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PFP: yezhi
(Mun Age: 24)
PFP: yezhi
(Mun Age: 24)
“In Rock we trust!”
"𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐘 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖!"
December 12, 2025 at 3:51 AM
“In Rock we trust!”
Reposted by 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖑 𝕱𝖊𝖞 𝕿𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗
"𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐘 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖!"
December 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
"𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐘 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖!"
“I think she’s with Mr. Spider-Man, celebrating Paul’s big loss.”
“…
I gotta check on her because this is just not fair.”
I gotta check on her because this is just not fair.”
“...Ms. Morrigan using her antics to persuade God... But failed. Sorry.”💧
December 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
“I think she’s with Mr. Spider-Man, celebrating Paul’s big loss.”
“...Ms. Morrigan using her antics to persuade God... But failed. Sorry.”💧
“Er..
What about Darkstalkers though?
They’re in the pic-“
What about Darkstalkers though?
They’re in the pic-“
“You can thank the Fey charm for convincing God to give Rock a new game.”
December 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
“...Ms. Morrigan using her antics to persuade God... But failed. Sorry.”💧
Reposted by 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖑 𝕱𝖊𝖞 𝕿𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗
"𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐒 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎-"
December 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
"𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐒 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎-"
“You can thank the Fey charm for convincing God to give Rock a new game.”
December 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
“You can thank the Fey charm for convincing God to give Rock a new game.”
“NO.”
Do I own the DL-6 incident?
December 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
“NO.”
“...Christmas.”
December 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
“...Christmas.”
God said to never talk about MVSee Infinite...
November 4, 2025 at 5:03 AM
God said to never talk about MVSee Infinite...
Reposted by 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖑 𝕱𝖊𝖞 𝕿𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗
𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐊 !!!
𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐨 𝐮𝐳𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢 | 𝐧𝐨 𝐥𝐞𝐰𝐝 |
𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐲.
𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐨 𝐮𝐳𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢 | 𝐧𝐨 𝐥𝐞𝐰𝐝 |
𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐲.
September 29, 2025 at 1:01 PM
𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐊 !!!
𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐨 𝐮𝐳𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢 | 𝐧𝐨 𝐥𝐞𝐰𝐝 |
𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐲.
𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐨 𝐮𝐳𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢 | 𝐧𝐨 𝐥𝐞𝐰𝐝 |
𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐲.
“It’s the same person who threw a fit with the House of Mouse....“
“Who’s the new blonde ninja kid?”
October 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
“It’s the same person who threw a fit with the House of Mouse....“
“Yep... Me and Mystic Maya are running in his stead.“
“…
That’s the weirdest thing i’ve heard in a bit.
A shame.
Sucks that that happened to him. Least I got an ending though.”
That’s the weirdest thing i’ve heard in a bit.
A shame.
Sucks that that happened to him. Least I got an ending though.”
October 8, 2025 at 5:19 AM
“Yep... Me and Mystic Maya are running in his stead.“
“No. I’m taking over his place since a certain... mouse killed him off.“
“..
Is that god?”
Is that god?”
October 8, 2025 at 5:08 AM
“No. I’m taking over his place since a certain... mouse killed him off.“
“No. An offensive word to others like Rock, Mr. Nick.
The only time where the hard-c word is justified towards this Ay Eye thing?“
The only time where the hard-c word is justified towards this Ay Eye thing?“
". . . Capcom? What does this mean, Pearls?"
“Banning the hard-c word in God’s headquarters.“
October 8, 2025 at 5:02 AM
“No. An offensive word to others like Rock, Mr. Nick.
The only time where the hard-c word is justified towards this Ay Eye thing?“
The only time where the hard-c word is justified towards this Ay Eye thing?“
“Banning the hard-c word in God’s headquarters.“
October 8, 2025 at 4:57 AM
“Banning the hard-c word in God’s headquarters.“
“Oh....”
"That is almost exactly what happened to her. Much to my dismay."
“What is it?”
September 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
“Oh....”
“What is it?”
". . . I have terrible news."
“....God didn’t mean it literally for Ms. Ema. Right?”
September 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
“What is it?”
“....God didn’t mean it literally for Ms. Ema. Right?”
September 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
“....God didn’t mean it literally for Ms. Ema. Right?”
“Look at him go!”
September 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
“Look at him go!”
“It’s fine. God put me in charge to run in his stead when he died... So I’m doing him a favor to bring Rock’s titles back to modern times.”
…
Ok we can’t save every franchise..
Ok we can’t save every franchise..
“Ahem.”
September 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
“It’s fine. God put me in charge to run in his stead when he died... So I’m doing him a favor to bring Rock’s titles back to modern times.”