PARADISE PARASITE
@par4disepar4site.bsky.social
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fan of a lot of things. a lot of things.
18y. unc still got it.
formerly @zer0novabloss0m.
this description will be updated at some point. not now, though.
fan of a lot of things. a lot of things.
18y. unc still got it.
formerly @zer0novabloss0m.
this description will be updated at some point. not now, though.
Pinned
oh yeah by the way i improved it again. new outfit.
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genuinely it's important to embrace this wholeheartedly, don't drag yourself down by some arbitrary need to "be honest" about media you like, there is no quota for "objective" "criticisms" you have to fill
November 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
genuinely it's important to embrace this wholeheartedly, don't drag yourself down by some arbitrary need to "be honest" about media you like, there is no quota for "objective" "criticisms" you have to fill
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who did this
November 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
who did this
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Saw this post on tumblr with an actual poll attached to it and the overwhelming winner was "I don't believe life begins at conception but I would still sell liquor to the baby"
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Saw this post on tumblr with an actual poll attached to it and the overwhelming winner was "I don't believe life begins at conception but I would still sell liquor to the baby"
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Jia Mu has been added to Arknights!
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Jia Mu has been added to Arknights!
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" i see that sparkle in your eye, youre not ready to give up 'aint cha? thats the spirit. keep going man, im with you the whole way. -🛹 "
November 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
" i see that sparkle in your eye, youre not ready to give up 'aint cha? thats the spirit. keep going man, im with you the whole way. -🛹 "
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this is just the dictionary definition of an arms race
![4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiby6can6k76yzfmv2czxs4pu2l7zie7bqbrpswi7h3ifmiadkuqvu@jpeg)
November 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
this is just the dictionary definition of an arms race
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I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
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big seme here (wip)
November 14, 2025 at 7:43 AM
big seme here (wip)
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UR CRAZY IN THE COCONUT 😮
November 14, 2025 at 4:18 AM
UR CRAZY IN THE COCONUT 😮
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When you finally meet the minor antagonist you heard about 12 cutscenes ago.
November 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
When you finally meet the minor antagonist you heard about 12 cutscenes ago.
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" Just remember, anything negative you think of yourself after night doesn’t count! -🫘 "
November 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
" Just remember, anything negative you think of yourself after night doesn’t count! -🫘 "
oreos will never be able to escape the cycle of samsara
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:39 PM
oreos will never be able to escape the cycle of samsara
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honey block that i decided to call "the glommy slommy" on our two week minecraft phase survival multiplayer server
November 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
honey block that i decided to call "the glommy slommy" on our two week minecraft phase survival multiplayer server
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we're christmas bitch (it's nobember)
November 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
we're christmas bitch (it's nobember)
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stupid little gay boy
November 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
stupid little gay boy
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I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)
October 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)
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Once again, my version is no less authentic than the original.
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Once again, my version is no less authentic than the original.
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I got a very moving Ask about avoiding defeatism on the forbidden website, and I wanted to share it because it's something I believe very strongly
November 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I got a very moving Ask about avoiding defeatism on the forbidden website, and I wanted to share it because it's something I believe very strongly
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convinced that you can be the biggest freak in existence and an ecological danger but people will still find you attractive and be willing to die for you if you have one simple thing: a fat ass
November 11, 2025 at 7:07 AM
convinced that you can be the biggest freak in existence and an ecological danger but people will still find you attractive and be willing to die for you if you have one simple thing: a fat ass