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Parker Dean
@parkerdeanwrites.bsky.social
he/him - donning now his gay apparel - Non-Fiction EIC of @sillygoosepress - Writer for the Evergreen Echo - professional cutie patootie
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Pretty sure our resident birder @parkerdeanwrites.bsky.social would agree this lil round bird is perfect 😍
Flashback Friday: Ruby-crowned kinglet, December 20th, 2022.

Don't think I ever posted this one—and if I did, I had about 200 followers here at the time.
August 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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let's flockin' go, geese!
June 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
True! As manager of the headshots, I can confirm all of our geese are beautiful and stunning!!! It’s probably a conspiracy tbh
@parkerdeanwrites.bsky.social and I (Lexi, hi) are finalizing all the things for the pride issue and simply are in awe of how hot beautiful gorgeous stunning our contributors are we are the luckiest geese in the world happy pride to us especially
June 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Support our new column, Trans* Talk by @parkerdeanwrites.bsky.social 🏳️‍⚧️ Parker discusses local trans issues to inform and engage the community, offering a platform for awareness. Trans* Talk shares personal stories, local policies, and events, emphasizing trans voices.
June 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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New Column Alert! 🚨

If you're in the Trans* community, take a break from doomscrolling and join Parker in sharing some local tips, moments, and wholesome posting with Trans* Talk.

@parkerdeanwrites.bsky.social

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Trans Talk: Welcome! — The Evergreen Echo
There’s too much to break down and others work tirelessly to update the community on a national scale, so I’ve shifted the focus of our column to advice, local news, and uplifting stories for Trans, N...
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May 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM
“Cost of living”? Oh you mean that thing that should be free? Oh you mean the thing that frankly shouldn’t ever be in the same sentence as money? You mean the thing that ought to be a fundamental right but instead exists behind a paywall? Right.
May 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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🪿🪿 HONK HONK 🪿🪿 sillygoosepress.beehiiv.com/subscribe
May 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I’m a simp. I’m tryna do this man’s dishes and buy him groceries and tuck him snuggly into bed. Doing too much? Don’t know the meaning of that.
April 7, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Nsfw but are dragons and werewolves real then? Because uhhhhhh yeah.
March 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I wrote about trans joy for this collection! So happy to be a part of an organization that cares about our voices 💛🫶
Despite everything enacted since January 20, we're still here. We're living, loving, and resisting. We will not be erased with tyranny or any other oppression. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Read from our queer & trans writers how they're fighting back the tide of hate.
#queerresistance
March 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Sorry to be MIA, geese, in addition to curating what is sure to be an all timer (SGP4) we also met ROYALTY this past week so! ya know! big time to be a goose 🪿✨🫶🏻
March 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Ok, this pitch from @parkerdeanwrites.bsky.social
was too wholesome and fun to pass up! In the spirit of @lastweektonight.com, we present:

(we're also nerding out about stunning birb 📸)

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Top 10 Candidates for PNW Bird of the Century — The Evergreen Echo
After John Oliver’s aggressive campaign for the Puteketeke to become New Zealand’s Bird of the Century, it seemed only right that I follow in his footsteps to elect my own Pacific Northwest Bird of th...
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January 31, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Twice a month, Parker presents works from local #authors and shares what he enjoys with you. 📚

This week: The Scent Keeper by Erica Bauermeister

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Parker’s Pages: The Scent Keeper — The Evergreen Echo
I desperately needed an escape this month and happily uncovered one of the most delightful fantasy novels I’ve ever read while scouring the local bookstore. The Scent Keeper by Erica Bauermeister crea...
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January 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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hoooonk joy as an act of defiance will be the MO round these parts! we love you! you matter! your words matter! hard to believe but incredibly true and you have to believe us bc geese don't lie! WRITE, WRITE, GOOSE!
January 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.
January 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Feels weird to honk about subs while SoCal is so on fire (especially since so much of the goose lore orbits this place), but we are open and your words do bring us joy and peace and wonder and most importantly hope ✨🫶🏻🪿
January 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Zooey’s work begins in the Montana legislature, as I fly back to DC to work on the national picture on transgender rights.

It’s going to be a tough 2-4 years but the next phase of the work begins now.

My DMs are always open. Let’s make sure they do nothing to lgbtq people in darkness.
January 7, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Silly Goose Press is run by some pretty cool Geese (more on that soon honkhonk) but mostly it’s run by Sir Goosington III! Here’s their resolutions. What are yours? We hope it includes submitting your work to SGP! Guidelines here: sillygoosepress.com/submissions 🪿🫶🏻✨
January 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I think this is true actually, I don’t know a single autistic person (me) who doesn’t fw Pluto hardcore
December 30, 2024 at 6:16 PM
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Merry happy everything and to all a goose night 🪿✨🎀🫶🏻 not a day goes by that we are not grateful for each and every one of you! Be warm and well, friends!
December 25, 2024 at 5:59 PM
What if we kissed… and it was crimbus… 👉👈
December 25, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Dad’s really fuck with emojis. They just love those guys. They go nuts for it.
December 23, 2024 at 8:36 PM
You ever write one line of poetry that’s so good, you just know you’ll be a best seller someday, but then uh… don’t write the rest of the poem…
December 23, 2024 at 8:35 PM
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December 13, 2024 at 10:36 PM