Just wrote the worst tweet ever and stared at it for a couple minutes before discarding it
March 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Just wrote the worst tweet ever and stared at it for a couple minutes before discarding it
Go go go run go fast go go now go go go
March 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Go go go run go fast go go now go go go
Saying stuff like big ups and type shit so they think it’s squeazy
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March 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Saying stuff like big ups and type shit so they think it’s squeazy
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Pavlov’d myself into cumming every time I hit the cart
March 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Pavlov’d myself into cumming every time I hit the cart
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Keep dojng your thing
Melana scaught horktaoss
Melana scaught horktaoss
March 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Keep dojng your thing
Melana scaught horktaoss
Melana scaught horktaoss
There is an arabic saying
March 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
There is an arabic saying
It’s hit your head against a wall Saturday
March 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
It’s hit your head against a wall Saturday
Cmon child safety lock… you know it’s me…
lock.you
March 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Cmon child safety lock… you know it’s me…
Dude my girlfriend @bigdawg420.bsky.social just dropped a fry on the table. Full of sauce. Wow.
March 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Dude my girlfriend @bigdawg420.bsky.social just dropped a fry on the table. Full of sauce. Wow.
I fuck the music I make it cum
March 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I fuck the music I make it cum
Nice work dems next time let’s close our eyes and plug our ears to show them we really mean business
March 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Nice work dems next time let’s close our eyes and plug our ears to show them we really mean business
Farting so hard making the carbon monoxide detector in my girlfriend’ς δουν ή πτυχίο
March 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Farting so hard making the carbon monoxide detector in my girlfriend’ς δουν ή πτυχίο
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Your cock is small and your ass is gay
February 26, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Your cock is small and your ass is gay
So scared to use a bidet cuz what if it feels good
March 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
So scared to use a bidet cuz what if it feels good
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Repost if you dip your exposed nerve ending in the Wendy’s frosty
February 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Repost if you dip your exposed nerve ending in the Wendy’s frosty
TSA worker asked if I wanted to get pat down behind a screen dog just touch me
February 28, 2025 at 10:30 AM
TSA worker asked if I wanted to get pat down behind a screen dog just touch me
I met the mayor of yawnville he gave me the key to the city
February 28, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I met the mayor of yawnville he gave me the key to the city
Stealing is okay if they deserved it
February 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Stealing is okay if they deserved it
You could tame any wild animal if you have a heart of gold
February 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
You could tame any wild animal if you have a heart of gold
Poop should learn how to scream when it falls into toilet
February 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Poop should learn how to scream when it falls into toilet
I could blue sky anything and it would find at least one of you little freaks to give it a like
February 24, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I could blue sky anything and it would find at least one of you little freaks to give it a like
Alright, perfect. Let’s bring out the ripper
February 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Alright, perfect. Let’s bring out the ripper
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If you see a woman manipulating me, don’t come save me, I’m in the right place🔈🔈🔈🔥🔥💯
February 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
If you see a woman manipulating me, don’t come save me, I’m in the right place🔈🔈🔈🔥🔥💯
Doing what women tell me
a man in a suit and tie is dancing in a hallway
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing in a hallway
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February 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Doing what women tell me