Kymberly
@parenthetically.bsky.social
Phoenix marketing professional, book and corgi lover, still trying to nail the perfect pie crust.
Smile 2 is a good representation of how isolating fame seems to be to me. Although I do think this woman would at least have a housekeeper around…
December 16, 2024 at 4:51 AM
Smile 2 is a good representation of how isolating fame seems to be to me. Although I do think this woman would at least have a housekeeper around…
Blessed by a Home Depot cat sighting.
December 15, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Blessed by a Home Depot cat sighting.
“Chicken jumps heavily onto the bed and staggers over to fall into the crack between us, lies flatly on his back like a dead purring walrus.”
This is my favorite description of a cat in a book, ever. (It’s from Sandwich by Catherine Newman.)
This is my favorite description of a cat in a book, ever. (It’s from Sandwich by Catherine Newman.)
December 7, 2024 at 4:02 AM
“Chicken jumps heavily onto the bed and staggers over to fall into the crack between us, lies flatly on his back like a dead purring walrus.”
This is my favorite description of a cat in a book, ever. (It’s from Sandwich by Catherine Newman.)
This is my favorite description of a cat in a book, ever. (It’s from Sandwich by Catherine Newman.)
I appreciate Shrinking for having near-30 Rock levels of jokes per episode.
December 5, 2024 at 1:25 AM
I appreciate Shrinking for having near-30 Rock levels of jokes per episode.
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This is Rex. He's happy to be reunited with all of his toys after spending a few days apart. Please give them some privacy. 12/10
December 4, 2024 at 10:59 PM
This is Rex. He's happy to be reunited with all of his toys after spending a few days apart. Please give them some privacy. 12/10
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I don’t want to force anybody into anything, but it’s a great time for Jason Segel to release a full length puppet-led vampire musical.
December 1, 2024 at 12:51 AM
I don’t want to force anybody into anything, but it’s a great time for Jason Segel to release a full length puppet-led vampire musical.
Very frustrating that the Lisa of Lisa Frankenstein uses a crimper on her hair and then doesn’t end up with crimped hair.
November 24, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Very frustrating that the Lisa of Lisa Frankenstein uses a crimper on her hair and then doesn’t end up with crimped hair.
I will never get over how the MASONS made their secret staircase outside of their treasure room out of WOOD in National Treasure. The idea of an invisible treasure map on the back of the Declaration of Independence is nothing compared to that ridiculousness.
November 24, 2024 at 7:16 PM
I will never get over how the MASONS made their secret staircase outside of their treasure room out of WOOD in National Treasure. The idea of an invisible treasure map on the back of the Declaration of Independence is nothing compared to that ridiculousness.
The fact that Threads puts little teaser posts with a more link on Instagram but trying to read the full post directs you to download the app is the reason I will never use Threads.
November 24, 2024 at 2:49 AM
The fact that Threads puts little teaser posts with a more link on Instagram but trying to read the full post directs you to download the app is the reason I will never use Threads.
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The usual suspects are out there yelling "There are 23 million government workers! Fire most of them!" No awareness that most work for local governments, and most of *them* are schoolteachers. Federal employment hasn't grown since the 1950s
November 23, 2024 at 2:06 PM
The usual suspects are out there yelling "There are 23 million government workers! Fire most of them!" No awareness that most work for local governments, and most of *them* are schoolteachers. Federal employment hasn't grown since the 1950s
Why is my new favorite restaurant the Cambodian place that takes 45 minutes to get you your food, only accepts cash, has a postcard sized parking lot, and is closed more often than not?
November 23, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Why is my new favorite restaurant the Cambodian place that takes 45 minutes to get you your food, only accepts cash, has a postcard sized parking lot, and is closed more often than not?
I can’t tell if I have accidentally trained the app to show me people talking about video games (only way I could care less was if they were talking about football) or if people talking about video games is inescapable?
(This post is a mistake. Now I will be shown video game AND football content.)
(This post is a mistake. Now I will be shown video game AND football content.)
November 22, 2024 at 4:27 AM
I can’t tell if I have accidentally trained the app to show me people talking about video games (only way I could care less was if they were talking about football) or if people talking about video games is inescapable?
(This post is a mistake. Now I will be shown video game AND football content.)
(This post is a mistake. Now I will be shown video game AND football content.)
We’re doing a turkey recipe this year that involves lots of butter and cheesecloth. I grabbed a pack of cheesecloth at the store and my mom asked if it’d be enough to cover the bird... I think we’re good.
November 18, 2024 at 2:39 AM
We’re doing a turkey recipe this year that involves lots of butter and cheesecloth. I grabbed a pack of cheesecloth at the store and my mom asked if it’d be enough to cover the bird... I think we’re good.
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Ok, but have you tried eating bread about it?
November 17, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Ok, but have you tried eating bread about it?
It’s like driving a McMansion.
Is it just me or does everyone immediately dislike any cyber truck on the road and its driver
November 17, 2024 at 3:55 AM
It’s like driving a McMansion.
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I keep watering them, but these Rottweiler seeds just aren’t growing…
November 16, 2024 at 3:16 PM
I keep watering them, but these Rottweiler seeds just aren’t growing…
You’re supposed to be happy about the ending of The Family Man, but all I can think of is the next day’s headlines after Jack bails on a multibillion dollar deal.
November 17, 2024 at 1:18 AM
You’re supposed to be happy about the ending of The Family Man, but all I can think of is the next day’s headlines after Jack bails on a multibillion dollar deal.
Looks like people forgot that Netflix has biffed every live event they’ve done.
November 16, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Looks like people forgot that Netflix has biffed every live event they’ve done.
I got my covid booster and flu shot today, post-RFK Jr. news. I managed to not tell the nurses, “Hope we get to do this again next year!” but I was sure thinking it. 😬
November 15, 2024 at 5:12 AM
I got my covid booster and flu shot today, post-RFK Jr. news. I managed to not tell the nurses, “Hope we get to do this again next year!” but I was sure thinking it. 😬
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there are people out here criticizing the john krasinski pick for sexiest man alive like the magazine didn't pick BLAKE SHELTON that one time
November 13, 2024 at 5:36 AM
there are people out here criticizing the john krasinski pick for sexiest man alive like the magazine didn't pick BLAKE SHELTON that one time
It’s no wonder no one bothers to read the terms and conditions for anything because, once you read them, you’re like… why would anyone ever agree to this… but not agreeing means you can’t, like, use or do anything. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 12, 2024 at 12:10 AM
It’s no wonder no one bothers to read the terms and conditions for anything because, once you read them, you’re like… why would anyone ever agree to this… but not agreeing means you can’t, like, use or do anything. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯