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Having moved most of my money into ketchup futures two days ago seems to have insured my retirement is funded.
a man is sitting at a table holding a bottle of ketchup .
ALT: a man is sitting at a table holding a bottle of ketchup .
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November 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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April 3, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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U.S. Food Banks Struggle Under Funding Cuts
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April 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Faux news knows
April 2, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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The Trump Tariffs are raising costs and making life less affordable.

This is not liberation day.

It’s recession day in America.
April 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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The Economist: “Donald Trump has committed the most profound, harmful, and unnecessary economic error in the modern era. Almost everything he said—on history, economics and the technicalities of trade—was utterly deluded”
April 3, 2025 at 1:35 PM
With price increases the Mump trade war is bringing and the plummeting Mump market shrinking my retirement portfolio, will I need to go back to work? I'm sure there are enough jobs for all the laid off federal workers and seniors in the same situation. We can pick lettuce and stuff like that.
April 3, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I will now be charging more for my posts, due to tariffs.
April 3, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Stephen Colbert: Some Americans who voted for Trump now suffer buyers’ remorse...

“Kinda hard to feel a lot of sympathy for them. They ordered the turd soup, and then said, 'Waiter, there’s turds in my soup.’

Then they came back four years later and asked, ‘Y’all still have that turd soup?’”
March 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Poll Finds Most Americans Would Swap Democracy For $100 Best Buy Gift Card
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March 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Disgusting in every way
March 1, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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March 1, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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February 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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February 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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here's what's planned for the future...
February 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Thanks to @emptywheel.bsky.social for great fact check compiling of 19 DOGE errors and failures over 28 days...

www.emptywheel.net/portfolio-it...
DOGE Debunking - emptywheel
Running Xitter threads from Momentum Chaser January 30: Fact Check: No evidence US spent $50 million on condoms for Gaza January 30: FACT FOCUS: No evidence that $50 million was designated by the US t...
www.emptywheel.net
February 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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February 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Few members have formal Washington experience. Many are software engineers. All seem to have a clear mandate: Shrink and disrupt the federal government. Here are 45 people within the so-called Department of Government Efficiency, a group formed by Elon Musk. nyti.ms/4hVe9uh
February 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Well Marco, you are quickly quite the embarrassment. Shame. You're just a suck up to Prez Mump, another slimeball who will do anything for a little power. Remember this day.
February 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Pass it on.
#StandWithUkraine
February 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Some federal employees who accepted Trump’s buyout offer are now being notified that their buyout has been denied, and they are being terminated instead.
February 16, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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The extreme MAGA Republican budget will close hospitals, shut down nursing homes and deprive children of healthcare.

There are 215 Democrats in the House who actually want to love and cherish Medicaid, not destroy it.

We only need three House Republicans to join us.
February 16, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Elon—the richest man on Earth—is gutting the world’s largest provider of food aid. He could end world hunger single-handedly and still be the richest man alive. But he won’t.

Instead, he spent 40 million on Super Bowl ads attacking USAID!

Stand with USAID: share this counter-ad…
February 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Ron Howard FTW 🎯
February 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM