Chad Manzer (he/him/his)
parityodd.net
Chad Manzer (he/him/his)
@parityodd.net
I make things work, physical and electronic | Product Manager simplifying the lives of Intune, AVD, Win365 admins and furthering your cloud adoption. Occasional political shit poster untill we get a functional adult as president.
If you ‘have no idea’ why you had the MRI, that’s why you had the MRI.
December 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
"biggest and best award, not even Obama has this award"..
December 3, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Sleepy Donnie 'tiny hands' tRump
This has gone viral, I'll add the perfect clip. I mean this is objectively funny.

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Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Reposted by Chad Manzer (he/him/his)
RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".

Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
When he asked for a screwdriver, that’s not what he meant.
December 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I'm thankful that President Obama got to Osama bin Laden before Trump could host a friendly banquet for him at the White House.
November 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Absolutely brilliant website to browse Epstein's emails in a Google like UI
jmail.world
Jmail, logged in as jeevacation@gmail.com
You are logged into jeevacation@gmail.com, Jeffrey Epstein's email. Sourced from the November 2025 House Oversight Committee data release.
jmail.world
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
BREAKING: On the delivery date for the Trump phone, Trump sent a staggering number of golden MAGA phones out to patriots who paid $499.
That staggering number is zero. 🫡

I guess it was sent to the same address as my DOEG check for $5,000.
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
After it turned out that about 2/3 of Twitter's MAGA and far-right accounts are based in Russia, Nigeria, India, Bangladesh and other non-Americas, Musk has now SHUT DOWN the location feature.
November 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Then tRump says "Nobody changes a light bulb better than me."
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Whether it’s Barack Obama wearing a tan suit, or Donald Trump appearing 1, 700 times in Jeffrey Epstein‘s emails, both presidents have made highly controversial appearances.
November 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!”
--Megyn R. Kelly

“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
November 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Trump being the first LGBTQ President was not on my bingo card
November 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I'm starting to think my $5000 DOGE check may not be coming.
November 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Republicans are so upset you’d think NYC elected a rapist with 34 felonies or something
November 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I also just got a memo about an inclusivity workshop and I was the only one who showed up.
November 1, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Uh, oh. Someone might not be able to spot the elephant anymore.
October 31, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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October 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
By weight or volume?
We got 99 problems and Trump is 98 of them.
October 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Well, he can get the elephant correct 3 out of 10 tries. But he’s the BEST at it … EVER! No one else has ever identified an elephant as well as he has. It’s a gift.
October 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
So just normal fascist.
October 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Goes great on blowfish sandwiches
October 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Reposted by Chad Manzer (he/him/his)
Narrator: If you could end world hunger but you have to quit coffee would you do it?
Me: ………..
Narrator: ……….
Me: ……….
Narrator: I’ll come back to that question
October 19, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Dwight! You have to marginalize the guerillas! Cut them off from the population base! Make compliance more appealing than resistance!
October 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
October 17, 2025 at 4:21 AM