This was me with my sister as a kid, except instead of smugness I had a look of genuine confusion when saying “Im not doing anything!”
January 8, 2026 at 6:48 PM
This was me with my sister as a kid, except instead of smugness I had a look of genuine confusion when saying “Im not doing anything!”
Im gonna attempt to read 25+ books this year
January 7, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Im gonna attempt to read 25+ books this year
Forgo marijuana. Smoke dill weed
January 3, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Forgo marijuana. Smoke dill weed
People may accuse me of being annoyingly positive but frankly I still think that’s far better than being annoyingly negative
December 3, 2025 at 8:12 AM
People may accuse me of being annoyingly positive but frankly I still think that’s far better than being annoyingly negative
A friend and I have gotten into the habit of calling each other every night to read a recipe at each other. At the same time. I love goofy bits with my friends
November 14, 2025 at 7:08 AM
A friend and I have gotten into the habit of calling each other every night to read a recipe at each other. At the same time. I love goofy bits with my friends
This is a PSA for all the people like me who don’t think they’re a good person for X reason: you don’t NEED to be a perfect person. You can make mistakes, mess up, and do/say shitty things. The important thing is keeping an open mind, and being willing to apologize and change when you do sucky stuff
November 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
This is a PSA for all the people like me who don’t think they’re a good person for X reason: you don’t NEED to be a perfect person. You can make mistakes, mess up, and do/say shitty things. The important thing is keeping an open mind, and being willing to apologize and change when you do sucky stuff
I bought spirit island game on steam so that I can find people to play with using quick play. No one uses quick play. I cry
November 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I bought spirit island game on steam so that I can find people to play with using quick play. No one uses quick play. I cry
books books reading books
October 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
books books reading books
The best part of taking a step back from hobby communities is it’s easier to distance yourself from the hobby drama
October 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
The best part of taking a step back from hobby communities is it’s easier to distance yourself from the hobby drama
I hope yall are having a wonderful day, because I certainly am right now
October 9, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I hope yall are having a wonderful day, because I certainly am right now
It’s my birthday. Worship me.
September 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
It’s my birthday. Worship me.
I really wish @dropout.tv would post the recipes used on the gastronaut show
September 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I really wish @dropout.tv would post the recipes used on the gastronaut show
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I hate how this post comes back and goes viral every couple months when it's such obvious misinformation. Like if your voicemail is still working, you can call 911.
August 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I hate how this post comes back and goes viral every couple months when it's such obvious misinformation. Like if your voicemail is still working, you can call 911.
@misslapis.bsky.social I AM SHOUTING AT YOU. Do you wanna form a cult with me
July 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
@misslapis.bsky.social I AM SHOUTING AT YOU. Do you wanna form a cult with me
God it’s fucked up how Ive been dragged into the stupid horse game AND IM ACTUALLY HAVING FUN
July 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
God it’s fucked up how Ive been dragged into the stupid horse game AND IM ACTUALLY HAVING FUN
Bad news everyone. Ive been diagnosed with bigbuttitis. Please pray for me on my healing journey
July 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Bad news everyone. Ive been diagnosed with bigbuttitis. Please pray for me on my healing journey
Submitting my 2 week notice today!
July 7, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Submitting my 2 week notice today!
Me: Wow these cooking show contestants are doing terribly
Also me: Messed up making mashed potatoes today
Also me: Messed up making mashed potatoes today
June 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Me: Wow these cooking show contestants are doing terribly
Also me: Messed up making mashed potatoes today
Also me: Messed up making mashed potatoes today
I’m mad. I’m watching a cooking competition where the judges are doing a blind taste test where they don’t see the dishes. AND THE CONTESTANTS ARE MAKING DISHES WHERE PRESENTATION IS A KEY PART OF THE DISH! THAT THE JUDGES WONT SEE! screaming
June 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I’m mad. I’m watching a cooking competition where the judges are doing a blind taste test where they don’t see the dishes. AND THE CONTESTANTS ARE MAKING DISHES WHERE PRESENTATION IS A KEY PART OF THE DISH! THAT THE JUDGES WONT SEE! screaming
I think there needs to be a version of “Hellfire” from Hunchback of Notre Dame but Frollo sings about the temptations of cheese instead of Esmerelda. And I’d be Frollo in this version.
June 17, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I think there needs to be a version of “Hellfire” from Hunchback of Notre Dame but Frollo sings about the temptations of cheese instead of Esmerelda. And I’d be Frollo in this version.
I love soup so much
June 9, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I love soup so much
I think that life would be better if all bathroom stalls were installed with a “That was easy” button
June 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I think that life would be better if all bathroom stalls were installed with a “That was easy” button
I think ears and nostrils should have tongues. Without tastebuds, of course. I just think our lives would be heightened by every orifice having a controllable muscle
May 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I think ears and nostrils should have tongues. Without tastebuds, of course. I just think our lives would be heightened by every orifice having a controllable muscle
Hello people of Bluesky I hope you’re having a wonderful day
May 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Hello people of Bluesky I hope you’re having a wonderful day