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Patty O
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Happy to be here. Looking forward to reconnecting plus making new friends. I try to find the best in everyone but sometimes you have to choose self care instead 😇
STL born n raised, 15yrs in Anchorage, AK just because it’s amazing and now in Maine 💙
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December 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Being disliked by people with bad judgment is a compliment.
December 16, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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The aurora last night from Fairbanks with Maia. Check out my website for our aurora tour offerings for this season: theauroraguy.com/pages/maias-...

Limited availability throughout Feb-April, but Dec-Jan are fairly open!

See you in Fairbanks!
December 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Mike Johnson is proof God wants us to punch people.
December 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Brutal but effective public health messaging from New York Public Health.

The CDC is compromised. They’re no longer a reliable source of information.

They push anti-vaxx & anti-science grift.

Get your vaccines. Wear a respirator. Clean the air

Get public health advice from experts, not RFK Jr
December 13, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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SO TRUE 👇👇
December 13, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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Barbie would approve of today's sunset colors.
December 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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If you want to do something like this, why not buy a $150k home in a small town in Italy, France, Spain, or Mexico, instead of having nine people share one bathroom after they eat at a restaurant called "Stinky's?"
December 13, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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American football humor: 🔊 #AGoodPlace

Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
December 12, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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This is Bandit. He fell asleep while getting out of bed. We've all been there. 12/10 sweet dreams buddy (u/yarntist)
December 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Hundreds of kids in S Carolina are being quarantined right now because of a measles outbreak.

I don’t have patience for niceties when it comes to this crap, so if you’re an anti-vaxxer, keep your damn kids at home and don’t travel for the holidays.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
December 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Tag someone that always overdoes it at the Christmas party 🎄🎅🏻

🛒👚👕🐕🎄🤶Order Christmas dog printed t-shirts on the website: teepetus.com

#dogs #christmas #merrychristmas #noel #noel2025 #happydogs
December 11, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Most things we worry about don’t happen, which is unfair because I really put in the hours.
December 10, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Sweet 5 year old Sosa is a retired service K9 in search of a #ForeverHome. She is very energetic and highly skilled.
Head to the Philadelphia PSPCA to adopt this incredible pup!
www.pspca.org

#AdoptDontShop
💙🐶🐾
December 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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“And then they made him a fake trophy because he kept whining and moaning and wouldn’t STFU.”
December 6, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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A reminder that if the touchpad on your laptop isn't working and you have cats, it was probably a cat stepping on Fn with one cat pad and and your touchpad toggle F key with another.

F-ing cats.
December 4, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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Happy Garbage Eve to all that celebrate! Derby is frozen shut and reporting a 1/3” (87mm) of snow and ice to end the week.
December 2, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Woke up to a new De La Soul album and a David Byrne Tiny Desk (including "Nothing but Flowers"). All right.
David Byrne: Tiny Desk Concert
In matching, brilliant blue suits, David Byrne and his band squeeze behind the Desk to perform four songs, including Talking Heads' "Life During Wartime."
www.npr.org
December 1, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Priceless
November 27, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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Your mom may not have been completely right about swallowing gum but she was on the right track.
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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This is your chance to vote for Oxford’s Word of the Year.

corp.oup.com/word-of-the-....
Oxford Word of the Year 2025 - Oxford University Press
Voting is now open for Oxford Word of the Year 2025! Discover our shortlist and have your say by Thursday 27 November.
corp.oup.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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This never happens when I'm getting a haircut.
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM