Päivi Kuosmanen
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Xmas season is approaching and soon people are gonna be doing that "Rudolph had antlers so she must have been a girl lol" thing, and it has never stopped annoying me.
Ok, kids, gather around. Reindeer physiology isn't all that simple. Yes it is true that bulls drop antlers and does keep them...
Ok, kids, gather around. Reindeer physiology isn't all that simple. Yes it is true that bulls drop antlers and does keep them...
Today I learned that there are people, lovely well-meaning people, who think that Madonna's Like A Prayer is about praying. They even go as far as singing it in churches
Oh sweetie... We need to sit down, have a nice cup of tea, and then I'll tell you something that you might not be ready to hear
Oh sweetie... We need to sit down, have a nice cup of tea, and then I'll tell you something that you might not be ready to hear
November 17, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Today I learned that there are people, lovely well-meaning people, who think that Madonna's Like A Prayer is about praying. They even go as far as singing it in churches
Oh sweetie... We need to sit down, have a nice cup of tea, and then I'll tell you something that you might not be ready to hear
Oh sweetie... We need to sit down, have a nice cup of tea, and then I'll tell you something that you might not be ready to hear
Xmas season is approaching and soon people are gonna be doing that "Rudolph had antlers so she must have been a girl lol" thing, and it has never stopped annoying me.
Ok, kids, gather around. Reindeer physiology isn't all that simple. Yes it is true that bulls drop antlers and does keep them...
Ok, kids, gather around. Reindeer physiology isn't all that simple. Yes it is true that bulls drop antlers and does keep them...
November 16, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Xmas season is approaching and soon people are gonna be doing that "Rudolph had antlers so she must have been a girl lol" thing, and it has never stopped annoying me.
Ok, kids, gather around. Reindeer physiology isn't all that simple. Yes it is true that bulls drop antlers and does keep them...
Ok, kids, gather around. Reindeer physiology isn't all that simple. Yes it is true that bulls drop antlers and does keep them...
I love and hate the fact that we are used to seeing this.
It's a view of another planet. Another planet! We're sitting in our cozy little homes on Earth and seeing what it's like on Mars. We've never been able to do this before in the entire human history. We shouldn't get jaded, this IS a big deal
It's a view of another planet. Another planet! We're sitting in our cozy little homes on Earth and seeing what it's like on Mars. We've never been able to do this before in the entire human history. We shouldn't get jaded, this IS a big deal
A martian peak - Curiosity, sol 3188 - From Thomas Appéré (thomasappere.bsky.social) - https://flic.kr/p/2mdVFLB
November 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I love and hate the fact that we are used to seeing this.
It's a view of another planet. Another planet! We're sitting in our cozy little homes on Earth and seeing what it's like on Mars. We've never been able to do this before in the entire human history. We shouldn't get jaded, this IS a big deal
It's a view of another planet. Another planet! We're sitting in our cozy little homes on Earth and seeing what it's like on Mars. We've never been able to do this before in the entire human history. We shouldn't get jaded, this IS a big deal
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a GIF
(More like 70 times... When I was a kid, I had it on video and I just couldn't get enough of it. I bet my parents were very confused 😂)
(More like 70 times... When I was a kid, I had it on video and I just couldn't get enough of it. I bet my parents were very confused 😂)
November 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a GIF
(More like 70 times... When I was a kid, I had it on video and I just couldn't get enough of it. I bet my parents were very confused 😂)
(More like 70 times... When I was a kid, I had it on video and I just couldn't get enough of it. I bet my parents were very confused 😂)
I've had a project for over a month now.
I'm making an apple and a pear out of papier-mache.
I'm in no hurry whatsoever. Maybe I'll finish them this year, maybe I won't.
It's fun. I like fun. We should all have fun 😊🍎🍐
I'm making an apple and a pear out of papier-mache.
I'm in no hurry whatsoever. Maybe I'll finish them this year, maybe I won't.
It's fun. I like fun. We should all have fun 😊🍎🍐
November 1, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I've had a project for over a month now.
I'm making an apple and a pear out of papier-mache.
I'm in no hurry whatsoever. Maybe I'll finish them this year, maybe I won't.
It's fun. I like fun. We should all have fun 😊🍎🍐
I'm making an apple and a pear out of papier-mache.
I'm in no hurry whatsoever. Maybe I'll finish them this year, maybe I won't.
It's fun. I like fun. We should all have fun 😊🍎🍐
A vampire that isn’t Dracula.
(Unless he counts as a wizard, of course 🙃)
(Unless he counts as a wizard, of course 🙃)
October 29, 2025 at 11:56 AM
A vampire that isn’t Dracula.
(Unless he counts as a wizard, of course 🙃)
(Unless he counts as a wizard, of course 🙃)
What's the weirdest thing I think I've ever done?
I searched how to send mail to prisoners coz I watched a documentary about a crime & I wanted to tell a prisoner how much he sucked. I mean,he's is such a waste of dna that it's just ridiculous.
I never did send it but I still think I should have.
I searched how to send mail to prisoners coz I watched a documentary about a crime & I wanted to tell a prisoner how much he sucked. I mean,he's is such a waste of dna that it's just ridiculous.
I never did send it but I still think I should have.
October 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
What's the weirdest thing I think I've ever done?
I searched how to send mail to prisoners coz I watched a documentary about a crime & I wanted to tell a prisoner how much he sucked. I mean,he's is such a waste of dna that it's just ridiculous.
I never did send it but I still think I should have.
I searched how to send mail to prisoners coz I watched a documentary about a crime & I wanted to tell a prisoner how much he sucked. I mean,he's is such a waste of dna that it's just ridiculous.
I never did send it but I still think I should have.
Yeah I'm fucking drunk.
Ask me anything though, and I'll probably answer 😅
Ask me anything though, and I'll probably answer 😅
October 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Yeah I'm fucking drunk.
Ask me anything though, and I'll probably answer 😅
Ask me anything though, and I'll probably answer 😅
Actually i'll do a declaration.
Hear me, Walking Dead fans! If/when zombie apocalypse happens. you will never be Rick or Michonne or any of the heroes.
You will be Gregory. You will only look after yourself and betray anyone just for a couple of more seconds of life. And you know it.
YOU KNOW IT!
Hear me, Walking Dead fans! If/when zombie apocalypse happens. you will never be Rick or Michonne or any of the heroes.
You will be Gregory. You will only look after yourself and betray anyone just for a couple of more seconds of life. And you know it.
YOU KNOW IT!
October 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Actually i'll do a declaration.
Hear me, Walking Dead fans! If/when zombie apocalypse happens. you will never be Rick or Michonne or any of the heroes.
You will be Gregory. You will only look after yourself and betray anyone just for a couple of more seconds of life. And you know it.
YOU KNOW IT!
Hear me, Walking Dead fans! If/when zombie apocalypse happens. you will never be Rick or Michonne or any of the heroes.
You will be Gregory. You will only look after yourself and betray anyone just for a couple of more seconds of life. And you know it.
YOU KNOW IT!
Ok hear me out:
David Dencik is amazing. He really is. I've never seen him do a bad performance and I've seen him in a ton of things. But you don't have to take my word for it, go and watch his stuff yourself
Please, do go watch this stuff! I'm dying to talk to someone about Men And Chicken 😅🐔🐶🐭🐮🦉
David Dencik is amazing. He really is. I've never seen him do a bad performance and I've seen him in a ton of things. But you don't have to take my word for it, go and watch his stuff yourself
Please, do go watch this stuff! I'm dying to talk to someone about Men And Chicken 😅🐔🐶🐭🐮🦉
October 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Ok hear me out:
David Dencik is amazing. He really is. I've never seen him do a bad performance and I've seen him in a ton of things. But you don't have to take my word for it, go and watch his stuff yourself
Please, do go watch this stuff! I'm dying to talk to someone about Men And Chicken 😅🐔🐶🐭🐮🦉
David Dencik is amazing. He really is. I've never seen him do a bad performance and I've seen him in a ton of things. But you don't have to take my word for it, go and watch his stuff yourself
Please, do go watch this stuff! I'm dying to talk to someone about Men And Chicken 😅🐔🐶🐭🐮🦉
What's it like inside my head?
(if you can tell who that is without googling, you will win my undying 🤩)
(if you can tell who that is without googling, you will win my undying 🤩)
October 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
What's it like inside my head?
(if you can tell who that is without googling, you will win my undying 🤩)
(if you can tell who that is without googling, you will win my undying 🤩)
Yeah... I knew this would happen. I can't keep the cork shut.
This is what happens when you give a drink to someone who shouldn't have one. Stopping is so fucking difficult that I don't even know when I have the ability to try again.
At least I still feel the shame, I suppose that's something.
This is what happens when you give a drink to someone who shouldn't have one. Stopping is so fucking difficult that I don't even know when I have the ability to try again.
At least I still feel the shame, I suppose that's something.
October 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Yeah... I knew this would happen. I can't keep the cork shut.
This is what happens when you give a drink to someone who shouldn't have one. Stopping is so fucking difficult that I don't even know when I have the ability to try again.
At least I still feel the shame, I suppose that's something.
This is what happens when you give a drink to someone who shouldn't have one. Stopping is so fucking difficult that I don't even know when I have the ability to try again.
At least I still feel the shame, I suppose that's something.
Shakespeare rhymes perfectly.
It's the English language pronunciation that has changed.
Don't blame the writer, blame the time.
It's the English language pronunciation that has changed.
Don't blame the writer, blame the time.
October 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Shakespeare rhymes perfectly.
It's the English language pronunciation that has changed.
Don't blame the writer, blame the time.
It's the English language pronunciation that has changed.
Don't blame the writer, blame the time.
Ever think about how much we actually don't know about the past?
Like, people think about the Stone Age and say that cavemen had names like Ug and Arg. But we don't know that. They could've all had 9-syllable names and we would have no idea! We can guess and keep guessing all day but we don't KNOW.
Like, people think about the Stone Age and say that cavemen had names like Ug and Arg. But we don't know that. They could've all had 9-syllable names and we would have no idea! We can guess and keep guessing all day but we don't KNOW.
October 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Ever think about how much we actually don't know about the past?
Like, people think about the Stone Age and say that cavemen had names like Ug and Arg. But we don't know that. They could've all had 9-syllable names and we would have no idea! We can guess and keep guessing all day but we don't KNOW.
Like, people think about the Stone Age and say that cavemen had names like Ug and Arg. But we don't know that. They could've all had 9-syllable names and we would have no idea! We can guess and keep guessing all day but we don't KNOW.
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future.
October 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future.
October weather continues delightfully warm 😊
Maybe this year Halloween will actually be Halloween-y instead of snow all over the place.
It's the main reason Finland has never really got into Halloween: by the time 31st arrives, it usually looks more like Christmas. But not this year! I hope... 😇🎃
Maybe this year Halloween will actually be Halloween-y instead of snow all over the place.
It's the main reason Finland has never really got into Halloween: by the time 31st arrives, it usually looks more like Christmas. But not this year! I hope... 😇🎃
October 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
October weather continues delightfully warm 😊
Maybe this year Halloween will actually be Halloween-y instead of snow all over the place.
It's the main reason Finland has never really got into Halloween: by the time 31st arrives, it usually looks more like Christmas. But not this year! I hope... 😇🎃
Maybe this year Halloween will actually be Halloween-y instead of snow all over the place.
It's the main reason Finland has never really got into Halloween: by the time 31st arrives, it usually looks more like Christmas. But not this year! I hope... 😇🎃
I had quit drinking. Yes, again... I have a bit of a problem with alcohol and it was never a secret. I dealt with the Force of Habit, I dealt with the Thirst, and I was doing well.
Then, family comes along and gives the Pressure "Have a drink, it's a special day, you have to or we will feel bad!!"
Then, family comes along and gives the Pressure "Have a drink, it's a special day, you have to or we will feel bad!!"
October 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I had quit drinking. Yes, again... I have a bit of a problem with alcohol and it was never a secret. I dealt with the Force of Habit, I dealt with the Thirst, and I was doing well.
Then, family comes along and gives the Pressure "Have a drink, it's a special day, you have to or we will feel bad!!"
Then, family comes along and gives the Pressure "Have a drink, it's a special day, you have to or we will feel bad!!"
So apparently another rapture came and went, and here we still are. How many raptures is that now? If we only count the ones in this decade 😄
I know I'm not much of a theologian, but wasn't the whole end of the world thing supposed to be one and done? How come we get to go around again and again? 🙃
I know I'm not much of a theologian, but wasn't the whole end of the world thing supposed to be one and done? How come we get to go around again and again? 🙃
September 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
So apparently another rapture came and went, and here we still are. How many raptures is that now? If we only count the ones in this decade 😄
I know I'm not much of a theologian, but wasn't the whole end of the world thing supposed to be one and done? How come we get to go around again and again? 🙃
I know I'm not much of a theologian, but wasn't the whole end of the world thing supposed to be one and done? How come we get to go around again and again? 🙃
Watching stand-up, I have noticed that hecklers aren't really making a proper effort. The whole point is to make the comedian lose the plot, but even a beginner isn't bothered by "You suck!" or "I did your mom!"
But if the comedian finds immediate witty banter to "I WANT TO EAT MORE SOUP!!"... 👏👏👏
But if the comedian finds immediate witty banter to "I WANT TO EAT MORE SOUP!!"... 👏👏👏
September 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Watching stand-up, I have noticed that hecklers aren't really making a proper effort. The whole point is to make the comedian lose the plot, but even a beginner isn't bothered by "You suck!" or "I did your mom!"
But if the comedian finds immediate witty banter to "I WANT TO EAT MORE SOUP!!"... 👏👏👏
But if the comedian finds immediate witty banter to "I WANT TO EAT MORE SOUP!!"... 👏👏👏
Post a random Star Trek image
September 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Post a random Star Trek image
Ok please hear me out.
Night Manager by John le Carré, it is - at least partially - a parody of the British royal family in the early 90's. It has to be. Once you see it, you can't un-see it.
Or maybe I've read The Royals by Kitty Kelley too many times.
Even if I'm wrong, I can never un-see it 😳
Night Manager by John le Carré, it is - at least partially - a parody of the British royal family in the early 90's. It has to be. Once you see it, you can't un-see it.
Or maybe I've read The Royals by Kitty Kelley too many times.
Even if I'm wrong, I can never un-see it 😳
September 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Ok please hear me out.
Night Manager by John le Carré, it is - at least partially - a parody of the British royal family in the early 90's. It has to be. Once you see it, you can't un-see it.
Or maybe I've read The Royals by Kitty Kelley too many times.
Even if I'm wrong, I can never un-see it 😳
Night Manager by John le Carré, it is - at least partially - a parody of the British royal family in the early 90's. It has to be. Once you see it, you can't un-see it.
Or maybe I've read The Royals by Kitty Kelley too many times.
Even if I'm wrong, I can never un-see it 😳
Trying to get a hang of a foreign language by listening other people speak it.
So far, my knowledge of the turkish language is: Good morning, Owl, Darling, Onion and Thyme.
But I still have to agree that they are useful words to know. Especially owl 🦉
So far, my knowledge of the turkish language is: Good morning, Owl, Darling, Onion and Thyme.
But I still have to agree that they are useful words to know. Especially owl 🦉
September 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Trying to get a hang of a foreign language by listening other people speak it.
So far, my knowledge of the turkish language is: Good morning, Owl, Darling, Onion and Thyme.
But I still have to agree that they are useful words to know. Especially owl 🦉
So far, my knowledge of the turkish language is: Good morning, Owl, Darling, Onion and Thyme.
But I still have to agree that they are useful words to know. Especially owl 🦉
I was told from the most reliable source that I can talk about finnish politics.
Let's see... It's all 💩! For whatever reason other nations depict Finland as some magical wonderland but actually it's all complete 💩! Where do you guys gets this idea that Finland has it all figured out? Coz we don't
Let's see... It's all 💩! For whatever reason other nations depict Finland as some magical wonderland but actually it's all complete 💩! Where do you guys gets this idea that Finland has it all figured out? Coz we don't
September 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I was told from the most reliable source that I can talk about finnish politics.
Let's see... It's all 💩! For whatever reason other nations depict Finland as some magical wonderland but actually it's all complete 💩! Where do you guys gets this idea that Finland has it all figured out? Coz we don't
Let's see... It's all 💩! For whatever reason other nations depict Finland as some magical wonderland but actually it's all complete 💩! Where do you guys gets this idea that Finland has it all figured out? Coz we don't
Remember Tormund in Game of Thrones? Yeah you do. People always comment on his massive beard.
But as someone who has seen Kristofer Hivju in a ton of scandinavian productions, let me tell you; there's way less beard than you think. The dude has a massive alpha-chad jaw that you could use an anvil 😳
But as someone who has seen Kristofer Hivju in a ton of scandinavian productions, let me tell you; there's way less beard than you think. The dude has a massive alpha-chad jaw that you could use an anvil 😳
September 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Remember Tormund in Game of Thrones? Yeah you do. People always comment on his massive beard.
But as someone who has seen Kristofer Hivju in a ton of scandinavian productions, let me tell you; there's way less beard than you think. The dude has a massive alpha-chad jaw that you could use an anvil 😳
But as someone who has seen Kristofer Hivju in a ton of scandinavian productions, let me tell you; there's way less beard than you think. The dude has a massive alpha-chad jaw that you could use an anvil 😳
After a couple of drinks I get confrontational and I don't like that.
Anyway, just so you know: I do have political opinions which mainly involves calling every single politician a 💩. I just don't think here anyone wants to hear about it as you guys aren't very invested in finnish politics 😂
Anyway, just so you know: I do have political opinions which mainly involves calling every single politician a 💩. I just don't think here anyone wants to hear about it as you guys aren't very invested in finnish politics 😂
September 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
After a couple of drinks I get confrontational and I don't like that.
Anyway, just so you know: I do have political opinions which mainly involves calling every single politician a 💩. I just don't think here anyone wants to hear about it as you guys aren't very invested in finnish politics 😂
Anyway, just so you know: I do have political opinions which mainly involves calling every single politician a 💩. I just don't think here anyone wants to hear about it as you guys aren't very invested in finnish politics 😂