ParadoxTheHybrid θ∆
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paradoxthehybrid.bsky.social
ParadoxTheHybrid θ∆
@paradoxthehybrid.bsky.social
NSFW // 18+
35, Queer intersectional hyperpunk emotional support green yeen dog-thing
Stage crew by day, bass slut by night uwu
Plural Therian system
Living content sheet of the DSM-5

https://linktr.ee/paradoxthehybrid

it/they/she
Reposted by ParadoxTheHybrid θ∆
so @katiedoesthings.bsky.social says one of my chores for tonight is to demonstrate this doorstop butt plug she made… but i get to pick n choose when to post it.

been a few days since i had a tip goal set… and i need to run errands this week.

$0/50 household needs
allmylinks.com/anarchadykeism 💜✨.
December 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:

Black Sabbath
Machine Girl/Femtanyl
The Living Tombstone
Escuela Grind
Subtronics
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to

Florence + The Machine
AJJ
Against Me!
Tigers Jaw
PUP
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:

The Cure
Bad Religion
They Might Be Giants
The Cruxshadows
The Descendents
November 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
What flavor is your OC?

The taste that you get when licking a 9v battery
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
My coworkers have started getting used refering to me as "it" 🥰
November 22, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Nothing like a cuddle puddle after injecting the girl juice
November 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Being horny and I want to fuck myself so much vs existing is pain rn and I really should just go to bed

And between that I'm just sitting on the couch doomscrolling X.x
November 14, 2025 at 8:00 AM
So tired it hurts to exist, but I made it home safely
November 14, 2025 at 6:54 AM
As much as I'd like to be taken as a softie uwu cutie, some people are genuinely terrified of me and I can't say I dislike it
November 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
It finally happened. After so much training, I finally knotted my bigger toy owo

*happy slut sounds*
November 12, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I'm glad I was personally requested for this gig, but also worried that the gig will take the extent of my skills lol
November 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Just pupin around with a few coworkers on free-play night :3

Hit a #1 highscore on Target Terror and I wasn't really trying x3

Damn I suck at Pinball tho xD
November 3, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Soooo, seems I've got a date coming up with a new puppy at an antifa black metal show owo ^.^

*excited noises*

does feel weird after being monog for the last 2 years heh
October 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I miss having time to be a slut fr x.x
The grind never stops x3
October 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
The trip was fun, but it's nice to be back home
October 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Not even 24h back from a 2.5 weeks trip in France and already on that grind UwU

Feeling motivated, this trip was nice to break habits

Will post pics when i have some free time to sort through them x3

Got some really pretty pics in cimetière Père-Lachaise on a lesbian walk and picnic with wifey :3
October 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
At my SIL's bday, my MIL said something along the lines of -taking a pic while its just us girls here- while my BILs were smoking, and it touched me :3

It's weird having a supportive family tho ngl
October 13, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Just a punk bitch in it's element ^.^
October 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The disappointment of pressing Volume Up but the driver is already maxed out. I need the beat injected in my soul.
October 4, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Fackin heck. Not smoking weed is bringing back dreams and I'm not used to it lmao. I usually very rarely dream but last night it was dream within a dream type shit, am I even awake now? O.o
October 2, 2025 at 9:57 AM
I've been described by a coworker as sassy and petty, and i mean, he's not wrong lmao
September 27, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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wanna lightly fry my brain w drugs and be someone's toy :3
September 27, 2025 at 6:15 AM
*me talking about my schedule*

Coworker, with a look of horror: you are built different o.O
September 22, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I'm tired y'all, starting to regret filling my schedule so much lol
September 19, 2025 at 12:55 PM
When the boom lift decides to give alarms and stop moving, but starts moving again after i get out of it.... fine i get the message. Rude.
September 14, 2025 at 8:45 AM
2 steppin in combat boots because dancing in a hot environment with a leather hood still isn't enough x3
September 14, 2025 at 8:35 AM