“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand

As I got dressed in the bathroom with an uneasy sensation in my tummy, I looked in the mirror and asked “do you need to poop?”.

In defiance, I loosed a squeaker which I then wafted upwards to empirically answer the question.
Not yet, it seems.

#biomimcry #poop #grwm

Diablo: Hellfire (PC / Blizzard Entertainment, Synergistic Software / 1997) - The Butcher

My cheapo immersion blender came with a whisk that i’m fairly certain would have empoofinated the flour immediately on contact; drill has a throttle

Andy's Pizza teases 'soon-ish' opening in Va. Square

When does “Blame DEI” turn into another “thanks, obama”?

gods sending them warning shots real close to home huh? id feel bad for doing it… but i think my gut reaction would be to laugh if that plane fell on the white house. that is some looney tunes shit.

#republicans #stupid #thatsallfolks #confession

I also blame DEI - A bunch of unqualified people WERE hired based on their skin color. Except the color is white and the employer is the US government.

“Cate”