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I have 1 phone - Kevin Gate
October 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I have 1 phone - Kevin Gate
Oomf shared literally the worst poem I’ve ever read on ig stories
September 28, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Oomf shared literally the worst poem I’ve ever read on ig stories
Starting to understand why so many of my sisters take their death into their own hands
September 19, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Starting to understand why so many of my sisters take their death into their own hands
if my coworker who’s gay & cute left a sticky note on the door complimenting a dress i wore last week does that mean i officially have a work wife?
September 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
if my coworker who’s gay & cute left a sticky note on the door complimenting a dress i wore last week does that mean i officially have a work wife?
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It happened to me: one of the first ever “cis men” to flirt with me much earlier in my transition came out as a girl
August 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
It happened to me: one of the first ever “cis men” to flirt with me much earlier in my transition came out as a girl
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Decided to take a few minutes to save myself a few hours. No more sitting in the car holding up orders so that I can write out the same text 30 times a day.
August 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Decided to take a few minutes to save myself a few hours. No more sitting in the car holding up orders so that I can write out the same text 30 times a day.
Will Chloe move to The Bay Area by 2030 place ur bets now & lock them in!!!!!!!!
August 10, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Will Chloe move to The Bay Area by 2030 place ur bets now & lock them in!!!!!!!!
Yknow, hate to hand it to him, but I think it’s kinda fab that the richest & maybe the most evil man in the world is a ketamine addict. Imaging Musk just kundled DOWN in the back of a waymo is sooo funny to me
August 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Yknow, hate to hand it to him, but I think it’s kinda fab that the richest & maybe the most evil man in the world is a ketamine addict. Imaging Musk just kundled DOWN in the back of a waymo is sooo funny to me
Most unserious part of the bay area is when people will say “we’re gonna get some real heat today!” and the heat in question is 73 & sunny with a gentle breeze
August 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Most unserious part of the bay area is when people will say “we’re gonna get some real heat today!” and the heat in question is 73 & sunny with a gentle breeze
Oomf changed his DJ name from something reallllly cool to something reallllly boring
August 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Oomf changed his DJ name from something reallllly cool to something reallllly boring
Everyone organizing trans relocation events in PDX had better be giving 100% of their funds raised to QTBIPOC no shade
August 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Everyone organizing trans relocation events in PDX had better be giving 100% of their funds raised to QTBIPOC no shade
Last night at & after the club i was feeling kinda insecure & undesirable but then when I got home I remembered that i kissed four separate ppl across the span of the whole day lol
August 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Last night at & after the club i was feeling kinda insecure & undesirable but then when I got home I remembered that i kissed four separate ppl across the span of the whole day lol
Funny situation I have found myself in as a gay person multiple times now is “approached by a stunningly hot non binary who you want to make a pass at but then in conversation they mention being a hair stylist so you instead decide to change routes & seek out their service + talent instead.”
July 31, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Funny situation I have found myself in as a gay person multiple times now is “approached by a stunningly hot non binary who you want to make a pass at but then in conversation they mention being a hair stylist so you instead decide to change routes & seek out their service + talent instead.”
Music gc is has been popping off all day talking about clipse & coldplay like it’s 2002
July 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Music gc is has been popping off all day talking about clipse & coldplay like it’s 2002
Still kinda gagged that my mother had the gall to suggest her trans daughter & her son’s trans boyfriend try to attend THE catholic mass with THE pope ar THE VATICAN on Christmas eve
July 17, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Still kinda gagged that my mother had the gall to suggest her trans daughter & her son’s trans boyfriend try to attend THE catholic mass with THE pope ar THE VATICAN on Christmas eve
Cis lady walked up to me & my trans friend on the dancefloor last Fri, grabbed his shoulder looked us in the eyes & said “I NEED you to know that YOU are allowed to take up THE MOST SPACE…” but by the time those words left her mouth I was halfway across the club looking for a place to sit & do bumps
July 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Cis lady walked up to me & my trans friend on the dancefloor last Fri, grabbed his shoulder looked us in the eyes & said “I NEED you to know that YOU are allowed to take up THE MOST SPACE…” but by the time those words left her mouth I was halfway across the club looking for a place to sit & do bumps
I LOVE MY APARTMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I LOVE MY APARTMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reaching levels of unsupervised during work hours never seen before
July 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Reaching levels of unsupervised during work hours never seen before
Oomf just met the costco guys???
July 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Oomf just met the costco guys???
Breeders are insane. Like sure let’s just bring THREE strollers with THREE different babies onto a crowded bus at rush hour. Surely there will be room for that!!!!
July 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Breeders are insane. Like sure let’s just bring THREE strollers with THREE different babies onto a crowded bus at rush hour. Surely there will be room for that!!!!
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I'm gonna shine out in the wild silence
July 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I'm gonna shine out in the wild silence
Would you still love me if i drank the GleebleNorp Juice for breakfast?
July 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Would you still love me if i drank the GleebleNorp Juice for breakfast?
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They’re presenting me with a medal tomorrow . . . A Medal of Honor . . . A Medal of sucking Honor shit crazy style !!!!!!
July 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
They’re presenting me with a medal tomorrow . . . A Medal of Honor . . . A Medal of sucking Honor shit crazy style !!!!!!