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parkdalecryptid.bsky.social
Amelia
@parkdalecryptid.bsky.social
they/them; artist ostensibly, hater for sure, probably looking at a heron somewhere
Who wants to see pics from today’s cold walk most photogenic chickadee poses for me w sumac snack
February 16, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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JOYCE MESSIER - “Of bodies of water and forest-covered surfaces, clusters of light where the cities lie. You've seen the montage, we all have -- this world is enough,” she concludes.

CONCEPTUALIZATION - It *must* be. This is the greatest and kindest arrangement the atoms had in them.
February 11, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Also if your only point of reference for fragrance is getting blasted into next week by Axe or bath and body works there are so many esoteric perfume houses that will have you smelling like a whole vibe. The world is larger than just adolescent musk and sugar cookie vanilla sparkle
February 11, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Cannot recommend enough trying perfume samples for gender reasons smell is an underrated means of euphoria… spend $3 today…
February 11, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Boomers are right about ellipses I love trailing off
February 11, 2026 at 12:16 AM
I love my simp wife @suswave.bsky.social
February 10, 2026 at 12:54 AM
📢 IT’S NOT INCLUSIVE IF THEY’RE ALL THIN 📢
February 9, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Your average self identified inclusive artist cannot conceptualize a fat person. Bonus points if they’re queer
February 9, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Humiliating to think of yourself as a person who doesn’t watch movies ™ realizing you watch a lot of movies
February 8, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Diversity win asshole leaving pickle chip residue on game controller that makes your wife go I am wiping this off immediately is not a man
February 5, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Spent most of the day meditatively scraping the flesh side of leather to thin it feeling deeply attuned to the grand arc of time… I’m not knapping flint and have a very sexy knife instead but goddamn for an afternoon a person thousands of years ago and I had something in common isn’t that reassuring
February 5, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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Got some incredible prints from @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social (after a short bureaucratic fight with a post cop)

These are getting framed and walled 🙂‍↕️
February 3, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Lotta ppl trying for body positivity when they can’t even manage body neutrality. Next extra medium poster rolling up with GIRLS who have a SINGLE ABDOMINAL FOLD when they DELIBERATELY BEND OVER deserve LOVE TOO owes me $70 or needs to get fat immediately
February 3, 2026 at 12:29 AM
ICE resistance everywhere but especially in the twin cities is anarchism in action btw and it is built on the organizing and principles of Black Lives Matter and AIM work. Government wants to disappear your community and Dems twiddling their thumbs? Do it without them.
February 3, 2026 at 12:11 AM
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"The leaderless character of the resistance to ICE in Minnesota is precisely what has made it effective. The everyday anarchism of the Minneapolis revolution is its greatest strength."

Amazing report from @crimethinc.com on the recent general strike in #Minneapolis. crimethinc.com/2026/02/01/c...
February 2, 2026 at 6:29 AM
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it is both liberating and terrifying to be secure in the knowledge that transgender people are literally the divine force of good against evil on the game board of human history
February 1, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Literally nothing better on planet earth than a specific tool I’m going to be riding the high of this new (leather) skiver for WEEKS
February 2, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Decompress from the horrors of navigating software by drawing flesh. This is universal advice
January 28, 2026 at 11:33 PM
God forbid a multitalented bitch want to extrude an SVG in Blender for printing purposes. Heaven for-fucking-fend
January 28, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Extra shout out to Adobe Fresco for being like ooo we have vector brushes and then REFUSING TO EXPORT AS A VECTOR WHY WOULD YOU EVER WANT A VECTOR BRUSH IF YOU WEREN’T EXPORTING AS A VECTOR
January 28, 2026 at 9:11 PM
I FUCKING HATE VECTORS THINGS SHOULD BE THE SIZE THEY ARE I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOUUUUUU and why don’t you WORK
January 28, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Desperately seeking photos of cool rocks you’ve (yes you) have found where you live. Enrichment for my enclosure. Will trade pics of fossils and agates I’ve found honestly and also amethyst and sodalite that were from pick through a mine pile type situations
January 27, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Anyway wearing a mask is cool and sexy because a) I have no choice b) I live in the world as it actually exists and not the world that benefits only shareholders c) I care about other people’s well-being and d) it’s very cool and sexy to stymy the surveillance state in a simple and elegant way
January 24, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Immunocompromised ppl watching everyone uncritically say that ICE is MASKED (they’re covering their faces, important distinction) while masking is increasingly interpersonally and systemically characterized as SUSPECT and DEVIOUS and is *being literally outlawed* like
January 24, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Tim Walz and Jacob Frey going to call their elected representatives finding out they *are* the elected representatives like oh jeez fellas we’re all outta ideas
January 24, 2026 at 6:48 PM