Amelia
@parkdalecryptid.bsky.social
they/them; artist ostensibly, hater for sure, probably looking at a heron somewhere
I’m so glad they invented Christmas for Terry Gillam’s Brazil (1985)
December 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I’m so glad they invented Christmas for Terry Gillam’s Brazil (1985)
My simplest surviving the complicated holidays tip is move to another country and get your garbage car impounded so any effort to travel is extremely expensive and involves a border crossing
December 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
My simplest surviving the complicated holidays tip is move to another country and get your garbage car impounded so any effort to travel is extremely expensive and involves a border crossing
Update: they should make a beginner blender tutorial for ppl who are good at things (me)
December 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Update: they should make a beginner blender tutorial for ppl who are good at things (me)
Profound eroticism of refilling aftermarket printer ink cartridges. There’s syringes, cracking open insides, whirring, drips, overriding proprietary tech, really has everything
December 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Profound eroticism of refilling aftermarket printer ink cartridges. There’s syringes, cracking open insides, whirring, drips, overriding proprietary tech, really has everything
Cool friends will have you grinding your teeth opening up the blender donut tutorial and hating that video has superseded written instructions
December 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Cool friends will have you grinding your teeth opening up the blender donut tutorial and hating that video has superseded written instructions
Anyone else rock hard over the ™ atomic clock in Colorado going down from a wind storm the day before the solstice
December 21, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Anyone else rock hard over the ™ atomic clock in Colorado going down from a wind storm the day before the solstice
But look at his cankles bruh my left leg has fully been twice the size of my right for a year at this point (a medical mystery that no healthcare professionals want to systemically address lmao) and I can fuck and suck with the best of them. Foul disability politics and it’s not even good cope!
December 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
But look at his cankles bruh my left leg has fully been twice the size of my right for a year at this point (a medical mystery that no healthcare professionals want to systemically address lmao) and I can fuck and suck with the best of them. Foul disability politics and it’s not even good cope!
Also the sheer cope to act like Trump being wobbly means we’ll all be saved in x number of days like he’s not mostly being puppeteered by fuckin Hegseth and Miller and a million more virile ghouls who are less likely to collapse into dust in a stiff breeze like
December 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Also the sheer cope to act like Trump being wobbly means we’ll all be saved in x number of days like he’s not mostly being puppeteered by fuckin Hegseth and Miller and a million more virile ghouls who are less likely to collapse into dust in a stiff breeze like
I’m so serious all of the Trump health™ posting is so fucking unserious lmao the man is old as dirt and he has an old man body and the implicit association between being physically unwell and being an unstable bloviating fascist is not fucking cute lmao and it’s ALWAYS THE LIBS
December 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I’m so serious all of the Trump health™ posting is so fucking unserious lmao the man is old as dirt and he has an old man body and the implicit association between being physically unwell and being an unstable bloviating fascist is not fucking cute lmao and it’s ALWAYS THE LIBS
Huge fan of being someone’s totally real love who’s totally real and just lives in Canada and also the Canadian version: having a totally real love she just lives in New York City
December 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Huge fan of being someone’s totally real love who’s totally real and just lives in Canada and also the Canadian version: having a totally real love she just lives in New York City
If you’re ever recording a prolonged voice memo do your best to keep the mic clear so you don’t end up with the marble hornets edit
December 17, 2025 at 5:08 AM
If you’re ever recording a prolonged voice memo do your best to keep the mic clear so you don’t end up with the marble hornets edit
Living the rich text
December 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Living the rich text
Beautiful women from NYC will make you banana bread while wearing lingerie
December 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Beautiful women from NYC will make you banana bread while wearing lingerie
Beautiful women from New York City flexing to a degree never before seen on planet earth
December 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Beautiful women from New York City flexing to a degree never before seen on planet earth
Every day I open Discord and unbidden Kieran Culkin mumbles ‘discord makes my dick hord’ and it’s only getting truer
December 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Every day I open Discord and unbidden Kieran Culkin mumbles ‘discord makes my dick hord’ and it’s only getting truer
Wishing a very redacted on our apartment’s laundry room shout out to the THREE BAGS OF SOPPING WET LAUNDRY THAT WILL BE LANGUISHING IN OUR BATHTUB OVERNIGHT because the dryers are 99% busted and the washer spin cycles barely work and the working dryers are being camped on til the room closes at 9
December 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Wishing a very redacted on our apartment’s laundry room shout out to the THREE BAGS OF SOPPING WET LAUNDRY THAT WILL BE LANGUISHING IN OUR BATHTUB OVERNIGHT because the dryers are 99% busted and the washer spin cycles barely work and the working dryers are being camped on til the room closes at 9
They Shoot Horses Don’t They strong contender in the sometimes old movies are good cadre. Best title drop of all time ever I’m ill
December 7, 2025 at 5:13 AM
They Shoot Horses Don’t They strong contender in the sometimes old movies are good cadre. Best title drop of all time ever I’m ill
Reposted by Amelia
Not to be gay on main but uh
December 6, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Not to be gay on main but uh
Reposted by Amelia
maybe you want all the songs I wrote for @skittzo.bsky.social's Monsters of Mican? Including Skittzo's own delightful cover of Jorts from Grögol Bonanza?
decimae.bandcamp.com/album/decima...
decimae.bandcamp.com/album/decima...
Decimae's Monsters of Mican, by Decimae
4 track album
decimae.bandcamp.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
maybe you want all the songs I wrote for @skittzo.bsky.social's Monsters of Mican? Including Skittzo's own delightful cover of Jorts from Grögol Bonanza?
decimae.bandcamp.com/album/decima...
decimae.bandcamp.com/album/decima...
The city should pay me $10,000 a day to chain smoke next to a pond and correct parents when they tell their kids an egret is ‘uhhhhh a stork’
December 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The city should pay me $10,000 a day to chain smoke next to a pond and correct parents when they tell their kids an egret is ‘uhhhhh a stork’
Manifesting a dream-logic surrealist erotic comic in the extended (still simmering) Drive All Night universe working title Nocturnal Emissions. Show of hands who wants goth and emotionally fraught T4T porn wetly rendered by yours truly
December 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Manifesting a dream-logic surrealist erotic comic in the extended (still simmering) Drive All Night universe working title Nocturnal Emissions. Show of hands who wants goth and emotionally fraught T4T porn wetly rendered by yours truly
Checking the bank account like fight club is reclaimable actually
December 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Checking the bank account like fight club is reclaimable actually
Beautiful women from New York City are pronouncing coffee with three syllables
November 30, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Beautiful women from New York City are pronouncing coffee with three syllables
