most of her wild-caught salmon filet. No one can resist the sad eyes of a cat that has never been fed in its entire life. #meow
#Derbysieger #Hamburgistbraunweiß 🤎🤍
#Derbysieger #Hamburgistbraunweiß 🤎🤍
August 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Shops were closed after the game - sadly no celebratory rump steak. But I guild-tripped the spare human into handing over most of her wild-caught salmon filet. No one can resist the sad eyes of a cat that has never been fed in its entire life. #meow
#Derbysieger #Hamburgistbraunweiß 🤎🤍
#Derbysieger #Hamburgistbraunweiß 🤎🤍
Moin! Derbyspieltag!
Predicting a win today. St. Ellingen won’t stand a chance. Usual reminder that all my predictions are, of course, strictly impartial. #meow
#hsvFCSP #StPauli #Derbysieg
Predicting a win today. St. Ellingen won’t stand a chance. Usual reminder that all my predictions are, of course, strictly impartial. #meow
#hsvFCSP #StPauli #Derbysieg
August 29, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Moin! Derbyspieltag!
Predicting a win today. St. Ellingen won’t stand a chance. Usual reminder that all my predictions are, of course, strictly impartial. #meow
#hsvFCSP #StPauli #Derbysieg
Predicting a win today. St. Ellingen won’t stand a chance. Usual reminder that all my predictions are, of course, strictly impartial. #meow
#hsvFCSP #StPauli #Derbysieg