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Amelia
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they/them; artist ostensibly, hater for sure, probably looking at a heron somewhere
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November 9, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Use case for having a basic taste in music my friend died horribly about a year ago and on a walk tonight some dude outside a McDs was belting Red Hot Chili Peppers Otherside. Pour one out for Adrian and listen to Saintseneca so you can drunk yell when I die tragically the new album rips
November 9, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Saw a Japanese maple earlier that was the reddest thing I’ve ever seen in my human life. One of the world’s little miracles…
November 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Admin cutting airport capacity right before thanksgiving can’t believe somebody is finally interested in mitigating superspreader events
November 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Too bad Cheney didn’t die like four months ago the sheer production value of recent instalments really drives home the injustice of old age for war criminals
November 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Transhumanist as in
September 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Toronto, you will not taste victory until you sacrifice Drake
November 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Happy Halloween to beautiful women on the internet only
October 31, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Running into an esoteric onomatopoeia problem for the comic. How would you write a gasp and sigh via literal sounds? I refuse to write literal gasp and literal sigh next to our awesome tulpa
October 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Me: cute shit is hack shit the second I catch a wiff of uwu pandering all of my good will withers like a skunk on a salt flat
Silksong fleas:
Me: …except Silksong fleas.
October 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
ALBUM IVE BEEN WAITING SEVEN YEARS FOR DROPS TOMM LIMITED EDITION COLOUR VINYL BUT SHIPPING IS 40 GODDAMN CANADIAN DOLLARS WHY DID WE IMMIGRATE
October 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Prequel DLC print edition before the game is even real
what do they call it when you write fanfic about your OCs
October 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
YES
my first and only fanart:
October 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Did Justin Trudeau also have a fake bisexual era I’m trying to tally what they have in common beyond blackface and undue cultural goodwill in the 2010s
October 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
All that money to set a Pokémon is France and you can’t even give a snom a cigarette smdh
October 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Merry salmon run to all who celebrate who wants to see fish corpses
October 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Me: leather and fossils have me in a chokehold so I made it a pseudo costume Mae: I’m the fossils 😌
October 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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I told y'all... slutty lake fossil
October 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I need someone to hold me hostage til I cave and buy the two prong stitching iron I’ve needed for literal months. $10 for a tool and $10 for shipping just microwaves all of my will
October 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Real Tuesday of a Wednesday
October 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Heads up for TERF sticker (that was promptly disappeared after this photo) if you don’t want to see that shit but a really exemplary instance of eugenics here. Trans liberation and disabled liberation shaking hands forever.
October 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
My hungry ass could never work at an amethyst mine
October 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
They put columnar basalt in silksong for me specifically btw
October 19, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Every time I see a heinously drawn fat person I am dropping the Morpho PDF
October 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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October 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM