Paris
@paristhered.bsky.social
Transexual Communist
Fix your hearts or die.
Fix your hearts or die.
Who does your favourite cover of Hallelujah? Jeff annoys me and Rufus ruins the rhyme scheme.
January 21, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Who does your favourite cover of Hallelujah? Jeff annoys me and Rufus ruins the rhyme scheme.
"I know a thing or two about good boys. Why don't you try sticking your thumbs in THESE holes?"
Adventure Time sounds so ridiculously horny, out of context.
Adventure Time sounds so ridiculously horny, out of context.
January 21, 2026 at 3:14 PM
"I know a thing or two about good boys. Why don't you try sticking your thumbs in THESE holes?"
Adventure Time sounds so ridiculously horny, out of context.
Adventure Time sounds so ridiculously horny, out of context.
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Community is *not* built on liking each other. It's built on acknowledged impact on each other and, thus, obligation to each other.
Expecting someone to be your friend or be *nice* to you before you'll help them, show up with them, or work with them is part of the problem.
Expecting someone to be your friend or be *nice* to you before you'll help them, show up with them, or work with them is part of the problem.
January 11, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Community is *not* built on liking each other. It's built on acknowledged impact on each other and, thus, obligation to each other.
Expecting someone to be your friend or be *nice* to you before you'll help them, show up with them, or work with them is part of the problem.
Expecting someone to be your friend or be *nice* to you before you'll help them, show up with them, or work with them is part of the problem.
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I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
January 16, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
Ever day I wake up and I take my stupid Esther gins and my stupid am fetter means and go on about my stupid little day...
January 14, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Ever day I wake up and I take my stupid Esther gins and my stupid am fetter means and go on about my stupid little day...
I wish I had enough money to pay Patrick Stump to hang out with me and read Patrick Star lines.
January 11, 2026 at 4:06 PM
I wish I had enough money to pay Patrick Stump to hang out with me and read Patrick Star lines.
Can I come over and stare at you like this without speaking?
January 11, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Can I come over and stare at you like this without speaking?
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Jesus this is good.
January 11, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Jesus this is good.
Enterprise is probably my least favorite Star Trek series, but Trip and T'pol is the best romance in all of Star Trek.
January 11, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Enterprise is probably my least favorite Star Trek series, but Trip and T'pol is the best romance in all of Star Trek.
This is my new favourite insult. This is the best one I've ever got.
January 11, 2026 at 3:06 AM
This is my new favourite insult. This is the best one I've ever got.
Hope this outfit is warm enough...
January 10, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Hope this outfit is warm enough...
In the same way that Hurt is a Johnny Cash song, Dead Flowers is a Townes Van Zandt song.
January 10, 2026 at 4:42 PM
In the same way that Hurt is a Johnny Cash song, Dead Flowers is a Townes Van Zandt song.
Force feeding myself a "safe food", because it's not "safe" today, but I have to eat something...
January 10, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Force feeding myself a "safe food", because it's not "safe" today, but I have to eat something...
I feel like shit. Tell me I'm pretty anyways.
January 10, 2026 at 2:57 PM
I feel like shit. Tell me I'm pretty anyways.
John Lydon isn't real. Malcolm McLaren made him up on a coke binge in Chelsea, in 1973.
January 9, 2026 at 4:15 PM
John Lydon isn't real. Malcolm McLaren made him up on a coke binge in Chelsea, in 1973.
I went outside. I didn't even talk to anyone. I still feel like I'm gonna puke.
January 7, 2026 at 7:26 PM
I went outside. I didn't even talk to anyone. I still feel like I'm gonna puke.
I have to pee, but there's a cat sleeping in my lap.
January 6, 2026 at 11:43 PM
I have to pee, but there's a cat sleeping in my lap.
Me: 👉🏻👈🏻🥺
Him: "Yes, I'll set up dabs."
Him: "Yes, I'll set up dabs."
January 6, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Me: 👉🏻👈🏻🥺
Him: "Yes, I'll set up dabs."
Him: "Yes, I'll set up dabs."
Being your partner's type is such an exquisite joy.
January 5, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Being your partner's type is such an exquisite joy.
Me: "Karen is by far the sexiest character on SpongeBob."
Him: "The robot??"
Him: "The robot??"
January 5, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Me: "Karen is by far the sexiest character on SpongeBob."
Him: "The robot??"
Him: "The robot??"
I heard, some time ago, that most of Gen Z tends to interpret ellipses as anger or frustration. Which struck me as odd, because most of the time I'm using an ellipsis, it's to try and indicate shame or hesitation.
January 5, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I heard, some time ago, that most of Gen Z tends to interpret ellipses as anger or frustration. Which struck me as odd, because most of the time I'm using an ellipsis, it's to try and indicate shame or hesitation.
When I tell you to have a good day, or whatever such thing, it's not a command. It's a wish. You don't have to tell me you'll try, I'm not telling you to try to have a good day. I'm trying to WILL your good day into existence.
January 5, 2026 at 6:32 PM
When I tell you to have a good day, or whatever such thing, it's not a command. It's a wish. You don't have to tell me you'll try, I'm not telling you to try to have a good day. I'm trying to WILL your good day into existence.
So depressed about not being able to do things that it's preventing me from doing things when I can.
January 4, 2026 at 7:59 PM
So depressed about not being able to do things that it's preventing me from doing things when I can.
I'm having a serious mental breakdown today, but at least I can mostly walk today. 🫠
January 4, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I'm having a serious mental breakdown today, but at least I can mostly walk today. 🫠