Patty Mayo
@pattytheehashira.bsky.social
31. Taurus. Cool Mom. Who Dat⚜️ Casual Simmer 👩🏾💻 Hoochie Fairy 🧚🏾♀️Anakin really just needed a hug. I like dragons n stuff.
Eren Jaeger had points. Vegeta is a professional hater.
Eren Jaeger had points. Vegeta is a professional hater.
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Naaaaah. If you find them boring it’s cause they don’t feel safe enough around you to show their truest selves. I can’t relate!
If we’re talking about boring zodiacs
Capricorn
Taurus
Pisces
Virgo
Cancers
Are undoubtedly the 5 most boring zodiacs in the group. Y’all not all bad people (Cancers & Virgos are) but y’all just boring.
Capricorn
Taurus
Pisces
Virgo
Cancers
Are undoubtedly the 5 most boring zodiacs in the group. Y’all not all bad people (Cancers & Virgos are) but y’all just boring.
December 26, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Naaaaah. If you find them boring it’s cause they don’t feel safe enough around you to show their truest selves. I can’t relate!
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The southerner in me loves a cartoonishly big cowboy hat
Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome’s hat ain’t got SHIIIIT on the brim of this sumbitch here 😤
December 26, 2024 at 12:46 AM
The southerner in me loves a cartoonishly big cowboy hat
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"we saw y'all's lil tweets." - netflix
a woman wearing a wig and a white shirt holds a leash that says liberty
ALT: a woman wearing a wig and a white shirt holds a leash that says liberty
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December 25, 2024 at 11:35 PM
"we saw y'all's lil tweets." - netflix
I cannot wait till HTHaze reacts to this one cause WHEW
December 26, 2024 at 2:04 AM
I cannot wait till HTHaze reacts to this one cause WHEW
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Lamar & Derrick just made me so proud. That cake been sitting around all damn day…
December 26, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Lamar & Derrick just made me so proud. That cake been sitting around all damn day…
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We really went from this to this 😭
I don't know the mama, don't know the daughter. But I have a soft spot for mother-daughter connections and love to see Black girls (the big and small ones) shining ❤️
I don't know the mama, don't know the daughter. But I have a soft spot for mother-daughter connections and love to see Black girls (the big and small ones) shining ❤️
December 26, 2024 at 1:33 AM
We really went from this to this 😭
I don't know the mama, don't know the daughter. But I have a soft spot for mother-daughter connections and love to see Black girls (the big and small ones) shining ❤️
I don't know the mama, don't know the daughter. But I have a soft spot for mother-daughter connections and love to see Black girls (the big and small ones) shining ❤️
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I just can’t get over this y’all.
December 26, 2024 at 1:31 AM
I just can’t get over this y’all.
Cramps got me down bad
December 24, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Cramps got me down bad
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Beyoncé out here trolling about the buffering, not she already knows 🥴😂
December 24, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Beyoncé out here trolling about the buffering, not she already knows 🥴😂
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The bounce version of Anita Baker's "No On In The World" is such a feel good song. It really is the best song ever made.
December 24, 2024 at 4:59 PM
The bounce version of Anita Baker's "No On In The World" is such a feel good song. It really is the best song ever made.
Finna take thee longest and hottest shower wit my music ALL the way up
December 24, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Finna take thee longest and hottest shower wit my music ALL the way up
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“you’ll be visited by three spirits.”
the three spirits:
the three spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 2:09 PM
“you’ll be visited by three spirits.”
the three spirits:
the three spirits:
Y'all was up here posting sausages??? 🫣😭
December 24, 2024 at 11:11 AM
Y'all was up here posting sausages??? 🫣😭
Duke Dennis is a special type of fine.. and he seems like a sweetheart wit his head on straight . Makes me tingly
December 24, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Duke Dennis is a special type of fine.. and he seems like a sweetheart wit his head on straight . Makes me tingly
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I'm tired of folks thinking Taurus are lazy. We're not, we're just very efficient with our time and know when to rest ✨️
As a Taurus ♉️ I will not claim “lazy” ….
I feel like mine are more yellow flags than red but I understand.
December 23, 2024 at 10:14 PM
I'm tired of folks thinking Taurus are lazy. We're not, we're just very efficient with our time and know when to rest ✨️
Just took a random scroll on Facebook and saw one of my high school classmates and her husband on kid number 6 ..??? Voice in my head screamed "get OFF her!" 😭😭 Beautiful family tho lol
December 23, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Just took a random scroll on Facebook and saw one of my high school classmates and her husband on kid number 6 ..??? Voice in my head screamed "get OFF her!" 😭😭 Beautiful family tho lol
Acts of Service and gifts are absolutely my (current) top 2 love languages.. I cooked, brought Twin his lunch and gave him his Christmas gift. He was finna cry 😭🥹 can't shit wreck this happy ass mood I'm in 😁🥰
December 23, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Acts of Service and gifts are absolutely my (current) top 2 love languages.. I cooked, brought Twin his lunch and gave him his Christmas gift. He was finna cry 😭🥹 can't shit wreck this happy ass mood I'm in 😁🥰
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Just wait until I look how I’m really supposed to look.
December 23, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Just wait until I look how I’m really supposed to look.
Did a CookingWitPatty video for Twin while I cooked his lunch lol.. watched it back and I'm fine as hell. Sheesh😮💨🤌🏾😭
December 23, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Did a CookingWitPatty video for Twin while I cooked his lunch lol.. watched it back and I'm fine as hell. Sheesh😮💨🤌🏾😭
Finna write out my Christmas cards then I'm doing absolutely nothing else the rest of the day 🧘🏾♀️
December 23, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Finna write out my Christmas cards then I'm doing absolutely nothing else the rest of the day 🧘🏾♀️
Best Buy better count they mf days.. you wait till the day before Christmas eve to tell me some shit I ordered a week ago is unavailable🫠🫠🫠
December 23, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Best Buy better count they mf days.. you wait till the day before Christmas eve to tell me some shit I ordered a week ago is unavailable🫠🫠🫠
Today was so hectic but I got all my Santa activities done.. forgot wrapping paper but.. tomorrow 😭😂
December 22, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Today was so hectic but I got all my Santa activities done.. forgot wrapping paper but.. tomorrow 😭😂
If I can lift my arms and hit you.. you too mf close
December 22, 2024 at 6:57 PM
If I can lift my arms and hit you.. you too mf close
I keep receipts for all my purchases lmao
December 21, 2024 at 11:13 AM
I keep receipts for all my purchases lmao